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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414
    #1

    THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

    Sorry about the virtual "scream" there in the title, but I'm just sick and tired of seeing and hearing sodomites referred to as "gay". There is nothing "gay" about homers turning their backs on God and His design for them by embracing a DEATHstyle that only brings sadness, disease, and an early death! Homersexuals have an average lifespan of 42 years! What's gay about catching GRID and dying early, or shortening your life with "Gay" Bowel Syndrome?!!? THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT IT!

    Okay, I'm finished venting.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22887
      #2
      Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

      Prepare to vent further – the legions of the damned are seizing the minds of our children and training them to be catamites:
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639
          #3
          Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

          Those disgusting sodomites love to pervert everything they can get their perfectly manicured hands on, including what used to be an innocent adjective. Give us our language back, you sick freaks! Then they have to become the politically correct thought police whenever normal people use "gay" as an all-purpose pejorative.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

              I had been Gay all my life and was always happy about being Gay until these Sodomites stole it from me.


              .

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

                  I wish they'd all go back to France where they came from!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Eugene Hackwith
                      Farmer for Christ™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 736
                      #6
                      Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

                      That's it, I don't care anymore! Whenever someone asks me how I'm feeling, I'm going to say, for instance, "I'm feeling gay today, my dog just had a litter of puppies. I was up all night with her and the newborns, so I'm pretty fagged out this morning."

                      And if they put up a fuss about me using antiquated language, then I'll just tell them it's retro, and coming back into style. That'll show 'em!
                      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                      Psalm 139:19-20
                      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                        • TRUEATHEIST
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 10
                          #7
                          Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          Sorry about the virtual "scream" there in the title, but I'm just sick and tired of seeing and hearing sodomites referred to as "gay". There is nothing "gay" about homers turning their backs on God and His design for them by embracing a DEATHstyle that only brings sadness, disease, and an early death! Homersexuals have an average lifespan of 42 years! What's gay about catching GRID and dying early, or shortening your life with "Gay" Bowel Syndrome?!!? THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT IT!

                          Okay, I'm finished venting.

                          *tries to suppress laughter, fails*
                          Please, this must be a joke. You can't seriously believe that. Plus, it turns out you are a group of people. Have you listened to anything we said?

                          1 - If you are serious, get help
                          2 - If you aren't, apoligize

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414
                              #8
                              Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

                              I fail to see what's so funny about an early death and eternity in Hell. You may have chosen to pretend you don't know God is very real, but laughing when people who are doing everything they can to bring others to His loving embrace is just sick. Not that I'd expect any better from someone who thinks his cousin is a monkey.
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                • JennyD
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Sweet Placid Sister
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 9567
                                  #9
                                  Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

                                  Originally posted by TRUEATHEIST View Post
                                  *tries to suppress laughter, fails*
                                  Please, this must be a joke. You can't seriously believe that. Plus, it turns out you are a group of people. Have you listened to anything we said?

                                  1 - If you are serious, get help
                                  2 - If you aren't, apoligize
                                  Sister M&Ms is NOT a group of people! She's also very sensitive about the baby weight she's packing on, and does not need your insults.
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                                    • Just James
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 56
                                      #10
                                      Re: THERE'S NOTHING "GAY" ABOUT THE SODOMITE DEATHSTYLE!!!!!!!!

                                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                      Not that I'd expect any better from someone who thinks his cousin is a monkey.
                                      Actually, if you've met my cousin you'd be quite happy to believe this.

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