[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: What causes Homerism?

gays r born that way n its beautiful sometimes but sometimes disgusting (in the bum?????????) but 2 beautful men kissing can be beautiful but u shouldnt hate just coz some is disgusting..........n u shouldnt hate coz nobody likes being hated....................

Child... Before I was saved, I used to love images of two women kissing. When I accepted Jesus in my heart, I saw those images for what they were. Shameless Eves trying to lead mankind into depravity and sin. I shudder when I think of the way my life was going then. Since I've come to Jesus, images such as that only make me want to puke.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: What causes Homerism?

I voted for choice #1.

Granted, the Catlicks are buttlickers, but I say:


God created the bowling alley, which is Earth,
God populated it with bowling pins, which are men.
God gave satan great big black balls, and red leather bowling shoes, and a winning streak.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Child... Before I was saved, I used to love images of two women kissing. When I accepted Jesus in my heart, I saw those images for what they were. Shameless Eves trying to lead mankind into depravity and sin. I shudder when I think of the way my life was going then. Since I've come to Jesus, images such as that only make me want to puke.

ive kissed another girl so i must make u sick............

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Breast feeding

Too many hugs and kisses

Allowing boys to play with dolls

Potty Training after 18 months

These are all known causes of homerism


With Love, Sister Thumper

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Working mothers and divorced parents are two biggies. Parents who insist it's a "partnership". There are several reasons God made men the head of the household, and keeping children from turning into little perverts is one of those reasons.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: What causes Homerism?

Allowing boys to play with dolls

What if they're playing with a Manly Jesus doll? Look how this one loves His sheep!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What causes Homerism?

ive kissed another girl so i must make u sick............

No, you've got it the wrong way round: it makes you sick, not us. But don't worry: Landover and Jesus have the cure for everything, even homerism and tardishness.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: What causes Homerism?

I think this abomination is due to a number of influences. Surely, Satan is right there at the top. But I also blame women working outside the home, no-fault divorce, child labor laws, unionism, liberal activist judges, the media, Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco values, liberalized child "abuse" legislation, organic foods, and Tiger Beat magazine.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What causes Homerism?

My dad actually works in stem cell research.

Nothing wrong with studying genetic, once experiments are a success, t'wil be the saviour of many lives in the future, a 'scientific Jesus' one could say with a blasphemous tongue
Except for the fact that science didn't 'temporarily die'

Friend,

The Bible clearly hints that the soul comes into the body with the "seed". Basically male seed is nothing less than miniature human beings looking for a woman's mommy oven to grow in. By doing this your father is being a very evil man; murdering countless millions of the un-conceived. Since they have no mouths to praise Jesus, Jesus will have to sadly send them to hell to burn for eternity.

As for what cause homers God creates homers who make the chose to become homers. These homers should take responsibility for thier lives, turn them over to Jesus and stop acting in such an unnatural fashion.

[tonymontana]

Re: What causes Homerism?

There are many theories about the root causes of Homerism.

u should know since u like guys

[JennyD]

Re: What causes Homerism?

u should know since u like guys

Every True Christian likes guys and gals, Luigi. Or is it Giuseppe?

We all want every guy and every gal to be Saved by Jesus. Even the Homers, in spite of the extra challenges you folk present.

You lust after other men. You reinforce your perverted behavior by playing games like Super Mario Gay-Laxatives and watching the men in Speedos on the professional wrestling shows. You decorate with colors like "chartreuse" and "sage" and "cobalt" instead of "yellow-green", "green", and "blue", like normal Christian folk. You buy fancy clothes from Calvin Klein (another greedy Jew) instead of some nice flannel from Sears.

Yes, you Homers present many challenges.

How can we best reach you, HoMario? How can we make you see that we only want you to come
to Jesus?

Don't you want to join us in Heaven, HoMario?