Transgender Evangelist Horror

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Excuse me, I’m going to the restroom to vomit

The sanest comment I have heard so far has been

Sadly, no matter what he may think, Larry was created as a male, and remains so! All the surgeries in the world will never change the work of God. Point 2 - no matter what he may think, Larry is like many other vile, depraved sinners who will spend eternity in the lake of fire based on their rejection of the truth of Scripture found in Jesus Christ alone.

From a man entitling himself “The Desert Pastor”

You may wish to comment also… I feel too ill.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is the most disgusting thing I've seen in a Church since the day Skeeter brought in a sack of dead skunks to Easter Services last year.

[Nobar King]

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I had to wait in line at the washroom to vomit because there were so many people ahead of me vomiting. I actually vomited twice. Thanks.

[eliot mayfield]

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I had to wait in line at the washroom to vomit because there were so many people ahead of me vomiting. I actually vomited twice. Thanks.

Twice? You liberal!!!!!
I threw my guts out the window, puked, barfed, huffinton posted, 10 times!!!!!!!

[Nurse Clampett]

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Oh, My! I haven't vomited like that since Jodie Foster won her second Oscar.
I think I can continue...
An operation cannot make a man a woman. Have you ever known a trannie able to bake a Godly pie? A woman trannie is just as perverse. You can give a female a tallywacker, but not the brain to run the world!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Nurse, you know about these medical things - Is there nothing you can do for this... this.. er... creature?

[Nurse Clampett]

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Nurse, you know about these medical things - Is there nothing you can do for this... this.. er... creature?

Sadly, this creature is beyond repair. No amount of Godly brain scrambling can lobotomize the demon in it's head. The body is corrupt and vile. All that's left to do is stone it out of it's misery.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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How stupid do liberals think we are? Everyone knows that God created us as male and female right from the start:

Mark 10:6: But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

The reason was so that woman could be a help suitable for man after the animals weren't up to the job:

Genesis 2:18-22: And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought [them] unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that [was] the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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That is the most disgusting thing I've seen in a Church since the day Skeeter brought in a sack of dead skunks to Easter Services last year.

Pastor, I realize Landover has some customs a bit different from my church, but skunks at Easter? I'm just not following.

Were they to represent the Jews, who are dead to God and whose hatred of all things holy rises like a vile stench from the Earth?

How stupid do liberals think we are? Everyone knows that God created us as male and female right from the start:

Mark 10:6: But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

The reason was so that woman could be a help suitable for man after the animals weren't up to the job:

Genesis 2:18-22: And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought [them] unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that [was] the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

Pastor, this is a point I've always had questions on from the Sunday Schoolers. How can God have created people male and female "from the beginning of Creation", yet created Adam and then made Eve out of Adam's rib?

I just tell them that "beginning" is relative. After all, it was a few days into Creation before He created any people at all!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]Pastor, this is a point I've always had questions on from the Sunday Schoolers. How can God have created people male and female "from the beginning of Creation", yet created Adam and then made Eve out of Adam's rib?

I just tell them that "beginning" is relative. After all, it was a few days into Creation before He created any people at all!

I think this is a fault of lax orthography There is Creation and creation. The former being the creating of the World and all that is in and over it in 6 days and the latter is the sum of all He created - including Manna and other miraculous appearances of foodstuffs - thus encompassing Eve.

[Manny]

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Do you believe that the mother unreservedly has the right to do what she wants with her body? Do you believe that the moral status of the fetus should be considered at all?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you believe that the mother unreservedly has the right to do what she wants with her body? Do you believe that the moral status of the fetus should be considered at all?

Manny you little pervert, no matter how hard you degenerate sodomites might try, men are not capable of bearing children! Wishful thinking is not the same as Praying to God Almighty!

As for these "rights" you speak of, the Holy Bible is crystal clear on this point: God decides what happens with our bodies, not queers or joo abortionists.

[Manny]

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Manny you little pervert, no matter how hard you degenerate sodomites might try, men are not capable of bearing children! Wishful thinking is not the same as Praying to God Almighty!

As for these "rights" you speak of, the Holy Bible is crystal clear on this point: God decides what happens with our bodies, not queers or joo abortionists.

I'm running a little bet here ... help me out!

Did you stagger into the wrong thread? have an Alzheimers moment? or are you talking to your "invisible friend"?

How has this got anything to do with a humorous look at politics using cow metaphors?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm running a little bet here ... help me out!

Did you stagger into the wrong thread? have an Alzheimers moment? or are you talking to your "invisible friend"?

How has this got anything to do with a humorous look at politics using cow metaphors?

Gambling is a sin, as is mocking a Pastor.

I was simply answering your idiotic question. Now go and never sin again!