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  • BigGayFool
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    • May 2009
    • 1

    #1

    Hey guys

    I love men.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22878

    #2
    Re: Hey guys

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind ,

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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    • Plinky
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      Under Investigation
      • May 2009
      • 1

      #3
      Re: Hey guys

      Originally posted by BigGayPoof View Post
      I love men.
      I love men too!

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #4
        Re: Hey guys

        I hope you're both females. As Mr. Bathfire has pointed out, GOD does not approve of same sex relationships, and violators have a hefty price to pay.

        Just because it's popular to be gay doesn't make it right. Often those things which are least popular (such as being a Christian) are the things that are just and right.

        Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. - Matthew 5:11
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        The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
        - Proverbs 15:3

        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #5
          Re: Hey guys

          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Hey guys

            It seems to me that this couple has come to us asking for help to escape the nightmare of the homer lifestyle. I'm guessing that they are the first fallout from this latest liberal fad to allow queers to attack Normal people by mocking the Godly institution of marriage.

            Have you two sissies ever heard of Sister Betty Bowers' BASH Program? It has helped countless men to give up the perverted hobby of sodomy and instead embrace Jesus.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Hey guys

              Originally posted by BigGayFool View Post
              I love men.
              Wow, I love men, too!

              That's why I work so hard to make sure homosexual men find Jesus and give up their wicked ways. You see, even if they have to be beaten, electrocuted, flogged, and waterboarded to see the Light(tm), they are then saved from an eternity of torture in the pits of Hell.

              How do YOU show your love for your fellow man?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Bob4God
                Moderator
                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                Hands folded for Jesus
                 
                • Apr 2008
                • 5274

                #8
                Re: Hey guys

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                How do YOU show your love for your fellow man?
                With a KJV and a bullhorn!
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                The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                - Proverbs 15:3

                CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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