[My Name Is Phil]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

How could Jesus want me bended knees in front of him ? I won't bend my keens in front of a man that does not exist.

Ha, you religious and your imaginary friends !

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

How could Jesus want me bended knees in front of him ? I won't bend my keens in front of a man that does not exist.

Ha, you religious and your imaginary friends !

Friend,

You accept Alexander the Great existed, correct? We only have two sources on his life and booth were written 500 years after Alexanders death. With Jesus we have four in The Bible, plus other sources. Do you not see the double standard here?

[My Name Was Phil.]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Do I look like someone who believes in Alexander The Great ?

See, another prejudice.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Do I look like someone who believes in Alexander The Great ?

See, another prejudice.

That wasn't my statement friend, do you accept the existence of Alexander the Great as an historical figure? Not, do you believe he was the son of Zeus in the form of a snake with Alexander's mother Olympia.

[FeebleMinded Christian]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Please help me! When I left the house this morning I was shocked and disgusted to find THIS on the sidewalk, just outside my home...

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For those who do not know what this is, it is a used condom. This can only mean one thing - That I have Homosexuals in my neighborhood! They were probably sodomizing each other on my front lawn, while I was asleep!!

Now I am afraid to leave my own home for fear I catch AIDS! I have been hiding behind the sofa all day, with a loaded 12 gauge Stevens 311D double barreled sawed-off shotgun, a Savage-Springfield 67H pump-action, a Hi-Point 995 Carbine 9 mm semi-automatic rifle, two 9 mm Intratec Tec-9 Semi-automatic handguns, 4 hunting knives, and a flare-gun. If any faggot dares try to get in here and rape me, it'll be the last thing they ever do!

Everyone is a suspect! What can I do? They are probably watching my home while I write this. Please Help!

Well, i guess if you really feel like you need help I'd suggest try to calm down a little, assess the situation you have calmly. And consider the possibility that your neighbors in your town are very unlikely to have the desire of raping you. Most likely, leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Well, i guess if you really feel like you need help I'd suggest try to calm down a little, assess the situation you have calmly. And consider the possibility that your neighbors in your town are very unlikely to have the desire of raping you. Most likely, leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.

Friend, that has got to be the worst advice I've ever heard. Do you imagine queers to be harmless? God doesn't think so. He says they're "an abomination." They are also known to recruit, rape and harass Normal men.

Did you also know that defending them will get your ticket punched to eternal damnation?

[John Bois Ward]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

This is going to be the first part in a very long series of rebuttals to My Name is Phil’s erroneous statements. This first one will concern itself with the following statement:

See, that's stupidity.

First off, I'm not homosexual.

You talk about MY prejudice ? Look at YOURS ! You guys here all think that homosexuals have AIDS, wich is REALLY not true. All the gay peopole I know never got AIDS. And AIDS are lethal, in most of the cases, so there would not be a lot of homosexuals living right now. After that, you think they are ALL contagious, WHAT THE PHUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEADS !? Homosexuality is in genetics. You're born with it, or not. You can't "catch' homosexuality. That's just stupid beliefs.


If THAT is not prejudice, I wonder what it is.

Answer me this. If homosexuality is “in genetics,” why are homosexuals still around? Correct me if I’m wrong, but “genetics” are passed down through generations by sexual intercourse that produce offspring. Homosexual intercourse (puke) doesn’t produce offspring; therefore, "homosexual genetics" cannot be passed along. If "homosexual genes" cannot be passed along, the "homosexual gene" should have disappeared. Since we do have homos running around trying to corrupt our children, homosexuality must be based on something other than "genes".

[Manny]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

I've FINALLY figured it out. You're not really the right-wing, bible-pounding, hate-mongering nut job everyone claims you are. YOU'RE ACTUALLY ONE OF US!! You are simply providing a counterpoint argument to strengthen the case for Equal Rights for Homosexuals. Bravo!

Your posts have been brilliant. It's flawless how you espouse the inaccuracies regarding the facts about HIV/AIDS in order to educate people through the use of irony and parody. Amazing! Your technique reminds me of Stephen Colbert - playing the conservative pundit in order to show the weaknesses in the conservative argument. I tip my hat to you, sir.

You are truly a rabble-rouser extraordinaire. Every good leader knows that one of the fastest ways to galvanize his troops is to break them down only to enable them to rebuild with greater force and resolution than before. Bang on the hive with a stick, and the bees come out even angrier! I salute you, General.

Knowing that such fine debaters and logicians, such as yourself, are in our corner, we will have equal rights for ALL in no time! Thank you so much!! You don't know what this means to The Cause.

P.S. - My wife and I think that you are very handsome in your profile pic.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

This is going to be the first part in a very long series of rebuttals to My Name is Phil’s erroneous statements. This first one will concern itself with the following statement:



Answer me this. If homosexuality is “in genetics,” why are homosexuals still around? Correct me if I’m wrong, but “genetics” are passed down through generations by sexual intercourse that produce offspring. Homosexual intercourse (puke) doesn’t produce offspring; therefore, "homosexual genetics" cannot be passed along. If "homosexual genes" cannot be passed along, the "homosexual gene" should have disappeared. Since we do have homos running around trying to corrupt our children, homosexuality must be based on something other than "genes".

Considering where these deviants deposit their seed, how do we know they are even human ?

Can fecal matter reconstitute itself into something resembling a "person" ?

[Nobar King]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Are you referring to a 'Golem'?

[emmybear]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Dear Lord... maybe they're targeting members of THIS Church?? Has anyone else received a message like this over the last few days??

It's a well known FACT that queers and homos like to target Christians to abuse. They hate us because they know our God knows the truth about 'em. I'm not sure what i'm planning to do. I've already contacted the DOF, and awaiting their response.

I'm thinking of maybe setting the house on fire as some sort of diversionary tactic, and going out shooting! I think I can just get to the car without some faggot touching me or breathing on me. I can see two kids talking on the sidewalk, I'm not sure if they're in on it.

Wish me luck!

Hi there! Not here to make any comments on your violent hate for gays... but a condom doesn't mean a gay. A lot of people use condoms. I don't know how you don't know this as a grown man?
I'm sure you'll be fine. Whether they are gay or not.

[Nobar King]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Are you trying to get us infected?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

I think she just hates Christians.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Hi there! Not here to make any comments on your violent hate for gays... but a condom doesn't mean a gay. A lot of people use condoms. I don't know how you don't know this as a grown man?
I'm sure you'll be fine. Whether they are gay or not.

Son, why would a Christian possibly want to wear a condom? A condom, I am lead to believe, is a devide created to stop fags getting as much AIDS (A disease which lives in the infected homosexual's ass). These queers wear condoms so they dont get AIDS. Why would a Christian want to wear a condom? Sodomy is a vile and evil sin, and no decent Christian man would engage in it.

[UsinMaBrainMeats]

Re: URGENT ! QUEERS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ! WHAT SHOULD I DO ??

Son, why would a Christian possibly want to wear a condom? A condom, I am lead to believe, is a devide created to stop fags getting as much AIDS (A disease which lives in the infected homosexual's ass). These queers wear condoms so they dont get AIDS. Why would a Christian want to wear a condom? Sodomy is a vile and evil sin, and no decent Christian man would engage in it.

Condoms were created for the purpose of preventing unwanted pregnancy for hetero couples that wanted to have sex but not have children. It also prevents the spread of STD's like you said, however i'm fairly sure that was not its first intention.