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  • Sinfree
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 12

    #1

    Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

    I have a friend, an old friend even. I've had fun with him, but I have recently discovered that he indeed is homosexual! Naturally I was shocked and outraged, but he failed to see that he had done anything wrong. I explained to him that he had touched me on several occations, and it frightened me. Not only with handshakes, either. Friendly shoves and nudging too. I told him that I didn't dare imagining what foul places his obviously diseased body had been in, and now he refuses to talk to me about it.

    My question to all the people here: How do I explain to him that he is wrong? That he has a disease that he must be cleansed of. I need to make him realize God (which he, strangely enough, believes in) and ask for true forgiveness. Is this even enough? Do I have to stone him for his sins?

    I'm sorry if this is a stupid question, I am a bit shaken right now. I mean, how would YOU react in my situation? I'm going to be reading the KJV 1611 for advice for a while, but I'd like all the nice people here on LBC to give me advice how to save my friend (and me too).
    And he saith unto him, Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee, thou wicked servant.
    Luke 19:22
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

    For some unknown reason, Stoning is against the Law.
    However, we do have a very successful B.A.S.H. Program (Baptists are Saving Homosexuals) which will certainly cure your "friend".

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12901

      #3
      Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      For some unknown reason, Stoning is against the Law.
      However, we do have a very successful B.A.S.H. Program (Baptists are Saving Homosexuals) which will certainly cure your "friend".
      Sister Talitha offers a wonderful solution. It has worked well in the City of Freehold. The only remaining homosexuals left our City when the theator closed.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

        Jack Chick has a wonderful Tract for just such degenerates. You might want to have a few dozen mailed to him at his place of work, c/o his boss.

        To be honest, I'd advise you to drop any queers that you might have as friends immediately. The Holy Bible says that anyone who is even nice to a queer is going to follow it to hellfire. You don't want to take that chance.

        Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

          I agree with both Talitha's and the Brilliant Pastors advice. Get away from the Homer. Mail him the Chick tracks, email him the link to the B.A.S.H. program. You might want to check out the program too as you 'friend' may of rubbed some 'gay' on you. They do that deliberately you know.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22901

            #6
            Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

            All the above, and have an AIDS check.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • tallywacker worshiper
              Unsaved trash, teenaged queer
              • Apr 2010
              • 1

              #7
              Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

              Hi i think you should leave this guy alone. He doesn't want to purposely disease you even though there is no "gay" disease (excluding AIDS, although everyone can get that). I think it is disgusting how you guys hate gays and wish to convert them. They were born like that for a reason. Also i don't see why you guys hate gays in the first place, i mean what did they ever do to you! and last of all i'm gay you have just read my message so will you all now go wash yourselves of reading my message. i love men i cant get enough of them its no sin stop being so brainwashed and think for yourself. p.s i hate god

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              • Sinfree
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2010
                • 12

                #8
                Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

                Originally posted by G worshiper View Post
                Hi i think you should leave this guy alone. He doesn't want to purposely disease you even though there is no "gay" disease (excluding AIDS, although everyone can get that). I think it is disgusting how you guys hate gays and wish to convert them. They were born like that for a reason. Also i don't see why you guys hate gays in the first place, i mean what did they ever do to you! and last of all i'm gay you have just read my message so will you all now go wash yourselves of reading my message. i love men i cant get enough of them its no sin stop being so brainwashed and think for yourself. p.s i hate god
                Of course I'll leave him alone. Ezekiel reminded me of how a True Christian needs to act. Hanging out with the damned is a one-way ticket to Hell, and I'm sure not going there. I now consider this man fair game.

                We hate gays because God intended us true believers TO hate them. In fact, the Lord himself hates the fags. It's not meant to be, they are the work of Satan and you sir should also get an AIDS check. Only gays get that, and it's because of their foul actions.

                Of course there's a gay disease. There have been miracles performed to turn homosexuals into real people and not just male-loving monkeys like the sandapes of the Middle East. You are wrong in saying it's not a sin, we've already proven (in a number of threads here) that you indeed are commiting a sin merely by existing.

                Of course I'll wash myself, my eyes and my soul through prayers and by reading the KJV Bible. Only then can I truly be free of your filth.

                //Sinfree
                And he saith unto him, Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee, thou wicked servant.
                Luke 19:22

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

                  Originally posted by tallywacker worshiper View Post
                  Hi i think you should leave this guy alone. He doesn't want to purposely disease you even though there is no "gay" disease (excluding AIDS, although everyone can get that). I think it is disgusting how you guys hate gays and wish to convert them. They were born like that for a reason. Also i don't see why you guys hate gays in the first place, i mean what did they ever do to you! and last of all i'm gay you have just read my message so will you all now go wash yourselves of reading my message. i love men i cant get enough of them its no sin stop being so brainwashed and think for yourself. p.s i hate god
                  Okay, that's just disgusting. Jesus doesn't want you to act like that or even joke about it. You need to get cleaned up thru Christ's blood.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • science_over_bible
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 21

                    #10
                    Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

                    Religion is just something people use as an excuse to start wars (crusade = holy war. Point proven), kill people, have prejudice against others, and discriminate.

                    If your wonderful god does exist, why did he allow the Salem Witch Trials to happen? HIS OWN people were killed. Why does he allow hatred of homosexuals and other religions? Does this god want his people to hate? Christians claim that the religion of Islam was founded on hate, and yet all you people seem to be doing is discriminating in a hateful manner. You are nothing but a load of hypocrites.

                    No self-respecting person who knows anything about science believes any of the crap you spew out of your 'blessed' mouths. People aren't diseased because they are in love with somebody of the same sex.

                    If everybody is made in god's image, then why are people created gay? For you lot to bash? I don't see any logic in that.

                    Homosexual people do not choose to be homosexual. There is simply an attraction to those of the same sex. They don't just up and decide 'hey, I'm gonna like men, just so I can piss a bunch of bible thumpers off.'

                    If god really does exist, which I HIGHLY doubt, half of you are going to hell. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Would your 'god' want you starting wars against other religions? Killing innocent people?

                    You're all pathetic.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #11
                      Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

                      Originally posted by science_over_bible View Post
                      No self-respecting person who knows anything about science believes any of the crap you spew out of your 'blessed' mouths. People aren't diseased because they are in love with somebody of the same sex.
                      Then how do you explain the AIDS? I know some straight people have caught it, but the primary cause is the sex up the rear end.

                      Originally posted by science_over_bible View Post
                      If everybody is made in god's image, then why are people created gay? For you lot to bash? I don't see any logic in that.
                      There is no logic when it comes to matters of faith.

                      Originally posted by science_over_bible View Post
                      Homosexual people do not choose to be homosexual. There is simply an attraction to those of the same sex. They don't just up and decide 'hey, I'm gonna like men, just so I can piss a bunch of bible thumpers off.'
                      It's either that or God created them specifically to damn, but that's a whole other conversation concerning the nature of Salvation.

                      Originally posted by science_over_bible View Post
                      If god really does exist, which I HIGHLY doubt, half of you are going to hell. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Would your 'god' want you starting wars against other religions? Killing innocent people?
                      Who are our neighbors scripturally speaking? Back it up with chapter and verse.

                      Originally posted by science_over_bible View Post
                      You're all pathetic.
                      Thank you for stopping by to spew your venom all over our Godly forums. The Word tells us we are blessed by it.

                      Luke 6:22
                      Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Purge the Unfaithful
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 176

                        #12
                        Re: Homosexual friend, needs stoning?

                        This homosexual scourge on our great vast land is Satan's means of destroying our favor with the Lord Jesus Christ! The very question of asking should a homosexual friend need to be stoned shows how Satan has spread his cancerous lies amongst our followers.

                        Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with woman kind: it is an abomination! and let us not forget the blessings God tells us in Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them

                        The very fact someone could even ask a question with such an obvious answer show us that we have lost the real preaching of the Bible in our modern churches. Jesus save us!! We have a lost generation who does not realize that we must read ALL of your Holy Word and know All that You have to offer us in the blessed scripture!!

                        I pray in Jesus' name!!

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