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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
Thank you brother Bob, for opening my eyes! A maid had brought her little kid with her, since she couldn't find a sitter, and there he was, eating skittles on the floor.
We told her to teach him a lesson about how God thinks about homers, and otherwise she would be fired faster than you could say "Leviticus".
In the end, she even cried tears of joy while "correcting" him!
"He that spareth his rod hateth his son: But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." (Proverbs 13:24)
When he's able to walk around again, I'm sure it won't be with any skittles in his hand anymore. Hallelujah!
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
Originally posted by iheartslashers View PostLOLOLOLOLOL this is HALARIOUS! I REALLY hope you guys are just making a joke of this, and don't think that SKITTLES, of all things, is in some way perverted. Cause it's not. Now THINKING that it's perverted, THAT'S perverted. Not the skittles. Thinking it is is just halarious and shows that you are immature when it comes to analyzing what is appropriate and what is not.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
LOLOLOLOLOL this is HALARIOUS! I REALLY hope you guys are just making a joke of this, and don't think that SKITTLES, of all things, is in some way perverted. Cause it's not. Now THINKING that it's perverted, THAT'S perverted. Not the skittles. Thinking it is is just halarious and shows that you are immature when it comes to analyzing what is appropriate and what is not.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
Originally posted by TheGive View PostI'm not here to troll or anything like that I'm just here to state my views of God. I do not encourage homosexuality although I do recognize that it is out there. I just believe that if you show kindness to other people they are more likely to return the kindness instead of these sort of flame wars that some of these posts have turned into. Although my believes in the way that god's will should be spread may be different in the end we still love the same god and know that he loves us in return for our devotion to his will. I'm sorry if you disagree with my views but all I ask is to remember that we are not perfect and to show some empathy to those who are still journeying down the path of salvation like we all once were.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
I'm not here to troll or anything like that I'm just here to state my views of God. I do not encourage homosexuality although I do recognize that it is out there. I just believe that if you show kindness to other people they are more likely to return the kindness instead of these sort of flame wars that some of these posts have turned into. Although my believes in the way that god's will should be spread may be different in the end we still love the same god and know that he loves us in return for our devotion to his will. I'm sorry if you disagree with my views but all I ask is to remember that we are not perfect and to show some empathy to those who are still journeying down the path of salvation like we all once were.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
If you are have this stance about Skittles then what about smarties, M&M's and the like which are very much the same? What about chocolate bars, will you avoid eating them for their resemblance of 1) Male reproductive organ or 2) Fecal matter? I find it hard to believe that God would damn a man or woman for eating Skittles or any other sort of candy, but that's from my believe that he is a loving caring God. I see a lot of hate on this forum, is it possible to be able to show a differing of ideas without verbal abuse? Was it not Jesus who said love thy neighbour as thyself? Was it not Jesus that said "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye". We have all sinned and are sinners meaning that no one who has sinned has the right to damn others in God's name, leave that to the mighty one on the day of Judgement. By all means reply as you will I just think that God is the cause of love, not all this hate.
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
Originally posted by Taylor View PostEwww, I don't drink bleach, it's the name of... oh never mind
It's a
CARTOON.
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You're both absolutely disgusting. Delighting in the choices of gay people to be gay is a sin in and of itself. JESUS is coming quickly, and I hope for your own sakes that you both repent and accept Him as your Personal LORD and SAVIOR!
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You know...I never thought about all those things regarding Skittles...no wonder I like them so much! *ponders*
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Oh and y'all are very creative! (I forgot to say that) This could totally be a sit com of un-accepting jerks who flounder in their own self obsession.
Jesus would eat skittles I bet! Jesus walked around with twelve men and never had sex.. Is he gay?? Just a thought.
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Again, I have to say that this is now my favorite sight! You have yet to fail at completely humiliating yourselves and every thing the church stands for. Never stop! please!!! Never quit this retarded war against evil!
I love skittles and there is nothing wrong with gay people!! I have several friends who are gay and I support their choices. Just for this Ima gorge on skittles until I poop rainbow!
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Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!
Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostA little girl needs some healthy hobbies. I don't think that worshipping slant death demons and drinking household chemicals counts.
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