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  • lemonpepper
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 1

    #106
    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

    No wonder Mac users are:

    1. Gay
    2. Idiots
    3. Losers

    I hate Macs, PC forever!

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    • Victim of religious
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2010
      • 11

      #107
      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Starting with its incredibly gay logo. It invites you to taste of its foul perverted and sweaty fruit of gay temptation.



      Then, there's the Macfag ultra gay user base.




      Mac wasn't gay enough, you say? Get it in a variety of rainbow homo colors.



      A simple test for you to take.



      These computers can turn people gay just by being in their proximity for too long as this tract so Godly illustrates.




      Don't be sucked into the Apple deathstyle! Just say no!


      You jackass.. Those aren't Apples doings, they're jokes! Haha! And colours?? You don't use any colours? In clothing, interiours?? You must be joking! Hahahaa!

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      • The_cheeseburger
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        • Jun 2010
        • 16

        #108
        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

        Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
        Humans are not born gay, the sin of homersexuality is a deathstyle choice.
        BINGO, I couldn't agree more, homosexuals aren't born like that, they become it when they get older

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        • The_cheeseburger
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          • Jun 2010
          • 16

          #109
          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

          just one quick question: is it ok to hate gays?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551

            #110
            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

            Originally posted by The_cheeseburger View Post
            just one quick question: is it ok to hate gays?
            What does the Bible say on the subject?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Hamburger
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              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2010
              • 6

              #111
              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

              Oh my gosh this is pathetic. The gay pride flag and the mac symbol arent even the same color scheme. Try again retard.

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              • WinnerNotSinner
                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 951

                #112
                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                Originally posted by Hamburger View Post
                Oh my gosh this is pathetic. The gay pride flag and the mac symbol arent even the same color scheme. Try again retard.
                You seem to have been studying the gay pride flag pretty hard there, Cheryl.

                So are you saying that Macs are not gay? Did you read the first post properly?
                6
                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • Jarod Osborne
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 24

                  #113
                  Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                  Originally posted by Chimaera View Post
                  Microsoft is crap. Their software is for the most part a joke.
                  Heck, they even use Linux servers and not Windows servers.

                  Let us compare.

                  Apples first OS:


                  Microsofts first OS:


                  Microsoft has only done one thing right. That thing is Livejournal. It is pretty good.
                  I know I'm a bit late with this, but I didn't see anyone else mention it. There is no way crapple's first os supported bluetooth.
                  And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
                  -Revelation 22:19

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #114
                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                    I think the person was trying to state that Apple invented GUIs. They even tried to sue Microsoft over the use of GUIs. Fortunately they had a wise judge who said that you cannot sue for copyrights on systems that you stole from UNIX.

                    Before I never read this thread, I had not realized the homosexuality behind Mac's; I did however realize the cult status. You can't say anything negative to a Mac user. They deny any fault with their system.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Kazi Sharma
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 7

                      #115
                      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                      Leave MACs for the queers!!
                      United we stand under allah

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                      • h8lyfe
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 3

                        #116
                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        Perhaps you are familiar with the way sodomites have stolen the rainbow for their own sick and disgusting flag.

                        Coincidence? I think not!
                        If you weren't homeschooled in this cult you would have realized the color patterns are not the same hence meaning they are not the same. FAIL

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #117
                          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                          Originally posted by h8lyfe View Post
                          If you weren't homeschooled in this cult you would have realized the color patterns are not the same hence meaning they are not the same. FAIL
                          I fail to see your meaning, boy.

                          They are the exactly the same and everyone with half a brain could notice it.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Sylvia
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                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 68

                            #118
                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                            Thanks for this thread Brother Levi.

                            As a good Christian gal I shall not want anything that is preferred or endorsed by homers.

                            As if a bitten apple for a logo wasn't bad enough. UGH
                            1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

                            But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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                            • Church1000
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 17

                              #119
                              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                              Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                              Humans are not born gay, the sin of homersexuality is a deathstyle choice.
                              I was born gay. And I am very happy about it.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #120
                                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                Originally posted by h8lyfe View Post
                                If you weren't homeschooled in this cult you would have realized the color patterns are not the same hence meaning they are not the same. FAIL
                                You're just trying to trick us into staring at homer signals for long periods of time in the hope that it'll give us the GRIDS, or at the very least make us rub our hands up and down another man's thigh. I'm wise to your tricks, Satan!
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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