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  • #61
    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

    Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
    Now that is just what is wrong with your homersecularist mindset, Hairy. Your car is just not out of gas, it becomes this endless word salad stream of consciousness about EGR valves, oxygen and air flow sensors, magnetic crankshaft position sensors, and fuel injection solenoids. When you give up the Bible (KJV1611) life becomes this endless array of impossible choices that burdens every decision.
    Errr... ah, a fascinating point of view. Fascinating. EGR valves? I have heard of "Eigen values", or something like that. Aren't they something to do with yachting?

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    • #62
      Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

      Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
      I remember very well. It was the one pictured below. No 51.

      You obviously haven't read it yourself, or you'd see there is no quote and therefore no arrow.
      Sorry, my schiessekopf friend, but Jesus and I know you are lying. I was talking about the post you replied to, which did indeed include a link to the original post. Now stop running around telling lies and starting endless pedantic arguments, and accept Christ before He smites you down once and for all!
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      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #63
        Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

        Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
        I think the point is not so much whether babies can choose, but what concepts and choices the infant mind is capable of understanding.
        There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?

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        • #64
          Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

          Brother Deaner has it right: with the homosexuals so actively recruiting in our pre- and elementary schools, the only way to fight back is right on their own court! From the earliest possible ages we must ensure that our children know how to reject the advances of these pre-pubescent homers in a Godly manner, so as not to be tempted. As soon as we train our children to be decent heterosexuals, we can be sure that the homer population will wither and die, along with AIDS, abortion and liberalism.
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          • #65
            Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Sorry, my schiessekopf friend, but Jesus and I know you are lying. I was talking about the post you replied to, which did indeed include a link to the original post. Now stop running around telling lies and starting endless pedantic arguments, and accept Christ before He smites you down once and for all!
            Listen, you flippin' Bapwit 'tard I have replied to many posts. The last of Sister STDs that I replied to said simply, something like "No, see the "homer's original post".

            That is the post I replied to asking for a link. Right? Are you following?

            "No", she says, "see the homer's original post".

            She didn't say see the homer's post that I replied to in message such and such. She said see the Homer's ORIGINAL POST.

            So I am sitting there thinking to myself -- how far back is his ORIGINAL post...and why does she want me to go that far back. Andwhat does she mean by 'ORIGINAL'?

            I even wondered if she meant his first post on this thread or his first over all, or did she mean the only post he's made that is not unoriginal.

            I know it's unreasonable, but if someone says something about someone's ORIGINAL POST, I think that they mean the person's ORIGINAL post...

            And to be as pedantic as some of you lot, that's not very helpful. Has he made any original posts? Original, you 'tard, means the opposite of Unoriginal! (Eat your heart out OYKs!). It might mean the FIRST too. Either way her post was crap and gave no indication of the post she was talking about.

            You Bapwits obviously have poor reading and comprehension skills. You must learn to say what you mean using precise and appropriate vocabulary.
            Last edited by Hairy Homer; 05-14-2007, 09:37 PM.

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            • #66
              Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?
              Indeed, Brother Deaner!

              We could have stoned those little monsters before they had the chance to become Cathylic Pedophile Priests/Homer Recruitment Officers!

              Ah, if only there were a way to just stop the Homers from being born in the first place . . .

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              • #67
                Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                Listen, you flippin' Bapwit 'tard I have replied to many posts. The last of Sister STDs that I replied to said simply, something like "No, see the "homer's original post".

                That is the post I replied to asking for a link. Right? Are you following?
                ...
                There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #68
                  Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?
                  Sad, really. He used to be such a peaceful fellow, always ready with a bit of worldly wisdom.

                  I think he's off his meds. You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
                  Last edited by OnYourKnees; 05-14-2007, 10:31 PM.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                    Sad, really. He used to be such a peaceful fellow, always ready with a bit of worldly wisdom.

                    I think he's off his meds. You dial 9-1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.
                    It has been my observation that hippie types that preach love and tolerance always seem to be prone to frustration and gratuitous violence. It can always be seen in those that fail to read the owners manual when attempting to operate the latest modern convenience. Manufacturers always provide these guides for a reason. Our Lord did the same thing for us, it is called the Bible (KJV1611).
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #70
                      Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      Indeed, Brother Deaner!

                      We could have stoned those little monsters before they had the chance to become Cathylic Pedophile Priests/Homer Recruitment Officers!

                      Ah, if only there were a way to just stop the Homers from being born in the first place . . .

                      Well, we all know being gay ia a lifestyle choice like being a goth or something. gayness is quite curable.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • #71
                        Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        There seems to be a flippant and laissez faire attitude toward this obvious threat. As a parent, I'm not going to be taking the chance of an unchecked homer baby anally raping one of my other children. Has it ever occurred to anyone that we may not have as many adult homers running around if we had been educated to the obvious signs?
                        Well, since you ask: No, it hasn't occured to me.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          There's nothing quite like a homer in the grip of senile dementia, getting increasingly incensed because he's convinced everyone else is being unreasonable and nonsensical, is there?
                          "Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                            Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                            "Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.
                            How do you know we are the unreasonable ones friend; Have you ever considered that you are the one who was operating with a skewed world view? After we TRUE Christians are all in agreement that what we believe is correct. You are the only one who thinks otherwise Hairy.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                              Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                              "Increasingly incensed"? I have been profoundly inscensed since the day I first came to this site and saw how unreasonable and nonsensical the place was.
                              Sir, Jesus Christ is not "nonsense". He suffered and died (for three days) in an effort to wash away your sins and mine with His blood. But if you don't believe in Him, all that temporary anguish was for nought. You will not enjoy hell.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #75
                                Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

                                Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                                Well, since you ask: No, it hasn't occured to me.
                                Good heavens, you did show some signs of being able to form a syllogism. If we were to follow all of our alleged scientists and their DNA theories, homers would be wiped out in one generation since their behavior does not result in reproduction. Yet generation after generation they keep showing up. What better proof do you want than Satan is alive and well. We must do something once and for all to eliminate this menace.
                                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                ...and get off my lawn
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