Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

[A Follower]

Does this look slightly unnatural to any of you?



Those fags falsified a birth certificate so they could marry and become pregnant!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...boy-month.html

[Noah Dint]

Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

I pray to God that there will be complications that will terminate this un-natural pregnancy early.

According to Exodus 21:22 (which we all know so well)
"If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine."

Notice how God in his infinate wisdom declared a WOMAN with a child. These homers should be stoned to death in a public place.

-ND

[johncarlos]

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I don't understand, are they lesbians or male homersexuals?

[Nobar King]

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That chick looks like a dude.

[James Hutchins]

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Both of those homers are amazingly fat. Why the one guy is so rotund the other has to hold his belly up!

[Zurosiel]

Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

Probably just a transexual female who wants to be male.

Or a really fat bastard.

[BillSattler]

Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

Does this look slightly unnatural to any of you?



Those fags falsified a birth certificate so they could marry and become pregnant!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...boy-month.html

This is obviously some sort of hoax. God does not allow an anathema like this to reproduce. Satan may have spawned this abomination, but it will most certainly be destroyed at birth.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Probably just a transexual female who wants to be male.

You do indeed have a brain made of sponge. Weak, wet and slow.

[Zurosiel]

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You do indeed have a brain made of sponge. Weak, wet and slow.

It has happened before, you know.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy

Look, as much as this seems hard to understand, it's actually very simple. There's only two reasons these freaks are doing this sideshow...

1) They hate God. Why else would they mock the words that Jesus Himself said?

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,

Right there, Jesus reaffirms that there is male and female, and nothing in between. Furthermore, it's a woman's role to bear children, not the man's!

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

2) It's a publicity stunt. Nowadays, everyone wants to be famous one way or another. Whether it's those hopeless, talentless rejects auditioning on American Idol, or nerds trying to create the next "viral video", or the people that murder -- yes, murder -- simply for fame and notoriety, or every reality show contestant that has ever lived....

It does not surprise me that these freaks conceived this brainchild (pardon the pun), simply out of a desire to get their fifteen minutes of fame. They obviously do not have the talent or blessing from God to become famous for a good reason, like being a televangelist, but rather they choose to mock God and get on the news at the same time.

God will have the last laugh though. By next year, people will have forgotten out of them and just have to endure snickering from others in public. And when they die, they get seated on a Judas Chair while Satan and his minions rip open their bellies and devour their entrails in front of them for all eternity.

[Cranky Old Man]

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It has happened before, you know.

Your parents had the same problem?

[Spaghetti Monster]

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It looks like a couple of fat men. Is one of them really pregnant? If so, wow, that's neat.

[Bobby-Joe]

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The only reason a gay man would have a child would be to raise it to sexual maturity and sell it off to the highest bidder. As a Christian I am both disgusted and offended.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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It looks like a couple of fat men. Is one of them really pregnant? If so, wow, that's neat.

Never mind what the Lord says. You think it's neat, and that's all that matters.

[jmlove]

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You people are sick.
Do you know how many 'straight' men, who had a child with a woman molest and beat their children?
You condone that more than having two gay men who could legitamitly love the child, give it a stable home, and bring it up right?
How does that in anyway make sense?