[Dukie]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

Don't be a bigot. And by the way, how very sneaky of you to edit my post like that... Dissing the pretty Gothic Lolitas.. Tsk, tsk.. If you were any sneakier, I'd suspect you of being a Godless gook like myself.

bigot? you liberals are hilarious! you are being a bigot by not accepted God's views on homosexuality. why do you hate the Lord so much? why is tolerance, to you liberals, a one way street? we dont have the right to hate homers like the Lord commands?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

There is nothing "equal" about filthy queers. Even the satan worshiping mudslimes hate them. Nowhere in the Bible can you find a verse commanding any sort of "rights" for sodomites. In fact God expressly condemns them, and tells us to kill them dead because they are abominations. Check the Book of Leviticus. Why would God want homers to get special rights when he orders their complete destruction?

If your god is going to destroy them anyway, then you might as well let them get married in the meantime. After all, you believe he's going to destroy Catholics, but I don't see you lobbying for laws forbidding Catholics to marry.

As for queer "marriage", it would be a joke if it weren't so purely destructive to the Holy institution of matrimony (between a Man and a woman).

How so? When a lesbian friend of mine married her wife, it didn't affect my marriage in the slightest.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

After all, you believe he's going to destroy Catholics, but I don't see you lobbying for laws forbidding Catholics to marry.

Yes, but we do think they should be prevented from diddling kiddies.

How so? When a lesbian friend of mine married her wife, it didn't affect my marriage in the slightest.

That's because your Satanic marriage was never valid to begin with.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

Yes, but we do think they should be prevented from diddling kiddies.
Anyone, straight or gay, who diddles kiddies needs to have his gonads removed via his nostrils and fed to him. BTW, most kiddie-diddlers are straight in their adult preferences.

That's because your Satanic marriage was never valid to begin with.

The Clerk of Court's office says it is.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

The Clerk of Court's office says it is.

But is it under the covering of a Pastor? No. Then it is just legal fornication. Without your pastor over you, you are just a wanton harlot practicing monogamous fornication.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

Anyone, straight or gay, who diddles kiddies needs to have his gonads removed via his nostrils and fed to him.

I believe that this is the closest you've come so far to making sense. If you omit the words I highlighted in red, it would actually please Jesus. Of course all mary worshiping priests should suffer the fate you propose, but there is no need to put so many qualifiers for homers. They deserve such a fate quite aside from the fact that they molest children, and farm animals too for that matter.

Funnily enough, the punishment you recommend is one favored by satan. Only problem is, he uses it on queers as well as anyone who defends them as well...

BTW, most kiddie-diddlers are straight in their adult preferences.

This is an old wives tale, long ago discredited by Christian researchers. Take a look at THIS unquestionable data.

You really don't flinch from exhibiting your deep ignorance of nearly every topic in this Godly forum, do you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

But is it under the covering of a Pastor? No. Then it is just legal fornication. Without your pastor over you, you are just a wanton harlot practicing monogamous fornication.

Actually, we did have an ordained minister for the wedding. We just didn't invite him along for the honeymoon.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

Actually, we did have an ordained minister for the wedding. We just didn't invite him along for the honeymoon.

Minister, so what? The Bible says nothing about ministers. Only counts with a pastor so you are still a harlot in Jesus eyes.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

Minister, so what? The Bible says nothing about ministers. Only counts with a pastor so you are still a harlot in Jesus eyes.

Minister, pastor, preacher, priest, priestess - same thing.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

Minister, pastor, preacher, priest, priestess - same thing.

No it is not; The Bible specificly calls for pastors for us Christians. As for priestesses we are not the Catholic Church.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

Minister, pastor, preacher, priest, priestess - same thing.

Friend, just throwing out ludicrous assertions doesn't make it true.
Tony Blair, Allah, Donald Rumsfeld, a tub of ice cream - same thing.

See, two can play at your game, but it still doesn't mean anything.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

No it is not; The Bible specificly calls for pastors for us Christians. As for priestesses we are not the Catholic Church.

They are all ordained clergy, and are allowed to perform legal marriages.

[Goatski]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

They are all ordained clergy, and are allowed to perform legal marriages.

When two people, a man and a woman, have sexual relations they are bound to each other karmically. They are married at that point. There is no need for a ceremony or a priest professing exoteric doctrines.

However, if they have sex with another person within a year of the last time that they had sex with their wife it is adultery. And of course to lust after another person is adultery of the heart.

Gay people cannot legitimately marry. They are abominations who appear as vampires in the astral plane. Always trying to suck energy from normal people because all they have is filthily contaminated masculine energies. Gay people's sexual energies are as defunct as a battery with two negative ends: Absolutely useless.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

When two people, a man and a woman, have sexual relations they are bound to each other karmically. They are married at that point. There is no need for a ceremony or a priest professing exoteric doctrines.

However, if they have sex with another person within a year of the last time that they had sex with their wife it is adultery. And of course to lust after another person is adultery of the heart.

Gay people cannot legitimately marry. They are abominations who appear as vampires in the astral plane. Always trying to suck energy from normal people because all they have is filthily contaminated masculine energies. Gay people's sexual energies are as defunct as a battery with two negative ends: Absolutely useless.

People wonder we Christians hate the Harry Potter books, well here is why; a grown man under the delusion he can cast spells.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus is my life partner

People wonder we Christians hate the Harry Potter books, well here is why; a grown man under the delusion he can cast spells.

Indeed. A tragic example of what can happen when one attempts to read a 600-page Harry Potter book in one sitting while simultaneously huffing amyl nitrate and eating that one cereal with all the leprechauns in.