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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #271
    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

    Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
    Well, her belief is "harm none and do as you will."
    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Where's that in the Bible?
    Pastor, that's an infamous witch incantation. I recommend a protective prayer and a hot bath.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • NonSense Talker
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2009
        • 29
        #272
        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

        You people are so so so pitiful, mindless, conformist, and dumb.

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          • father yella
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2009
            • 18
            #273
            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

            what about peanut M&M's

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              • Tertius The Scribe
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 452
                #274
                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                Originally posted by NonSense Talker View Post
                You people are so so so pitiful, mindless, conformist, and dumb.
                Go tell that to the fags at 4chan. They appreciate that sort of thing.

                Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                  • Miss April
                    Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 685
                    #275
                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                    Originally posted by father yella View Post
                    what about peanut M&M's
                    There still Bad To eat Troll and will Turn you gay but your already a queer right?

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                      • Miss April
                        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 685
                        #276
                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                        Originally posted by NonSense Talker View Post
                        You people are so so so pitiful, mindless, conformist, and dumb.
                        Do you really Think we care what unsaved trash like you thinks about us?

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                          • father yella
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 18
                            #277
                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                            Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                            There still Bad To eat Troll and will Turn you gay but your already a queer right?
                            miss april, i really am not queer nor do i intend to become that way, i shall stop eating them straight away

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                              • superman22x
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 7
                                #278
                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                You all are the women haters, so wouldn't the rainbow be like, your symbol? The rainbow is usually in gay parades and stuff too. Ironic?

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                                  • Bob the Reviver
                                    Unsaved trash
                                     
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 32
                                    #279
                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                    Originally posted by superman22x View Post
                                    You all are the women haters, so wouldn't the rainbow be like, your symbol? The rainbow is usually in gay parades and stuff too. Ironic?
                                    Get back to the chans you troll.
                                    We are the ones who will be saved. We that are of the one true faith that will give us access to our Great Lord's Kingdom!

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                                      • Miss April
                                        Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 685
                                        #280
                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                        Originally posted by father yella View Post
                                        miss april, i really am not queer nor do i intend to become that way, i shall stop eating them straight away
                                        Good That's wonderful to hear

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                                          • Miss April
                                            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 685
                                            #281
                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                            Originally posted by superman22x View Post
                                            You all are the women haters, so wouldn't the rainbow be like, your symbol? The rainbow is usually in gay parades and stuff too. Ironic?
                                            Troll how Dare you say that The rainbow is not there symbol its the Gays like you

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                                              • Satan Is THAT bad
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 20
                                                #282
                                                Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                                                Troll how Dare you say that The rainbow is not there symbol its the Gays like you
                                                Whenever it rains I refuse to go out so I won't have to stare at rainbows.
                                                My username is SERIOUS just in case anyone wonders.

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                                                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                                    Senior Pastor
                                                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                                    Always Biblically correct
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 10639
                                                    #283
                                                    Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                    Originally posted by NonSense Talker View Post
                                                    You people are so so so pitiful, mindless, conformist, and dumb.
                                                    How are we at all different from what God wants us to be? Cite book, chapter, and verse, please.
                                                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                                      • Nobar King
                                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                        Christ's Guardian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2007
                                                        • 23748
                                                        #284
                                                        Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                        Originally posted by Satan Is THAT bad View Post
                                                        Whenever it rains I refuse to go out so I won't have to stare at rainbows.
                                                        It's the symbol of the rainbow that the gays have tainted. Meteorological alert: actual rainbows are still safe to view.
                                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                          • Johnnyboy
                                                            True Christian™ fisherman
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 801
                                                            #285
                                                            Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS!

                                                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                            It's the symbol of the rainbow that the gays have tainted. Meteorological alert: actual rainbows are still safe to view.
                                                            Mr. King is correct. I often see natural rainbows while fishing, with no adverse effects whatsoever. Rainbow bumperstickers give me urge to throw rocks.

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