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  • Miss Dikkers
    Unsaved trash, Teen Lesbian
    • May 2009
    • 12
    #1

    question!

    For as long as I can remember I've not been attracted to men physically or mentally, at all, so in other words, I'm a lesbian.

    I've been in a relationship with another girl for about two years now.

    I am a Christian.

    So my question to you guys: If I ever want things to change, how would I make up for this horrible sin?
    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
    Tags: lesbian carpet munchers
    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552
      #2
      Re: question!

      Originally posted by boredashell View Post
      For as long as I can remember I've not been attracted to men physically or mentally, at all, so in other words, I'm a lesbian.

      I've been in a relationship with another girl for about two years now.

      I am a Christian.

      So my question to you guys: If I ever want things to change, how would I make up for this horrible sin?
      It is not possible to be a Christian and a pervert at the same time.

      If you ever read the Holy Bible, you would know that.

      Your username is offensive, so I'm going to change it.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Miss Dikkers
          Unsaved trash, Teen Lesbian
          • May 2009
          • 12
          #3
          Re: question!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          It is not possible to be a Christian and a pervert at the same time.

          If you ever read the Holy Bible, you would know that.

          Your username is offensive, so I'm going to change it.
          That was mean! change it to bored Michelle atleast!

          Besides, please quote wherever it said I can't be a pervert and Christian at the same time, I seemed to have missed it.
          Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
          1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
          1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22853
              #4
              Re: question!

              Originally posted by boring michelle View Post
              Besides, please quote wherever it said I can't be a pervert and Christian at the same time, I seemed to have missed it.
              Were you dropped on the head as a child? Your signature is a good starting point.
              sigpic


              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Miss Dikkers
                  Unsaved trash, Teen Lesbian
                  • May 2009
                  • 12
                  #5
                  Re: question!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Were you dropped on the head as a child? Your signature is a good starting point.
                  I don't think I was, atleast I hope not
                  Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                  1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                  1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22853
                      #6
                      Re: question!

                      Then you also have little reason to keep that other young lady, with whom you euphemistically claim to be in "a relationship", hostage at your home to satisfy the lusts of your depraved, chosen lifestyle.
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Miss Dikkers
                          Unsaved trash, Teen Lesbian
                          • May 2009
                          • 12
                          #7
                          Re: question!

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Then you also have little reason to keep that other young lady, with whom you euphemistically claim to be in "a relationship", hostage at your home to satisfy the lusts of your depraved, chosen lifestyle.
                          I'm sorry we do not live together, and love would have been a great reason!
                          Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                          1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                          1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22853
                              #8
                              Re: question!

                              Originally posted by boring michelle View Post
                              I'm sorry we do not live together,
                              Then the only possibility left is that you keep her chained up in a cabin in the woods.

                              This post has been forwarded to the FBI.
                              and love would have been a great reason!
                              Yes, " the sisterly love of women", the exchanging of recipes, tips on housework and general talk of children are all fine things and WOULD have been a good reason (if not done too much or in the presence of a man) but, in your unholy perversion, you seem to have taken this to extremes.

                              I urge you to release this poor girl to allow her to fulfill her role in having the honor to look after a good Christian man.
                              sigpic


                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                • Miss Dikkers
                                  Unsaved trash, Teen Lesbian
                                  • May 2009
                                  • 12
                                  #9
                                  Re: question!

                                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                  Then the only possibility left is that you keep her chained up in a cabin in the woods.

                                  This post has been forwarded to the FBI.

                                  Yes, " the sisterly love of women", the exchanging of recipes, tips on housework and general talk of children are all fine things and WOULD have been a good reason (if not done too much or in the presence of a man) but, in your unholy perversion, you seem to have taken this to extremes.

                                  I urge you to release this poor girl to allow her to fulfill her role in having the honor to look after a good Christian man.
                                  Chained up in a cabin in the woods .. bit too cold for that right now. We both live at our own homes. Besides I'm not really all that.. American.. so I think you should forward it to something closer to me.

                                  It's a consensual relationship, no chaining eachother or holding eachother captive or something odd like that

                                  Nobody answered my actual question yet! And I'm still kinda wondering how mister pastor found out my actual name
                                  Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                                  1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                                  1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78552
                                      #10
                                      Re: question!

                                      Originally posted by boring michelle View Post
                                      Chained up in a cabin in the woods .. bit too cold for that right now. We both live at our own homes. Besides I'm not really all that.. American.. so I think you should forward it to something closer to me.

                                      It's a consensual relationship, no chaining eachother or holding eachother captive or something odd like that

                                      Nobody answered my actual question yet! And I'm still kinda wondering how mister pastor found out my actual name
                                      All of your questions have been answered, rug muncher.

                                      Why hasn't your father given you the beating of your life?
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Miss Dikkers
                                          Unsaved trash, Teen Lesbian
                                          • May 2009
                                          • 12
                                          #11
                                          Re: question!

                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                          All of your questions have been answered, rug muncher.

                                          Why hasn't your father given you the beating of your life?
                                          They have not!

                                          And because my mother kicked him out a couple of years ago probably
                                          Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                                          1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                                          1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                              Christ's Rottweiler
                                               
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 22853
                                              #12
                                              Re: question!

                                              Originally posted by boring michelle View Post
                                              They have not!

                                              And because my mother kicked him out a couple of years ago probably
                                              And we look at your iniquities, your hateful choice of lifestyle and you wonder why God has put women under the control of men.

                                              I am severely disappointed in your father's conduct; his inability to impose his discipline on either you or your mother has had these terrible consequences. Had it not been for his liberalism, you would be normal now.
                                              sigpic


                                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                • Miss Dikkers
                                                  Unsaved trash, Teen Lesbian
                                                  • May 2009
                                                  • 12
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: question!

                                                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                  I am severely disappointed in your father's conduct; his inability to impose his discipline on either you or your mother has had these terrible consequences. Had it not been for his liberalism, you would be normal now.
                                                  He is actually quite a strict catholic .. lame I know
                                                  Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                                                  1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                                                  1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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                                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 78552
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: question!

                                                      Originally posted by boring michelle View Post
                                                      He is actually quite a strict catholic .. lame I know
                                                      Well then that explains everything. He's not even a Christian.

                                                      It seems to me that Jesus has called you to our forum for a reason, girl. He weeps when you get sweaty and naked and do perverted degenerate things with your nubile young girlfriend, and He wants you to stop.
                                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                        • Miss Dikkers
                                                          Unsaved trash, Teen Lesbian
                                                          • May 2009
                                                          • 12
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: question!

                                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                          Well then that explains everything. He's not even a Christian.

                                                          It seems to me that Jesus has called you to our forum for a reason, girl. He weeps when you get sweaty and naked and do perverted degenerate things with your nubile young girlfriend, and He wants you to stop.
                                                          I know right, someone needs to save him!

                                                          The second part scared me even more than not knowing how you figured out my name.
                                                          Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                                                          1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                                                          1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

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