[triandrew]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

You have GOT to be kidding me!! Skittles? Are you out of your ever lovin' minds?

It's CANDY for Pete's sake! What about M&Ms? They're rainbow colored too. Should we ban those? What about those big lollypops sold at candy stores? They're rainbow colored as well. How about rainbow's in general? Hasn't GOD had his hand in creating ALL of these?

Seriously, you need to get your head's out of your collective a**es and use just a LITTLE bit of common sense before you post such TRIPE on the internet. Stuff like this REALLY makes me wonder whether you've truly evolved into what GOD wanted... people who love thy fellow man. I believe that was one of the Commandments, wasn't it?

[Bob4God]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

MY quote function is working perfectly, and I shall now use it to rebuke you!

You can't be serious... Can you...?

We True Christians are not kidders. There is evil in this world, and it is our duty to warn you about it!

I mean... Candy? Seriously? Are you trying to tell me that someone is Gay... for eating Skittles?

That's how you become gay, yes. They lure you in little by little. At first you might just be looking at "Men's Health," only interested in the articles. Then you're looking at the pictures. And then next thing you know, you're shopping for Andrew Christian underwear and worrying about how you'll style your hair at your same-sex wedding ceremony. They get you before you even know it!

It's the same with Skittles. You eat one, then another, then another, with each bite making you more and more comfortable with it all. That's how subliminal messaging works.

I never thought I'd see the day... How... What process of thought can lead anyone to believe such a thing?

Do you think you'll ever see the day when CHRIST JESUS returns to Earth to capture us all up in glory and melt the skin off the wicked? Let me assure you, it's coming.

It is not a process of thought. As a Christian, I have little use for thoughts, preferring instead to rely on what the Holy Bible KJV1611 and Fox News tell me.

[Azrael]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

You are most kind, thank you. Sadly I do mean it when I say I have technical problems quoting that weren't there yesterday. But back to topic, eh?

[Nobar King]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I did, and you are right, my post needs clarification. I meant to quote the Bob4God post but I can't seem to quote posts properly. Actually, the whole site acts strangely for me. I'm sure it's some way to try to get me not to post, but I have my ways.

Watch this video. It'll show you how to quote:

Also, if you choose 'go advanced' you will see additional posting features.

[Azrael]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

I did, and you are right, my post needs clarification. I meant to quote the Bob4God post but I can't seem to quote posts properly. Actually, the whole site acts strangely for me. I'm sure it's some way to try to get me not to post, but I have my ways.

[Nobar King]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Did you even read the thread?

[Azrael]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

You can't be serious... Can you...? I mean... Candy? Seriously? Are you trying to tell me that someone is Gay... for eating Skittles? I never thought I'd see the day... How... What process of thought can lead anyone to believe such a thing?

[Bob4God]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Any day now they're going to say on the news that the cops found a humongous stash of Skittles in Michael Jackson's basement.

I can guarantee you that each of the innocent children he violated were lured into his bedroom with the promise of colorful Skittles! THE CANDY OF QUEERS!

Did you know that Michael Jackson's legal defense was funded by Skittles?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Best way to handle something like this is to start arresting people. Got to crack down on it like we have with drugs. No tolerance. You see somebody eating Skittles, you slap the cuffs on 'em. That's how we do it.

Amen!

If only we could get homosexuality outlawed, you Christian police officers would have a much easier time getting rid of the queer threat to law.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Best way to handle something like this is to start arresting people. Got to crack down on it like we have with drugs. No tolerance. You see somebody eating Skittles, you slap the cuffs on 'em. That's how we do it.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

It's the symbol of the rainbow that the gays have tainted. Meteorological alert: actual rainbows are still safe to view.

Mr. King is correct. I often see natural rainbows while fishing, with no adverse effects whatsoever. Rainbow bumperstickers give me urge to throw rocks.

[Nobar King]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Whenever it rains I refuse to go out so I won't have to stare at rainbows.

It's the symbol of the rainbow that the gays have tainted. Meteorological alert: actual rainbows are still safe to view.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

You people are so so so pitiful, mindless, conformist, and dumb.

How are we at all different from what God wants us to be? Cite book, chapter, and verse, please.

[Satan Is THAT bad]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

Troll how Dare you say that The rainbow is not there symbol its the Gays like you

Whenever it rains I refuse to go out so I won't have to stare at rainbows.

[Miss April]

Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

You all are the women haters, so wouldn't the rainbow be like, your symbol? The rainbow is usually in gay parades and stuff too. Ironic?

Troll how Dare you say that The rainbow is not there symbol its the Gays like you