The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I received an urgent memo from a prominent un-gay spiritual leader. Anyway, he shared his un-gay success story with me and explained that by avoiding certain foods, he was able to overcome his homosexual tendencies. I am very excited for our un-gay friends because this means that all they have to do is watch what they eat and they can become totally heterosexual!

Please help me make a list of foods to avoid for those who struggle with homosexual desires.

[?Ace? (On Moderation)]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

That is the most utterly ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

That is the most utterly ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

Well, why don't you try it and let us know how it works?

Apparently, Ted Haggard was cured in only three weeks with this diet plan!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?



Definitely needs to be avoided.

[?Ace? (On Moderation)]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

By the way, did this guy happen to, you know, give you an explanation as to how eating/avoiding certain foods can change your sexual preferences? I personally see absolutely no sense logic in that.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

By the way, did this guy happen to, you know, give you an explanation as to how eating/avoiding certain foods can change your sexual preferences? I personally see absolutely no sense logic in that.

I'm guessing you don't know who Ted Haggard is.

I suggest you Google him. Then you will understand why his claim that this diet will cure Homerism (that is, homosexuality) is so powerful.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Is Ace's skepticism genuine, or is he afraid we'll make him stop eating his favorite food?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

By the way, did this guy happen to, you know, give you an explanation as to how eating/avoiding certain foods can change your sexual preferences? I personally see absolutely no sense logic in that.

Dick Cheny if a fine example of a hetrosexual American man. Wouldn't you like to be like Mr Cheny friend?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

There ARE foods which quell queers.

RAW breakfast table bounties are the first in focus.

Important: don't mix antifaggot foods with any sort of fruit or juice;
no milk nor cream, etc. Tomato, too, is fruit. Avoid vegetables and flowers,
otherwise, this is good for a beginning.

But, it is a weaning process.
The tomato and fey flowers are the next to go, Future Average Joe

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Dick Cheny if a fine example of a hetrosexual American man. Wouldn't you like to be like Mr Cheny friend?

Mr. Cheney made new news again;
seems that they're in to get him;
in the leg, lung, heart or brain;
Cheney is the target of Democratic
clots. He beats them all with -----

[Deaner]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Maybe we should give them a diet of chipotle paste directly in their colons and see how long they wanna be gay for. Goddamn homers; they make me puke.

[?Ace? (On Moderation)]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Well, I'm just wondering. Most of the things I hear on the internet are phony, just have to be sure. Just for the record, I don't like donuts that much.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Well, I'm just wondering. Most of the things I hear on the internet are phony, just have to be sure. Just for the record, I don't like donuts that much.

Well, Ted Haggard is very real, and was very really cured of his Homerism in only three weeks!

See, right here: http://www.denverpost.com/colleges/ci_5164921

[TwinkBoy]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Let me see if I got this "straight" loves. If gay people avoid cucumbers, hot dogs, weiners, squash, carrots, and such elongated food items then their sexual preference will change. Right?

LMAO that IS the most IGNORANT bunch of GARBAGE I have ever read anywhere! And if you believe this diet-homosexuality link is real, well loves, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale. Anybody interested?

snicker...snicker.....

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Let me see if I got this "straight" loves. If gay people avoid cucumbers, hot dogs, weiners, squash, carrots, and such elongated food items then their sexual preference will change. Right?

LMAO that IS the most IGNORANT bunch of GARBAGE I have ever read anywhere! And if you believe this diet-homosexuality link is real, well loves, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale. Anybody interested?

snicker...snicker.....

See, you're still eating the Snickers bars. There's your problem.

Wait, are you calling Ted Haggard a LIAR?!