Am I in love with a transsexual?

[Mr. Pickle]

Recently I met a beautiful young lady with whom I quickly became enamored. I regret to inform you that we soon fell into sin and engage in premarital sex. At first, I didn’t think much of the poorly lit room, but it would soon be responsible for my downfall. I thought it was peculiar when she asked to have relations in the “doggy style” position. But I was too wrapped up in sin to care. I was a bit perplexed as to why her Virginia was so… tight… and inviting… But soon, I would become aware of the horrible truth…

As may sinful hands worked there way over what I presumed to be her genital area, I felt something unexpected. It was a penis. I was utterly shocked. In my despair I ran out of her house, not even thinking to put on my pants. Although I now realize what a horrible transgression I have preformed, I cannot shake her from my head. I find myself fantasizing over her at all hours of the day and night. And I even find myself feeling what I could only consider… love.

I am so very confused… What should I do?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Sorry son, once you have gone to the dark side, coming back to the clean, Godly side is mighty difficult. I suggest emailing a Pastor immediately and requesting a private one on one counseling session. Pastor Zeke has a magic hand in this sort of thing so I am told.

[mitchellpaul]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

She was probably a hooker, go get yourself checked out. You might get AIDS and die a horrible painful death for you horrible sins.

[Would be Christ Warrior]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Sorry son, once you have gone to the dark side, coming back to the clean, Godly side is mighty difficult. I suggest emailing a Pastor immediately and requesting a private one on one counseling session. Pastor Zeke has a magic hand in this sort of thing so I am told.

Wow Jim. Expect a ban chief. Could you deserve more of a one way ticket to hell for eluding to Zeke's sexual nature?

[Grace Is Not Gone]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Repent. Hard.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Wow Jim. Expect a ban chief. Could you deserve more of a one way ticket to hell for eluding to Zeke's sexual nature?

Does Pastor Zeke know you are hot for him? All you do is read into everything where he is mentioned. You are worse than Rosie O'Donnell on a Slip N' Slide.

He is engaged to a beautiful woman and once his tour in the Pacific Rim is done with, there will be a wedding of the century in Landover.

[Would be Christ Warrior]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Does Pastor Zeke know you are hot for him? All you do is read into everything where he is mentioned. You are worse than Rosie O'Donnell on a Slip N' Slide.

He is engaged to a beautiful woman and once his tour in the Pacific Rim is done with, there will be a wedding of the century in Landover.

Wow, you just can't stop can ya?

You are worse than David Schwimmer on a Rosie O'Donnell.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Just an aside, a guy called 'RaidenTheAlmighty' and he finds a lady-boy...

There is but one 'Almighty' and he does not make mistakes.

OK, carry on...

[HeavenIsHome]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

I will pray hard for you brother, very very hard, but I doubt that will change anything. As you know, the Lord turns his head to those like you.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Wow, you just can't stop can ya?

You are worse than David Schwimmer on a Rosie O'Donnell.

You never heard of the Pacfic Rim, where all the chinks, gooks and slants are? That is the part of the world where they make lead toys for tots.

You need professional help

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

When in doubt, I always look to the 1611 KJV Bible.

It would seem that Leviticus 20:13 is the relevant scripture:


If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them

I gotta say, things aren't looking great for you right now.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Fornication leads to sodomy. We see it time and time again. You need to repent your sin and ask Jesus to save you from taking up the hobby of homosexuality full-time.

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

I've dated a transsexual woman before. Trust me, the person you were dating was all woman where it counts. So she had a penis; so what? She probably wanted to get rid of it. And when she does, who would understand a mans body better than a woman who used to have one?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

I've dated a transsexual woman before. Trust me, the person you were dating was all woman where it counts. So she had a penis; so what? She probably wanted to get rid of it. And when she does, who would understand a mans body better than a woman who used to have one?

What are you saying a female with a what and you dated it . YOU BEST GET RIGHT WITH JESUS!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Am I in love with a transsexual?

Trust me, the person you were dating was all woman where it counts.

Where it counts is the ability to be a help meet for man for to pump out new soldiers for Jesus. "She" may be able to do the former, but would you agree with me that the latter is a little doubtful?