[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Masterbation

No, it's the code word for the female progeny of my sibling.
And a thespian is a stage actor - my niece sings and dances, but she can't act.

I suggest you learn how to spell, lest you offend Jesus by abusing His Language. He didn't write the best-selling Book of all Time in English to have His Language massacred.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

I suggest you learn how to spell, lest you offend Jesus by abusing His Language. He didn't write the best-selling Book of all Time in English to have His Language massacred.

If you're going to jump on spelling errors as a religious issue, then I suggest you check out some of the Landoverians' posts as well, particularly BJ and Lateefah.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Masterbation

If you're going to jump on spelling errors as a religious issue, then I suggest you check out some of the Landoverians' posts as well, particularly BJ and Lateefah.

Wrong harlot, me and Lateefah spell the way Jesus wants us to.
Unlike you we have turned our lives over to Jesus so He guides our hands when we type. GLORY!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Masterbation

If you're going to jump on spelling errors as a religious issue, then I suggest you check out some of the Landoverians' posts as well, particularly BJ and Lateefah.

Why you racist harlot!!!

Stop picking on our precious Lateefah. JESUS loves her and so do we.

She may be a nigress and not too book smart, but she is a lot better than you! She is one of HIS Chosen™ and will live forever in Heaven ( a separate and lesser Heaven, but Heaven none the less)

You are Hellbound unsaved trash.

REPENT before it's too late!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

Re: Masterbation

I love brother Earnest avitar, the guy in the pic looks like that crippled superman dude...hey, while we are on the subject what is everyones take on cripples going to Heaven, it seems to me Jesus made it a point to heal crippled unclean people so they would be fit enough to walk through the pearly gates?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

Wrong harlot, me and Lateefah spell the way Jesus wants us to.
Then he doesn't much care for correct spelling, grammar, or word usage, now does he?

Unlike you we have turned our lives over to Jesus so He guides our hands when we type. GLORY!

Then he's no better typist than I am.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

Why you racist harlot!!!

Stop picking on our precious Lateefah. JESUS loves her and so do we.

She may be a nigress and not too book smart, but she is a lot better than you! She is one of HIS Chosen™ and will live forever in Heaven ( a separate and lesser Heaven, but Heaven none the less)

You are Hellbound unsaved trash.

REPENT before it's too late!

Lve, Sister Thumper

You make her sound like a pet who does cute but embarrassing things in front of guests.
What amazes me is that she tolerates and even seems to crave such condescending and patronizing treatment.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Masterbation

"Neice" is that the code word for the more passive partner in a thespian relationship?

American Heritage Dictionary - "niece"
n.

1. The daughter of one's brother or sister or of the brother or sister of one's spouse.
2. The illegitimate daughter of an ecclesiastic who has taken a vow of celibacy.

Apparently she fornicated with a boy-buggering priest, and now she uses rubber "boats" to molest his demon offspring! Why am I not surprised?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

Apparently she fornicated with a boy-buggering priest, and now she uses rubber "boats" to molest his demon offspring! Why am I not surprised?

Hmmm, your initials are VD, you see sexual references where there are none, and then accuse other people of being obsessed with sex. What can we learn from this, boys and girls?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Masterbation

Hmmm, your initials are VD,

My initials are VDT. If that has some hidden meaning, it's news to me, but people don't choose their initials.

you see sexual references where there are none,

I guess I did drone on for a few pages about playing with rubber toys in the shower. Wait... that was you.

and then accuse other people of being obsessed with sex.

Straw man. When did I do this? Sounds like you're projecting your own proclivities onto me.

What can we learn from this, boys and girls?

That you need to stop lying and find Jesus?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

My initials are VDT. If that has some hidden meaning, it's news to me, but people don't choose their initials.



I guess I did drone on for a few pages about playing with rubber toys in the shower. Wait... that was you.


I'll admit to one double entendre. You people took it and ran with it.



Straw man. When did I do this? Sounds like you're projecting your own proclivities onto me.

You accused me of having caused a priest to break his vow of celibacy, and then of molesting children with bath toys.



That you need to stop lying and find Jesus?

Have you people lost him AGAIN?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Masterbation

You accused me of having caused a priest to break his vow of celibacy, and then of molesting children with bath toys.

And I'm still waiting for you to prove that this is not the case.

Have you people lost Him AGAIN?

The LORD never deserts His faithful.

Matthew 28:20
Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

[jeffgothro (On Moderation)]

Re: Masterbation

Wow...from unsaved trash, to member, to foul sinner in less then 24 hours...what am I gonna be labled as by dinner time tonight I wonder. To funny.

"Band" if you don't heed the advice you have been given. BJ

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masterbation

My initials are VDT. If that has some hidden meaning, it's news to me, but people don't choose their initials.

Hmm, there's got to be room for a good Virginia Tech pun in there. Perhaps we should start a competition to see who can think of the best Virginia Tech joke to use as an affectionate nickname for our dear Sister In Christ.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Masterbation

And I'm still waiting for you to prove that this is not the case.

You made the accusation - the burden of proof is on you.