[WickedWitch]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Not necessarily. Mostly he's just calling you all gullible fools, I mean suckerstrusting people. Head's up: the Eiffel Tower is for sale, too. 'Parently France is in major debt and needs the money from the sale to bring itself out of the red. Any takers?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Not necessarily. Mostly he's just calling you all gullible fools, I mean suckerstrusting people. Head's up: the Eiffel Tower is for sale, too. 'Parently France is in major debt and needs the money from the sale to bring itself out of the red. Any takers?

Are restaurant leases and other concessions included? It's worth looking into either way!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

For all you "doubting thomasses" a sample menu for an Un-gay man.

Raw oysters on the half shell and Budweisser till she looks good.

[BornAgain]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

I'd say that the anti-meat, pro-vegetable agenda has caused a surge in homerism. Secular nutritionists condemn Godly meals such as bacon and eggs and a nice steak, claiming it causes "heart disease" and "colon cancer", hogwash!

True Christians™ know that God is responsible for sickness and disease, as a punishment for sin and depravity. I'm always sure to put extra salt on my bacon!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

I'd say that the anti-meat, pro-vegetable agenda has caused a surge in homerism. Secular nutritionists condemn Godly meals such as bacon and eggs and a nice steak, claiming it causes "heart disease" and "colon cancer", hogwash!

And scaring people away from eating meat causes a direct rise in soya consumption! I think you could be onto something here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

For all you "doubting thomasses" a sample menu for an Un-gay man.

Raw oysters on the half shell and Budweisser till she looks good.

I'm not a big fan of raw fish, as it makes me feel like a chink slurping down his daily ration of slimy eel flesh.

I think the dietary path to genuine manhood for a recent homer might be closer to my daily menu. Biscuits and pork scrapple gravy for breakfast, 5 pounds of pot roast and mashed potatoes smothered in butter for lunch, and lashings of porterhouse steak for my supper. I like my porterhouse rare, by which I mean dragged by its horns through a warm room.

With this diet, and the help of our Savior, I avoid being contaminated by any fruits or vegetables, and I maintain my masculine, manly physique.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

I'd say that the anti-meat, pro-vegetable agenda has caused a surge in homerism. Secular nutritionists condemn Godly meals such as bacon and eggs and a nice steak, claiming it causes "heart disease" and "colon cancer", hogwash!

True Christians™ know that God is responsible for sickness and disease, as a punishment for sin and depravity. I'm always sure to put extra salt on my bacon!

Yes, it is true meat promotes hetro sexuality; it is widly said that the smell of Glendora sizzling hot meat will drive the gay right out of a man.

[Larry Lee]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Yes, it is true meat promotes hetro sexuality; it is widly said that the smell of Glendora sizzling hot meat will drive the gay right out of a man.

ah, would that be the smell of Glendora's cooking? or of her? that you're referring to?

[Milkerman]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Yes, it is true meat promotes hetro sexuality; it is widly said that the smell of Glendora sizzling hot meat will drive the gay right out of a man.

They havent got no right being gay -- or ruddy poofters as we call them down on the farm -- in the first place. There is no place for poofters or girlie men in the farming community. Its not natural. I don't care what these pansy university types or girlie men civil righters say, this gay bisiness is not natural behavior. what those gay people do is unnatural and filthy to. We dont have no gay people down on the farm just real men and good home cooked meals that are cooked by decent faming type women.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

They havent got no right being gay -- or ruddy poofters as we call them down on the farm -- in the first place. There is no place for poofters or girlie men in the farming community. Its not natural. I don't care what these pansy university types or girlie men civil righters say, this gay bisiness is not natural behavior. what those gay people do is unnatural and filthy to. We dont have no gay people down on the farm just real men and good home cooked meals that are cooked by decent faming type women.

See, that's because you eat right. No zucchini or bananas for you!

[Milkerman]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

I'm not a big fan of raw fish, as it makes me feel like a chink slurping down his daily ration of slimy eel flesh.

I think the dietary path to genuine manhood for a recent homer might be closer to my daily menu. Biscuits and pork scrapple gravy for breakfast, 5 pounds of pot roast and mashed potatoes smothered in butter for lunch, and lashings of porterhouse steak for my supper. I like my porterhouse rare, by which I mean dragged by its horns through a warm room.

With this diet, and the help of our Savior, I avoid being contaminated by any fruits or vegetables, and I maintain my masculine, manly physique.

Hello Pastor,

What happened to teh signature that I was supposed to have on my post? I keep telling people that this here Internet web thing doesnt work properly and I'm reight. It never works like it supposed to.

Proper food is like we have down on the farm and its like God meant for us. Bacon egges sausgages and maybe toast for breakfast lots of sandwitches at lunch time with plenty of meat and eggs and cheese in them. And beef or other meat at dinner with spuds. Plenty of meat for people who do real work.

[Milkerman]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

ah, would that be the smell of Glendora's cooking? or of her? that you're referring to?

I dont mean to be rude Mr Lee, but I hope that Miss Glendora is not one of these tarted up women who pongs of poofter French perfume and silly soaps that are probably made by poofters to. You know I wouln't swap my Gladys for a dozen of those tarted up fancy dames. She may not look that flash but when it comes to washing up and scrubbing the pots and pans clean shed leave them so far behind you wouldnt have no race. And I tell you that all a woman needs is a bit of warm water and some decent old-fashioned soap to end up smelling fine. I reckon that my Gladys is much closer to what God meant a woman to be than those silly dames in the magazines. Look at those harlots like that Paris hotel woman and the one without any underclothes -- briteney whatever. Can you see them going out at 5:30am to get the cows in for milking. No never done a days work in there lives. useless hussys.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

I dont mean to be rude Mr Lee, but I hope that Miss Glendora is not one of these tarted up women who pongs of poofter French perfume and silly soaps that are probably made by poofters to. You know I wouln't swap my Gladys for a dozen of those tarted up fancy dames. She may not look that flash but when it comes to washing up and scrubbing the pots and pans clean shed leave them so far behind you wouldnt have no race. And I tell you that all a woman needs is a bit of warm water and some decent old-fashioned soap to end up smelling fine. I reckon that my Gladys is much closer to what God meant a woman to be than those silly dames in the magazines. Look at those harlots like that Paris hotel woman and the one without any underclothes -- briteney whatever. Can you see them going out at 5:30am to get the cows in for milking. No never done a days work in there lives. useless hussys.

Is Gladys your wife, your sister, your cow, or more than one of the above?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

Hello Pastor,

What happened to teh signature that I was supposed to have on my post? I keep telling people that this here Internet web thing doesnt work properly and I'm reight. It never works like it supposed to.

Friend,

Let me suggest that you venture over to our "introduction" thread and spend some time actually introducing yourself. We like to get to know the unsaved heathens who wander into God's favorite forum.

By the way, here in America, we don't know what "poofters" are. I assume you have your dairy farm in belgium or some other third-world country?

[Larry Lee]

Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

And I tell you that all a woman needs is a bit of warm water and some decent old-fashioned soap to end up smelling fine.

One of the most noble True Christian(tm) sentiments anyone has expressed on this holy Board in a long time, even if you are from Belgium.