[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Why should the parent step in? Surely if Jesus wanted the act stopped, He would merely snap His majestic fingers and it would be stopped. What God does, let not man tear asunder!

Yeah, yeah! So why don't you guys leave the rest of us alone? If Jesus wants us to convert, he'll snap his majestic fingers.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Yeah, yeah! So why don't you guys leave the rest of us alone? If Jesus wants us to convert, he'll snap his majestic fingers.

Didn't you know? We have to convert ourselves. Apparently god and Jesus have the power, but they just won't do it. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a bit lazy? *gasps*! The Fourth deadly sin of Acedia!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Yeah, yeah! So why don't you guys leave the rest of us alone? If Jesus wants us to convert, he'll snap his majestic fingers.

Jesus is perfectly happy to wad you up and drop-kick you worthless perverts into the flames of hell. Don't kid yourself fool. You can mock God all you like, but deep inside you KNOW you are condemned to wade in sulfur and suffer unspeakably painful tortures unless you change your ways.

Jesus is waiting for you to get down on your knees, nancy.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Jesus is perfectly happy to wad you up and drop-kick you worthless perverts into the flames of hell. Don't kid yourself fool. You can mock God all you like, but deep inside you KNOW you are condemned to wade in sulfur and suffer unspeakably painful tortures unless you change your ways.

Jesus is waiting for you to get down on your knees, nancy.

I'm not mocking him, I'm mocking the statement. It's a legitimate question, why does he need your help? He's an omnipotent being right? So why does he need help with anything? Or does he just want help? Oh but that would signify he has feelings of fatigue otherwise he wouldn't need/nor want help, and if he felt fatigue that would mean he isn't totally perfect.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I'm not mocking him, I'm mocking the statement. It's a legitimate question, why does he need your help? He's an omnipotent being right? So why does he need help with anything? Or does he just want help? Oh but that would signify he has feelings of fatigue otherwise he wouldn't need/nor want help, and if he felt fatigue that would mean he isn't totally perfect.

No, it is not a legitimate question. You are out to mock Jesus. You have clogged up our forum with these absurd "why why why" questions with no intention other than to make Christianity look foolish. Instead, you have only served to make yourself look foolish boy.

You are unsaved trash, and therefore have exactly zero ability to understand God or His mighty ways. Since you know that you are hellbound, you have chosen to try and take as many people with you as possible, and throwing these hissy fits is your way of "revealing the absurdity of Jesus". Well it just doesn't work.

Mock on, sinner. Jesus always wins.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

No, it is not a legitimate question. You are out to mock Jesus. You have clogged up our forum with these absurd "why why why" questions with no intention other than to make Christianity look foolish. Instead, you have only served to make yourself look foolish boy.

You are unsaved trash, and therefore have exactly zero ability to understand God or His mighty ways. Since you know that you are hellbound, you have chosen to try and take as many people with you as possible, and throwing these hissy fits is your way of "revealing the absurdity of Jesus". Well it just doesn't work.

Mock on, sinner. Jesus always wins.

Uh...right. Btw, why do I still have a neutral reputation? It doesn't make sense.

And why am I still under investigation? You guys already know I'm not a Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Uh...right. Btw, why do I still have a neutral reputation? It doesn't make sense.

And why am I still under investigation? You guys already know I'm not a Christian.

Here we go again with the "why why why" chant....I'm sure nothing makes sense in your crazy upside down world without Christ.

The real question is, why do you keep coming back if you hate God so much? He has called you here for a reason, nancy.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Here we go again with the "why why why" chant....I'm sure nothing makes sense in your crazy upside down world without Christ.

The real question is, why do you keep coming back if you hate God so much? He has called you here for a reason, nancy.

If he's called me here for a reason, why don't you ask him what it is?

(Nice use of the same type of question you're complaining about btw.)

[Elmer Christianson]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Let's get this thread back on track:

Clue #101

[Kazoo]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Let's get this thread back on track:

Clue #101

Then kill 'em

You can change the character's appearance to that of a tellitubby and then impale it with a mace, bomb the heck out of it, set it on fire, etc. Should sate your sadistic desires. ^.^

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

You know, I'm shocked. Nobody yet has suggested brainwashing?! *checks what site he's on*

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Those pictures of that baby. Some Christians say Christ is in all of us, a small portion of him, anyways.

Does this mean all gays are part Jesus!?
HOLY COW!

Jesus was beautiful. Wow.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Those pictures of that baby. Some Christians say Christ is in all of us, a small portion of him, anyways.

Does this mean all gays are part Jesus!?
HOLY COW!

Jesus was beautiful. Wow.

"Some say" that you make sense too, but they would also be completely wrong.

Read the Holy Bible. God hates fags, and their supporters too. Queers have nothing to do with Jesus, outside of being in the crosshairs of His riflescope.

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

"Some say" that you make sense too, but they would also be completely wrong.

Read the Holy Bible. God hates fags, and their supporters too. Queers have nothing to do with Jesus, outside of being in the crosshairs of His riflescope.

Ezekiel, be a man and quit cheating.

You are such a fag. Leave an original post once in a while that says "Jezuz sux" or something. Maybe you should just ARGUE it.

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I say that if you're baby is doing peculiar things, beat the queer out of them. Nothing like a good old Bible endorsed beating to straighten out a child. Whether it's atheism, homersexuality, paganism, "emo" or "goth" music, or straight out praising Satan, a beating will straighten them out for good. All 8 of my children are saved and thank me for raising them in the way I did. Not one of them has any problems protesting abortion clinics or Mormon churches. It really makes me happy to see them all turn out so excellent. Praise Jesus and the Holy Bible for telling us all how to raise our children in the perfect way!