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    A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat

    Gay man offered lesbian neighbours slug pellet curry
    After allegedly kidnapping their three-legged cat

    Not only are the Queers trying to kill each other with the AIDS but now they are trying to poison each other too!

    GLORY!!!


    A gay man has admitted he gave his lesbian neighbours curry laced with slug pellets after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.

    According to the Daily Mail, Gary Stewart, 37, and Beverley Sales and Marie Walton had enjoyed cordial relations when they first became neighbours in Denton, Manchester. Over a period of years, though, things turned sour, leading Stewart to wage an "apparent hate campaign" against the couple.

    He even allegedly "kidnapped" the pair's three-legged cat, Amber, and "dumped her in a village miles away". Amber was eventually recovered following a poster campaign. More here.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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  • #2
    Re: A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat

    Queers disgust Jesus and I, but foreign queers are the worst.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat

      Why do queers like three legged animals? Is it because the animal is so pitiful, the queers feel better about themselves?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat

        Why isn't he dead yet?

        Please, Lord, hurry with the smiting!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat

          A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat and slug pellets… Dear Lord, these weirdos do know how to live the high-life…

          They are wallowing in vileness, brutishness and squalor, meanly slobbering over the dregs left by the Godly; they are consumed with hate and anger, yet Jesus is always at hand to offer them Salvation™, were they only to ask.

          And sadly it is all for nothing, they will burn in eternal pain crying out “Oh Lord, why me!”

          Let no man ever say that Landover did not warn them.
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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat

            Has a Proctologist or OB GYN looked for the missing cat leg?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat

              Great, now you have me worrying about all of the pets owned by homers as well as the children they illicitly adopt.

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              • #8
                Re: A Homo, Some Lesbians and a 3-Legged Cat

                Originally posted by Mr.Manly James Hutchins View Post
                Why do queers like three legged animals? Is it because the animal is so pitiful, the queers feel better about themselves?
                i thinks maybee it cuz them homer folk wanna be saveds but are confuseds about it. a kitty wiv 3 legs represent the holy trinitys one leg be father, one leg be son, an one leg be holy ghosts . sometimes them homers be lapseds cathylicks an they have regular 4 leggeds kittys, cuz the 4th leg be stinky ole mother mary an they pet that leg more than the other legs, it true

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