Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

[JoeSmo]

Call me Joe Smith.

I'm in highschool and I've had unnatural sinful desires but I've not acted on them.

I've never acted on my homosexual feelings because I know Leviticus 18:22 says that is an abomination:

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Can I still be saved from hell If I never act on my feelings and see a therapist to help turn the way God wants? Or is it too late for me already?

I havent told my parents because they will rightfully kick me out of the house because I am a perverted abomination and I would just be a disgrace to them so I need to change with just Gods help.

If I'm still going to hell is there anything I can do so I dont go to the worst layer of hell? I'm trying hard to be a good person and follow God, I never meant to disgrace him like this so do you think he can give me a second chance?

Also, where I can a find a therapist who does gay curing? Does any therapist do it, or are they specially trained for that? If I see a pastor from church can he help me turn straight too?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Call me Joe Smith.

I'm in highschool and I've had unnatural sinful desires but I've not acted on them.

I've never acted on my homosexual feelings because I know Leviticus 18:22 says that is an abomination:

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Can I still be saved from hell If I never act on my feelings and see a therapist to help turn the way God wants? Or is it too late for me already?

I havent told my parents because they will rightfully kick me out of the house because I am a perverted abomination and I would just be a disgrace to them so I need to change with just Gods help.

If I'm still going to hell is there anything I can do so I dont go to the worst layer of hell? I'm trying hard to be a good person and follow God, I never meant to disgrace him like this so do you think he can give me a second chance?

Also, where I can a find a therapist who does gay curing? Does any therapist do it, or are they specially trained for that? If I see a pastor from church can he help me turn straight too?

You must pour gasoline on yourself and light a match.

[Talitha]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Get right with Jesus.
Tithe to your favorite Church.
Enroll in the Landover B.A.S.H program and get cured.


Edit................ only follow my instructions if the Pastors suggestion didn't work.

[JoeSmo]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

You must pour gasoline on yourself and light a match.

I thought suicide was a sin though.

[Talitha]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

I thought suicide was a sin though.

Who said anything about suicide?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Who said anything about suicide?

Yes, Joe, were did the kindly Pastor tell you to kill yourself? He was encoring you do drive the demons from your body.

[Bob4God]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Landover Baptist has had great success at curing homosexuals of their dreaded disease, and I'm confident we could do the same for you.

Part of the success rate depends on how far gone you are in homosexuality.

Please answer the following yes/no questions to help us help you:

Do you speak with a lisp?

Do you spend more time on your hair than playing sports or hunting?

Do you wave your hands around when you speak?

Do you find yourself experiencing a pang of excitement when you see the young, buff jocks in the locker room at school?

Do you cry when you are sad?

Do you fantasize about being molested by a priest?

Do you enjoy Skittles?

Do you have more than one style of underwear in your drawer?

Do you find yourself skipping and prancing?

Do you touch yourself and enjoy it?

Do you look at yourself in the mirror and enjoy it?

[JoeSmo]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Yes, Joe, were did the kindly Pastor tell you to kill yourself? He was encoring you do drive the demons from your body.

Actually lighting myself on fire will kill me - I'm not dumb.

[JoeSmo]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Part of the success rate depends on how far gone you are in homosexuality.

Please answer the following yes/no questions to help us help you:

Do you speak with a lisp? No.

Do you spend more time on your hair than playing sports or hunting? No.

Do you wave your hands around when you speak? No.

Do you find yourself experiencing a pang of excitement when you see the young, buff jocks in the locker room at school? No.

Do you cry when you are sad? No.

Do you fantasize about being molested by a priest? No.
Do you enjoy Skittles? No.

Do you have more than one style of underwear in your drawer? Yes.

Do you find yourself skipping and prancing? No.

Do you touch yourself and enjoy it? No.

Do you look at yourself in the mirror and enjoy it? No.

[Talitha]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Actually lighting myself on fire will kill me - I'm not dumb.

Now you are starting to sound like an Atheist.
How can someone know the Love of Jesus if they aren't ON FIRE for HIM?

[JoeSmo]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Now you are starting to sound like an Atheist.
How can someone know the Love of Jesus if they aren't ON FIRE for HIM?

I do love Jesus. But I don't show that love by pouring gasoline on myself and lighting a match. Thank you.

[Bob4God]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

What kind of homosexual are you?!

You don't hate sports and hunting? You don't lisp? You don't prance?

Wait. Are you a lezbo?

[JoeSmo]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

What kind of homosexual are you?!

You don't hate sports and hunting? You don't lisp? You don't prance?

Wait. Are you a lezbo?

No, I'm not a woman. I just act like regular guys.

[Bob4God]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

No, I'm not a woman. I just act like regular guys.

Well that's a blatant lie. Regular guys don't get turned on by guys! I think you're lying about being a flaming queer. GOD hates gays AND liars, son.

[JoeSmo]

Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

Well that's a blatant lie. Regular guys don't get turned on by guys! I think you're lying about being a flaming queer. GOD hates gays AND liars, son.

Well, he might hate me right now, but will he love me again If I try and change? I'm really trying hard to.