[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

How do you know we are the unreasonable ones friend; Have you ever considered that you are the one who was operating with a skewed world view? After we TRUE Christians are all in agreement that what we believe is correct. You are the only one who thinks otherwise Hairy.

Yes, Bobby-Joe but that is only because you have banned all the rest of them.

And is this altogether true I wonder? Are there not few others here who also doubt the correctness of what you say? Rachael, for example? And the usual bunch of teenage yahoos trolling the place before they get banned?

[Hairy Homer]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Good heavens, you did show some signs of being able to form a syllogism. If we were to follow all of our alleged scientists and their DNA theories, homers would be wiped out in one generation since their behavior does not result in reproduction. Yet generation after generation they keep showing up. What better proof do you want than Satan is alive and well. We must do something once and for all to eliminate this menace.

"Syllogism"? For heaven's sake Willie -- you don't mind if I call you Willie, do you? -- you are not starting too, I hope. I thought this was a religious forum not "logic for noddies 101".

What are you talking about Willie? DNA theories? Point one Willie, if you are saying what I think you are saying, Homers can and do reproduce, and it is irrelevant anyway, because, point two:

If straight people carry a gene for Homerisim they will keep producing homer kids for ever.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yes, Bobby-Joe but that is only because you have banned all the rest of them.

And allow people to spread confusion. I am just being a responsible guardian of this forum as source of legitimate information. Is that wrong?

And is this altogether true I wonder? Are there not few others here who also doubt the correctness of what you say?

And who would those be,…? Just asking.

Rachael, for example? And the usual bunch of teenage yahoos trolling the place before they get banned?

Or Rachael will soon come over to our way of think. Just you watch.

[Hairy Homer]

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It has been my observation that hippie types that preach love and tolerance always seem to be prone to frustration and gratuitous violence. It can always be seen in those that fail to read the owners manual when attempting to operate the latest modern convenience. Manufacturers always provide these guides for a reason. Our Lord did the same thing for us, it is called the Bible (KJV1611).

I nearly missed this post. Who are you calling frustrated and prone to gratuitous violence you cheeky little sod? I'll give you gratuitous violence if you are not careful. That bow tie being an obvious target. How would you like it upside down or around the back of your neck?

Since when have I preached love and tolerance anyway? Can you find an example of it? Secular humanism and the old hippie "stick a flower up your nose while freaking out on bad acid" philosophies are not the same thing.

[Brother Temperance]

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"Syllogism"? For heaven's sake Willie -- you don't mind if I call you Willie, do you? -- you are not starting too, I hope. I thought this was a religious forum not "logic for noddies 101".

What are you talking about Willie? DNA theories? Point one Willie, if you are saying what I think you are saying, Homers can and do reproduce

How? They can't get pregnant that way, can they?

and it is irrelevant anyway, because, point two:

If straight people carry a gene for Homerisim they will keep producing homer kids for ever.

You insolent whelp! I'm as straight as an arrow, and I would never dream of carrying a "gene for homerism", as if such a thing could even exist.

[Hairy Homer]

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And allow people to spread confusion.

A world-Class argument, Bobby-Joe. World-Class. I concede. Allowing people to spread confusion would never do!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I nearly missed this post. Who are you calling frustrated and prone to gratuitous violence you cheeky little sod? I'll give you gratuitous violence if you are not careful. That bow tie being an obvious target. How would you like it upside down or around the back of your neck?

Since when have I preached love and tolerance anyway? Can you find an example of it? Secular humanism and the old hippie "stick a flower up your nose while freaking out on bad acid" philosophies are not the same thing.

I call it the scratch-and-sniff test, scratch a homersecularist on the back and what do you smell? A Liebral, of course. These are the people that like to preach all kinds of "free speech" and "academic freedom", but are the first to disrupt Ann Coulter when she comes to their university to speak. And who are these Liebral academics and where did they come from? They are none other than the very "hippies" that you so fondly refer to that grew up during that era. They are the menace that has been perverting the minds of our young for the past 25 years.

You need to channel that anger into good works for the Lord. I know of some mooselimbs that are sorely in need of being dispatched.

[Hairy Homer]

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I call it the scratch-and-sniff test, scratch a homersecularist on the back and what do you smell? A Liebral, of course. These are the people that like to preach all kinds of "free speech" and "academic freedom", but are the first to disrupt Ann Coulter when she comes to their university to speak. And who are these Liebral academics and where did they come from? They are none other than the very "hippies" that you so fondly refer to that grew up during that era. They are the menace that has been perverting the minds of our young for the past 25 years.

You need to channel that anger into good works for the Lord. I know of some mooselimbs that are sorely in need of being dispatched.

I have to defer to your superior knowledge of these matters, Willie. I don't go about sniffing homersecularists or scratching their backs.

The liberals who disrupt Ann Coulter are not that old.

[Hairy Homer]

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How? They can't get pregnant that way, can they?

You insolent whelp! I'm as straight as an arrow, and I would never dream of carrying a "gene for homerism", as if such a thing could even exist.

No, one can't get pregnant. "that way", but some of them marry women or donate their seed to Lesbian friends.

Remember that even the Godly Dick Cheney had a gay daughter. It can happen to just about anyone.

And I thought you were English? Isn't talk of a straight Englishman a contradiction in terms? In my own experience of English Grammar and Public schools, the courses in theoretical and especially in pratical Sodomy were always amongst the most popular with young men. Not that I did them myself, of course.

[Brother Temperance]

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I have to defer to your superior knowledge of these matters, Willie. I don't go about sniffing homersecularists or scratching their backs.

If you don't sniff homersecularists, then how do you have any idea what you smell like? I pity anyone in the same room as you.

The liberals who disrupt Ann Coulter are not that old.

No, they're impressionable children who're brainwashed (not to mention molested) by the ones who are.

No, one can't get pregnant. "that way", but some of them marry women or donate their seed to Lesbian friends.

If they're married to women, they're obviously not real sodomites, they're just doing it because the homer-controlled media has made them think it's cool and trendy. They're still going to hell, but they're not pregnant. And artificial insemination has only developed in the last century or so, it wouldn't be enough to keep a gene going for the entire 6000 years of human existence.

Remember that even the Godly Dick Cheney had a gay daughter. It can happen to just about anyone.

You don't really think that Dick and Mary Cheney are related, do you? Even in the unlikely event that they were, it'd just prove that homerism is a choice and not genetic.

And I thought you were English? Isn't talk of a straight Englishman a contradiction in terms? In my own experience of English Grammar and Public schools, the courses in theoretical and especially in pratical Sodomy were always amongst the most popular with young men. Not that I did them myself, of course.

I wouldn't know, I misspent my youth from the ages of 13-17 (when Pastor Pistle took pity on me and bought me my first KJV Bible) passed out on a park bench from a surfeit of Buckfast. From that day to this, I've sworn unceasing vengeance on the Pope, and all who follow his Antichrist rule.

[WorthyOne]

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No friend, the child is making a choice to be a homer. This is not surprising because the child also chose not to be born white so there is no end to the evil of this demon possessed baby.

It's impossible to choose your race. DUH!

[Appendage]

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That was a horrifying thing to look at. It is a wonder that whoever was watching over him took the time to take several pictures rather than scold the child relentlessly for giving a premature b***job to that doorstop! Parents truly ARE lacking any sense these days. It would not surprise me if the ones responsible for these photos were homers themselves, and encouraging their child to participate in such a terrible, satanic ritual. Disgusting.

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.

The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.

If you see any of these signs you have it neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.

We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.

With Lve and Compassion, Sister Thumper

WOW. the baby is teething..they do that. its not gay. and telling you to kill a baby for teething..wow.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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That was a horrifying thing to look at. It is a wonder that whoever was watching over him took the time to take several pictures rather than scold the child relentlessly for giving a premature b***job to that doorstop!

Why should the parent step in? Surely if Jesus wanted the act stopped, He would merely snap His majestic fingers and it would be stopped. What God does, let not man tear asunder! Documentation is entirely necessary for a full D.O.F. report, so they are very valuable. We must ensure that every sin is fully documented and analyzed.

Parents truly ARE lacking any sense these days. It would not surprise me if the ones responsible for these photos were homers themselves, and encouraging their child to participate in such a terrible, satanic ritual. Disgusting.

It is the parents' job to be watchful of all evil, to ensure that it doesn't enrapture the child and drag it down. Parents must be vigilant, but remember -- God is always in control. Who is man to step in to change His plan?

[Kazoo]

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Why should the parent step in? Surely if Jesus wanted the act stopped, He would merely snap His majestic fingers and it would be stopped. What God does, let not man tear asunder! Documentation is entirely necessary for a full D.O.F. report, so they are very valuable. We must ensure that every sin is fully documented and analyzed.

Yes, we can then not only write angry letters of complaint to the sinners, but we can also provide an omniscient and all-knowing being with full documentation, stamped in triplicate. Genius!

It is the parents' job to be watchful of all evil, to ensure that it doesn't enrapture the child and drag it down. Parents must be vigilant, but remember -- God is always in control. Who is man to step in to change His plan?

You know, the other day I saw a car with the bumper sticker, "Why worry? God is in control."

...It had severe body damage. Gotta love the irony.