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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    considering I'm just a child and it's illegal.
    Well, practically all gaysexuals are pedophiles as well, so it's no suprise. I agree though that gaysex should be illegal.

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    I don't follow the bible
    That is why you will burn in hell. That is exactly why you were send here by the Lord, it's not too late for you start following the bible and make things right with Jesus.

    Repent heathen! Get on your knees and allow Jesus enter you today. Let Him fill you with love.

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  • Once Upon A Time
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    I'm glad you admit that being gay is a choice.
    That's not what I meant, and I'm pretty sure you know that, but I'm not going to argue about that.

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    Are you saying that your God hates me, simply for the gender of the people I fall in love with?

    It isn't love at all, my friend. It is simply genital lust that you know in your heart is wrong. I don't know if you are a male or female queer, but the former seeks the rectum, and the latter another woman's quim to grind against. In either case, Jesus weeps, but He can help if you are ready to admit what hoplessly lost scum you are without Him? Will you let His warm love inside you this day?

    In Christ

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  • Bjorn Jensen
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    I don't "hate Jesus", I just don't believe in his existence, and I'm free to be gay wether I believe in Jesus or not.
    I'm glad you admit that being gay is a choice.

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  • Once Upon A Time
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Yes

    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.



    That's what you keep saying to yourself. In reality, you know it in your black heathen heart, that is was a Jesus that made you come here so you could see the error of your ways.
    I haven't "lied" with anyone, considering I'm just a child and it's illegal. And besides, I don't follow the bible, I follow the law, the one that actually counts for everyone, not only those in a certain religion.


    I'm not sure if I'm supposed to laugh or cry right now. That's just -- I don't even know. If Jesus does exist, I doubt that he'd make me come here to "see wht's wrong with me."

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    Are you saying that your God hates me, simply for the gender of the people I fall in love with?
    Yes

    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    And what REALLY made me come here, was that a friend sendt me a link here because she finds you all fun to watch.
    That's what you keep saying to yourself. In reality, you know it in your black heathen heart, that is was a Jesus that made you come here so you could see the error of your ways.

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  • Once Upon A Time
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    You spit in the face of baby Jesus by choosing gaysexual deathstyle over infinite love He offers in the form of salvation. God hate gaysexuals. You must leave your twisted gaysexual ways behind and become an ex-gay if you want a shot at salvation.

    Stop the hatred, stop spitting in the face of baby Jesus today and start making things right with Him. That's why Jesus made you come to this forum in the first place.
    Are you saying that your God hates me, simply for the gender of the people I fall in love with? Isn't that a little extreme? (Sorry if i miss spell something, I'm not English or American or anything.)

    And what REALLY made me come here, was that a friend sendt me a link here because she finds you all fun to watch.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    I don't "hate Jesus", I just don't believe in his existence, and I'm free to be gay wether I believe in Jesus or not.
    You spit in the face of baby Jesus by choosing gaysexual deathstyle over infinite love He offers in the form of salvation. God hate gaysexuals. You must leave your twisted gaysexual ways behind and become an ex-gay if you want a shot at salvation.

    Stop the hatred, stop spitting in the face of baby Jesus today and start making things right with Him. That's why Jesus made you come to this forum in the first place.

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  • Once Upon A Time
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Why do you hate Jesus?
    I don't "hate Jesus", I just don't believe in his existence, and I'm free to be gay wether I believe in Jesus or not.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Once Upon A Time View Post
    im gay yay
    Why do you hate Jesus?

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  • Once Upon A Time
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    im gay yay

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  • John North
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by TheGoofTurd View Post
    I'm not too concerned about the wait time, I was just mentioning that my response might be a bit later than others.
    Although I did try to write you a personal message, but it seems to be disabled. (Or not available on this forum)

    However, I'm still curious if I got your plan right.

    Having gay men become straight by making them love another man (jesus).
    Do you seriously put an equality sign between the Love True Christians have for Jesus and the kind of love you have for your homo boyfriend? How old are you?

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  • TheGoofTurd
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    Write me a sincere prayer to Baby Jesus and I'll change it for you.
    I'm not too concerned about the wait time, I was just mentioning that my response might be a bit later than others.
    Although I did try to write you a personal message, but it seems to be disabled. (Or not available on this forum)

    However, I'm still curious if I got your plan right.

    Having gay men become straight by making them love another man (jesus).

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  • Deaner
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by TheGoofJ View Post
    Also, I have to wait five minutes between posts, so please be patient.
    Write me a sincere prayer to Baby Jesus and I'll change it for you.

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  • TheGoofTurd
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    Re: Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus!

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    What in God's name are you talking about freak?
    I'm talking about loving Jesus. Who, as it says in the bible, is a man.

    Also, I have to wait five minutes between posts, so please be patient.

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