[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I say that if you're baby is doing peculiar things, beat the queer out of them. Nothing like a good old Bible endorsed beating to straighten out a child. Whether it's atheism, homersexuality, paganism, "emo" or "goth" music, or straight out praising Satan, a beating will straighten them out for good. All 8 of my children are saved and thank me for raising them in the way I did. Not one of them has any problems protesting abortion clinics or Mormon churches. It really makes me happy to see them all turn out so excellent. Praise Jesus and the Holy Bible for telling us all how to raise our children in the perfect way!

Beatings by my christian parents never changed nor phased me.

My dad started with a leather belt, moving to a tire iron.
I did an action repeatedly. I got one beating, and did it again.
Hmm.

[Jonathan H. Dona]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Beatings by my christian parents never changed nor phased me.

My dad started with a leather belt, moving to a tire iron.
I did an action repeatedly. I got one beating, and did it again.
Hmm.

Well then your parents aren't True Christians as these fine individuals at Landover are! A beating with the power of Christ flowing through it is for certain going to correct your child's queer and demonic tendencies! I remember that when my father gave me beatings, I could feel the light of Jesus hitting me with every blow. Those beatings really made me the saved man I am today and I am going to be sure to make sure that my children beat their children with the same Christian might!

[Brother Temperance]

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Ezekiel, be a man and quit cheating.

You are such a fag. Leave an original post once in a while that says "Jezuz sux" or something. Maybe you should just ARGUE it.

We'd be only too happy to leave an original post in place, it's the constant unoriginal posts that get us down. Likewise, we're happy to actually debate with people who want to discuss Christianity with us, but arguments consisting of "Jezuz sux." "No, He doesn't." "Yes, He does." get very old very quickly.

Beatings by my christian parents never changed nor phased me.

My dad started with a leather belt, moving to a tire iron.
I did an action repeatedly. I got one beating, and did it again.
Hmm.

You really are dumb, aren't you boy? I mean, even dogs can be trained to avoid stimuli that provoke an unpleasant response, but it appears you're not quite that smart.

[Window-Lickky]

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Well then your parents aren't True Christians as these fine individuals at Landover are! A beating with the power of Christ flowing through it is for certain going to correct your child's queer and demonic tendencies! I remember that when my father gave me beatings, I could feel the light of Jesus hitting me with every blow. Those beatings really made me the saved man I am today and I am going to be sure to make sure that my children beat their children with the same Christian might!

You could feel Jesus touching you're ass when you got hit? That's kinda gross.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You could feel Jesus touching you're ass when you got hit? That's kinda gross.

You find the thought of being touched by your Savior gross? I think you are a very cold person friend. Perhaps you might open your heart and be more loving like us TRUE Christians.

[Kazoo]

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You find the thought of being touched by your Savior gross? I think you are a very cold person friend. Perhaps you might open your heart and be more loving like us TRUE Christians.

I think he might be referring to some form of homosexual Biblical molestation, actually...

Just a guess though.

[Window-Lickky]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

You find the thought of being touched by your Savior gross? I think you are a very cold person friend. Perhaps you might open your heart and be more loving like us TRUE Christians.

I only find it gross when a gay man touches a little boy's ass.
It's pedophilia.

[Brother Temperance]

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I only find it gross when a gay man touches a little boy's ass.
It's pedophilia.

So if a heterosexual Mussulman rapes a little girl in the name of Allah, that's fine and dandy with you?

[Window-Lickky]

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So if a heterosexual Mussulman rapes a little girl in the name of Allah, that's fine and dandy with you?

Touche, Temperance. It's not fine and dandy. I think all pedophilia is disgusting.









~Karmatic Laws~

[WorthyOne]

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So if a heterosexual Mussulman rapes a little girl in the name of Allah, that's fine and dandy with you?

GAH! Will you people EVER learn how to spell correctly??!!

[Brother Temperance]

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GAH! Will you people EVER learn how to spell correctly??!!

Why? Which word do you think I spelt incorrectly?

[Window-Lickky]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Why? Which word do you think I spelt incorrectly?

Spelled, for one.
I think he/she/it refers to Mussulman as Muslim.

[Deaner]

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Spelled, for one.

spelt 2play_w("S0624600")(splt)
v. A past tense and a past participle of spell1.


I'm giving you infraction points for trying to show up an Administrator in front of Jesus and then more infraction points for failing miserably and embarrassing yourself

As far as the Mussulman spelling, would you have preferred sand-coon?

[Window-Lickky]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

spelt 2play_w("S0624600")(splt)
v. A past tense and a past participle of spell1.


I'm giving you infraction points for trying to show up an Administrator in front of Jesus and then more infraction points for failing miserably and embarrassing yourself

As far as the Mussulman spelling, would you have preferred sand-coon?

What don't you give infraction points for? Silence?

I'd prefer the correct spelling. Muslim.

I'm giving you idiot points for having a satanic mullet.

Frickin' redneck.

[Deaner]

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What don't you give infraction points for? Silence?

I'd prefer the correct spelling. Muslim.

I'm giving you idiot points for having a satanic mullet.

Frickin' redneck.

Friend, you seem to have anger issues. Anger is the sign of the devil. Have you been to church lately? Would you like to meet my friend Jesus?