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  • Non-believing She-male
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 193

    #1

    I'm not evil

    I'm a lesbian. Why does that make me evil? I've turned helping people into a career and you judge me simply because I love another woman? That's crazy.
  • Fisherman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2009
    • 10

    #2
    Re: I'm not evil

    I agree with you. I'm a straight man, but to each his/her own ect... Having said that, methinks I'm on my way to the "Bannedwaggon". By perusing other theads it looks like people get the axe on a regular basis around here.

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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952

      #3
      Re: I'm not evil

      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:12

      This is why it is evil, because God told us so all those years ago. It goes for lesbians as well.

      We follow the entire King James Bible here, so there is nothing to argue about. Do you have any other questions?
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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      • babbyc
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2009
        • 15

        #4
        Re: I'm not evil

        in our church we have found that there is only one way to deal with female homosexuals, or "lesbians" as they prefer to be called.

        give them a can of whipped cream, a bunch of fyffes banana's and a video camera. doesnt cure them of their perversion but it sure as hell livens up the sermon!

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        • Fisherman
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2009
          • 10

          #5
          Re: I'm not evil

          @4- LOL

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          • Brother DaveK
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2009
            • 14

            #6
            Re: I'm not evil

            Originally posted by babbyc View Post
            in our church we have found that there is only one way to deal with female homosexuals, or "lesbians" as they prefer to be called.

            give them a can of whipped cream, a bunch of fyffes banana's and a video camera. doesnt cure them of their perversion but it sure as hell livens up the sermon!
            You have forgotten the half a lemon in the mouth. It won't cure them of the carpet munching but it will take the smile off their faces while they do it.

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #7
              Re: I'm not evil

              Originally posted by Brother DaveK View Post
              You have forgotten the half a lemon in the mouth. It won't cure them of the carpet munching but it will take the smile off their faces while they do it.
              I don't know what filthy sinners are yacking about now, I looked up a carpet muncher for clarification and this is all I found. It seems dirty and unsanitary to me. Why can't we just keep the topic on God and His loving kindness?

              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • Non-believing She-male
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2009
                • 193

                #8
                Re: I'm not evil

                Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:12

                This is why it is evil, because God told us so all those years ago. It goes for lesbians as well.

                We follow the entire King James Bible here, so there is nothing to argue about. Do you have any other questions?
                OK, let's say for a second I actually believed in the Bible. That verse preaches against male homosexuality, but doesn't mention women.

                However, even without sex (which, honestly, we don't have much of), I still love my girlfriend. Is our love evil?

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22903

                  #9
                  Re: I'm not evil

                  Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                  OK, let's say for a second I actually believed in the Bible. That verse preaches against male homosexuality, but doesn't mention women.
                  Ro:1:26: For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

                  However, even without sex (which, honestly, we don't have much of), I still love my girlfriend. Is our love evil?
                  Yes, now leave - you're weird.
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                  • Ebenezer Wright
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1021

                    #10
                    Re: I'm not evil

                    Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                    OK, let's say for a second I actually believed in the Bible. That verse preaches against male homosexuality, but doesn't mention women.

                    However, even without sex (which, honestly, we don't have much of), I still love my girlfriend. Is our love evil?
                    You lust after that which you should NOT! This is just as Eve craved a taste of the forbidden fruit in the garden. She knew she wasn't supposed to touch it, but she couldn't resist slapping God.
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                    • Professor Bessemer
                      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 2952

                      #11
                      Re: I'm not evil

                      And while it may not be an apple that you "eat" when you and your, and I hesitate to even use the word, lover perform your perversions on each other, it is certainly something no one should have anywhere near there mouths!
                      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                      • Brother DaveK
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 14

                        #12
                        Re: I'm not evil

                        Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                        I don't know what filthy sinners are yacking about now, I looked up a carpet muncher for clarification and this is all I found. It seems dirty and unsanitary to me. Why can't we just keep the topic on God and His loving kindness?

                        Thou canst not be serious brother, although a pussy is involved, so 5/10

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                        • Brother DaveK
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 14

                          #13
                          Re: I'm not evil

                          Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                          I'm a lesbian. Why does that make me evil? I've turned helping people into a career and you judge me simply because I love another woman? That's crazy.
                          I don't think youre evil non-believing gurl. Can you video it and put it on youtube?

                          I myself am a lesbian. I've loved women ever since I became aware of my pork sword.

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                          • Non-believing She-male
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 193

                            #14
                            Re: I'm not evil

                            Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                            And while it may not be an apple that you "eat" when you and your, and I hesitate to even use the word, lover perform your perversions on each other, it is certainly something no one should have anywhere near there mouths!
                            Why do you men always think sex is focused entirely around genitals? There's much more to it than that. Trust me, if you want to keep your wives happy, you will learn to focus on more of her body. She doesn't just want you to pound it in and out of her all night; she probably wants some more tenderness and cuddling and general foreplay.

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                            • Brother DaveK
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 14

                              #15
                              Re: I'm not evil

                              Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                              Why do you men always think sex is focused entirely around genitals? There's much more to it than that. Trust me, if you want to keep your wives happy, you will learn to focus on more of her body. She doesn't just want you to pound it in and out of her all night; she probably wants some more tenderness and cuddling and general foreplay.
                              I could not agree more. I'm sure that, given the opportunity, many would become cunning linguists of the first order.

                              But judging from other topics they can't do it and beat their women when they do it for themselves.

                              Me? I like the wife's making my breakfast.

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