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  • #46
    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    So he proves you are mistaken and suddenly you get nasty? That's not a very nice thing to do.

    Let's try to cure them instead shall we? Trying to save their souls might be nicer than your aproach.
    You can't cure something that is not a disease nor bad.

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    • #47
      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

      Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
      You can't cure something that is not a disease nor bad.
      You're right, HIV/AIDS cannot be cured..........
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • #48
        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

        Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
        You can't cure something that is not a disease nor bad.
        Actually we have several cured homosexuals in our Church so I know for a fact they can be cured. As to them not being bad, the Bible is very clear on that. Just read Romans 1:26, 27.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #49
          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          A preview of the upcoming Apple commercial.

          Mac doesn't even deserve Hard Gay to represent them, THIS is a more fitting image.



          Thats your average mac user.

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          • #50
            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

            so I'm reading and responding to this topic on my mac. I bought it to study classical music at a state university. As a Christian, and a heterosexual, am I now gay? Please tell me. Please. Should I not eat anything containing apples? Should I not live in an area with snakes? My mac is white, doesn't that mean I'm going to heaven? White people go to heaven. You're bold accusations and homophobia are rude and unfitting of any Christian. This forum spreads hatred and domestic terrorism. And upon finding this forum I am appalled that any human being would go through so much effort to falsify information and put another down. I plan on getting on my hands and knees and praying, praying to god that weak stupid people who disgrace the lord by spreading hate through his name get what they deserve. Don't just ban me or label me, respond to my post with some sort of dignity.

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            • #51
              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

              Originally posted by Hellforthewicked View Post
              so I'm reading and responding to this topic on my mac. I bought it to study classical music at a state university. As a Christian, and a heterosexual, am I now gay? Please tell me. Please. Should I not eat anything containing apples? Should I not live in an area with snakes? My mac is white, doesn't that mean I'm going to heaven? White people go to heaven. You're bold accusations and homophobia are rude and unfitting of any Christian. This forum spreads hatred and domestic terrorism. And upon finding this forum I am appalled that any human being would go through so much effort to falsify information and put another down. I plan on getting on my hands and knees and praying, praying to god that weak stupid people who disgrace the lord by spreading hate through his name get what they deserve. Don't just ban me or label me, respond to my post with some sort of dignity.
              Why do you hate God so much that you would support satan so?
              God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
              -Psalms 7:11
              Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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              • #52
                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
                You can't cure something that is not a disease nor bad.
                To bad the homers are neither. If you make bad choices, at least admit to doing so, take some responsibility.
                God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                -Psalms 7:11
                Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                • #53
                  Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                  I don't own a Mac and I'm no homer so it must be true.
                  Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                    Originally posted by Hellforthewicked View Post
                    As a heathen, and a homosexual, I am now gay


                    Wow, good for you. I'm sure there are tons of other forums you can spew your hate speech on. Unfortunately for you, this is not one of them.

                    -Nate

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                    • #55
                      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                      I don't get this. How exactly does owning a Mac make you gay? They first used a rainbow logo to show off the fact that their computers use color screens. After that died down, they moved on to a white logo.

                      I know a few different pastors and other Godly people who use Apple priducts.

                      The computers do the same things as any Windows computers do. So what's the problem here?


                      And the rainbow is in fact a connection between God and His people.
                      Genesis 16-17 "When the bow is in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is on the earth." God said to Noah, "This is the sign of the covenant that I have established between me and all flesh that is on the earth."

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                      • #56
                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                        Originally posted by rutoruto View Post
                        I don't get this. How exactly does owning a Mac make you gay? They first used a rainbow logo to show off the fact that their computers use color screens. After that died down, they moved on to a white logo.
                        Of course that's the only reason, Lance.

                        Originally posted by rutoruto View Post
                        I know a few different pastors and other Godly people who use Apple priducts.

                        The computers do the same things as any Windows computers do. So what's the problem here?
                        Gays cannot be Christians. It's impossible.

                        Originally posted by rutoruto View Post
                        And the rainbow is in fact a connection between God and His people.
                        Genesis 16-17 "When the bow is in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is on the earth." God said to Noah, "This is the sign of the covenant that I have established between me and all flesh that is on the earth."
                        Agreed, but it was corrupted into the flag for the gay movement as I have clearly demonstrated over and over again.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #57
                          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                          Originally posted by Hellforthewicked View Post
                          so I'm reading and responding to this topic on my mac.
                          That is a more productive activity than spending nine hours every day running anti-virus apps in hopes of keeping your pc running!

                          This forum spreads hatred and domestic terrorism.
                          One need only read the lies and distortions they spread about the Holy Roman Church to see their true colours.

                          I plan on getting on my hands and knees and praying, praying to god that weak stupid people who disgrace the lord by spreading hate through his name get what they deserve.
                          A fine intention and please make note to respect our Lord and Saviour by using proper capitalisation when writing His name.

                          The thought of a good Christian college boy getting down on his knees to pray brings joy to this old Padre's heart... have you considered the Catholic Church? We always have openings for those who seek the love of Jesus. Drop by any of our many locations and tell them Father Mo sent you... bring your iPad, iPhone or MacBook with you and we can load you up with everything you need to get you on track spiritually!



                          Bless you, my foudroyant fanboy,
                          Father Mo




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                          A Cardinal in the making.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                            Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                            That is a more productive activity than spending nine hours every day running anti-virus apps in hopes of keeping your pc running!
                            LOL Even viruses aren't queer enough to use macs!

                            Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                            One need only read the lies and distortions they spread about the Holy Roman Church to see their true colours.
                            Our truth is the truth, that makes your wrong.

                            Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                            The thought of a good Christian college boy getting down on his knees to pray brings joy to this old Padre's heart... have you considered the Catholic Church? We always have openings for those who seek the love of Jesus. Drop by any of our many locations and tell them Father Mo sent you... bring your iPad, iPhone or MacBook with you and we can load you up with everything you need to get you on track spiritually!
                            ipad?!? Mac makes tampons now?
                            The only thing your "religion" is teaching is hate and sodomy.
                            God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                            -Psalms 7:11
                            Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                            • #59
                              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                              Originally posted by Logan View Post
                              ipad?!? Mac makes tampons now?
                              The only thing your "religion" is teaching is hate and sodomy.
                              That explains it!!! I knew they were evil:

                              TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!

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                              • #60
                                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
                                That explains it!!! I knew they were evil:

                                TAMPONS: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers!
                                It all makes sense now, I now appreciate being a male even more! Love doesn't even begin to describe my feelings for God.

                                Looks like we have some True Christian ™ heros here at Landover.
                                God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                                -Psalms 7:11
                                Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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