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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #16
    Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

    Originally posted by jmlove View Post
    You people are sick.
    Do you know how many 'straight' men, who had a child with a woman molest and beat their children?
    You condone that more than having two gay men who could legitamitly love the child, give it a stable home, and bring it up right?
    How does that in anyway make sense?
    Because the Bible says so. I suggest you take up your complaints with God not us.

    I Corinthians 6:9
    have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • jmlove
      Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
      • Feb 2010
      • 22

      #17
      Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Because the Bible says so. I suggest you take up your complaints with God not us.

      I Corinthians 6:9
      have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,
      So, then, what about men who cheat on their wives, who have children?
      Should god kill their children?
      Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #18
        Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

        Originally posted by jmlove View Post
        So, then, what about men who cheat on their wives, who have children?
        Should god kill their children?
        Ever hear of King David?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • jmlove
          Unsaved trash, teen dope addict
          • Feb 2010
          • 22

          #19
          Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Ever hear of King David?
          SO, what you are trying to tell me, is that if your father cheated on your mother, god has the right to kill you?
          Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #20
            Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

            Originally posted by jmlove View Post
            SO, what you are trying to tell me, is that if your father cheated on your mother, god has the right to kill you?
            God has the right to do whatever He wants to.

            Romans 11:34
            For who hath known the mind of the Lord? or who hath been his counsellor?

            Have you ever read the story of Job? God allowed satan to kill all his servants, his flocks and covered him head to toe with boils just to test him.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #21
              Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

              Originally posted by jmlove View Post
              god has the right to kill you?
              God always has the right to kill you. God doesn't need a reason or a condition. He created you, remember?
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • Girl For God
                Unsaved trash
                • Dec 2009
                • 42

                #22
                Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                Originally posted by jmlove View Post
                You people are sick.
                Do you know how many 'straight' men, who had a child with a woman molest and beat their children?
                You condone that more than having two gay men who could legitamitly love the child, give it a stable home, and bring it up right?
                How does that in anyway make sense?
                Gay men raising kids will start a new generation of gay kids, thus creating an unbroken line of homers. Conception will come to an end as will humanity. It's commonsense
                [B]Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)[/B]


                [SIZE=3]The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.[/SIZE]

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                  Originally posted by jmlove View Post
                  SO, what you are trying to tell me, is that if your father cheated on your mother, god has the right to kill you?
                  More like, God will kill the child in vengeance up on the father for breaking his marriage vows friend.

                  That's what God did to David. Read about it here at The Brick Testament


                  And keep in mind David was God's own chosen anointed.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • overunity
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 11

                    #24
                    Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                    dont say fag, thats very offensive

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #25
                      Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                      Originally posted by overunity View Post
                      dont say fag, thats very offensive
                      To who? Other fags?

                      God calls them even worse.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #26
                        Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                        Originally posted by overunity View Post
                        dont say fag, thats very offensive
                        Is sodomite or malakos better?

                        1 Corinthians 6:9
                        have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #27
                          Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                          Originally posted by overunity View Post
                          dont say fag, thats very offensive
                          Don't enable fags; that's very offensive to Our Lord.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                          • DINOLUVER
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 8

                            #28
                            Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                            Since no one knows what is going on in this picture I will educate you.
                            They are both transsexual men, one of them is pregnant.

                            Calm down bro.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                              That still doesn't make it OK.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • DINOLUVER
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 8

                                #30
                                Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                That still doesn't make it OK.
                                Maybe not in your opinion, but that doesn't give you any right to judge them

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