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  • #16
    Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

    Originally posted by JoeSmo View Post
    Actually lighting myself on fire will kill me - I'm not dumb.
    If you're so smart, how come you're spitting in Christ's face right now? Limp-wristed queers like you make Him sick! You KNOW God says you're an abomination, so why do you persist? Do you WANT to spend eternity in hellfire?

    I'm sure this is just a phase you're going through. Have you been skiing lately? Playing Mario games? Those are just a few of the gateway activities that lead to sodomy.

    All you need to do is find the right girl.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

      Originally posted by JoeSmo View Post
      Well, he might hate me right now, but will he love me again If I try and change? I'm really trying hard to.
      You cannot change yourself, only JESUS can change you. You are too weak and stupid to handle your life on your own. GOD created you to be dependent on Him, much the way a sheep is dependent on the Shepherd to do its thinking for it.

      Do you know the incredible but true story of Sodom and Gomorrah? They were cities filled with homosexuals and the LORD was so disgusted with His creations that He burned them to the ground!

      GOD is going to burn YOU too in eternal hellfire filled with agony and pain, unless you repent and accept His precious love!
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      • #18
        Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        If you're so smart, how come you're spitting in Christ's face right now? Limp-wristed queers like you make Him sick! You KNOW God says you're an abomination, so why do you persist? Do you WANT to spend eternity in hellfire?

        I'm sure this is just a phase you're going through. Have you been skiing lately? Playing Mario games? Those are just a few of the gateway activities that lead to sodomy.

        All you need to do is find the right girl.
        Well my wrist isn't limp, and i've never ever spat in Jesus' face. I don't know why really.

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        • #19
          Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          You cannot change yourself, only JESUS can change you. You are too weak and stupid to handle your life on your own. GOD created you to be dependent on Him, much the way a sheep is dependent on the Shepherd to do its thinking for it.

          Do you know the incredible but true story of Sodom and Gomorrah? They were cities filled with homosexuals and the LORD was so disgusted with His creations that He burned them to the ground!

          GOD is going to burn YOU too in eternal hellfire filled with agony and pain, unless you repent and accept His precious love!
          I have repented a lot of times and I accept his love! I promise I do.

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          • #20
            Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

            Originally posted by JoeSmo View Post
            Well my wrist isn't limp, and i've never ever spat in Jesus' face. I don't know why really.
            Listen nancy, you aren't fooling me, and you sure aren't fooling Jesus. All queers are limp-wristed perverts who defy God's will by persisting in their disgusting hobby.

            Without sincere repentance, there can be no Salvation(c). That means you have to choose between playing the skinflute in dark alleyways to get your jollies, or accepting Christ as your personal Savior and following His Holy Word TO THE LETTER.

            Turn or burn, sodomite.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

              Originally posted by JoeSmo View Post
              I have repented a lot of times and I accept his love! I promise I do.
              Great!!
              We cured you

              PRAISE JESUS

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • #22
                Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

                Originally posted by JoeSmo View Post
                I have repented a lot of times and I accept his love! I promise I do.
                You must not be doing it right. Have you told GOD that you make yourself sick and that you are a worthless piece of trash undeserving of His awesome love? Have you praised Him and all of His righteous judgments? The LORD likes to hear good things about Himself, make sure you are accommodating.

                It IS possible that you annoyed GOD before you were born and He gave you up to your perversions.

                Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

                You might ask your parents if you started speaking blasphemies against the LORD when you were an infant.
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                The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                - Proverbs 15:3

                CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                • #23
                  Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  Great!!
                  We cured you

                  PRAISE JESUS
                  Did you collect the money? How many times have I told you!
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #24
                    Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    You must pour gasoline on yourself and light a match.
                    "Pastor" do you realize that god frowns on suicide, and by frowns i mean one way ticket to hell city?

                    and by suggesting it you are buying yourself one of those tickets.
                    This signature space is not for the purpose of posting gay porn.--ADMIN

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                    • #25
                      Re: Can I be saved from hell if I pray to God?

                      Originally posted by The Enlightened View Post
                      "Pastor" do you realize that god frowns on suicide, and by frowns i mean one way ticket to hell city?

                      and by suggesting it you are buying yourself one of those tickets.
                      Were do you get suicide from friend? As Mattew 9:43 says if you hand offends you cut it off.

                      Mattew 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
                      If the poster the Pastor was advising burns off his tallwaycker then he will never endanger his soul by acting how his gay impulses.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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