[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I do appologize, I didn't see it that way. Thank you for putting me straight, dear father.


Beat the kid!

I am not your father. The Bible commands us to only call God our father.

You have us confused with those mary worshiping catlickers. We are True Christian™. Take a look at our beliefs.

[Davido]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I am not your father. The Bible commands us to only call God our father.

You have us confused with those mary worshiping catlickers. We are True Christian™. Take a look at our beliefs.

Okay - forgive me, my english isn't very good.

[see_the_light]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

they all know already, sorry, and my school has separate showers, and even if they didn't, I wouldn't make passes at any of them, they're all straight, and I respect that decision

PRAISE THE LORD! At least you're the only rotten abomination in your school and those liebral slogans force you to "respect their difference".

besides, you cant MAKE someone gay, so why would I be making passes at them anyway?
you really shouldn't stereotype the entire gay community based on a few bad eggs from the seventies

Of course you cannot MAKE a gay, GOD makes people (and all things) and satan (with the help of minions like you) were allowed to TWIST GOD's creation, to test its mettle and burn what is unpleasant to THE LORD.

A few bad eggs? Every single one of you that go to their knees before satan (horrible image) are ABOMINATION in the eyes of THE LORD!

hell, if I did that about Christians, I wouldn't be here talking to you now

Of course you cannot MAKE a gay, GOD makes people (and all things) and satan (with the help of minions like you) were allowed to TWIST GOD's creation, to test its mettle and burn those unpleasant to THE LORD.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[whattheheckman]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

did I ever say I was the only gay guy in my school? I don't believe I did
I said I was the only gay guy on the football team, but I never mentioned in the school
actually, about a fourth of the school is gay, most of them are girls though
aside from the occasional idiot who wants to be intolerant (and every one of them are new kids who don't know our policy,) no one really cares, and as long as i'm not hitting on straight guys, none of them care either

[Evilman2002]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

when i think pink i think kitty kat. the word pink pretty much always refers to mommy cave. you wanna condition a kid to fear mommy cave?!?!? you're gonna turn him gay whether he is now or not.

[VictoryOS]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

A fairy on a football team? What purpose does that serve? Do you run from the ball if it comes your way? Do you enjoy it when all the players pile up on top of each other on the field in a wretched display of unbridled homersex?

(and every one of them are new kids who don't know our policy,)

And what policy is that, the Homer Harboring Policy? What a ridiculous school you must attend! I pray that your parents see the light and remove you from that school. They need to stop homer schooling you and start home schooling you!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

A fairy on a football team? What purpose does that serve? Do you run from the ball if it comes your way? Do you enjoy it when all the players pile up on top of each other on the field in a wretched display of unbridled homersex?

Sister I agree with you. This little limp wristed, fanny jockey only likes Football for the "pile ups".

[whattheheckman]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

and again, do you people even have a mind or did you stuff that bible in your head and call it a day?
if I had any form of desire for homer sex I would go to my boyfriend, but I don't
I have almost no sex drive, as you would know if you had read my posts, which you obviously didnt
I play football because I like football
and as i've said before, come talk to me when you come to grips with the fact that a queer isnt a sick twisted freak on the street corners all night, but a virgin, with no desire to lose that virginity any time soon
when youre able to wrap your bibles/minds around that, come talk to me again
but until then, stop your insults, because they're pointless when i've stated remarks against them multiple times before

[GODHATESCHRISTIANS]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Ok heres my opinion...

Oh and if you ban me from your site because of my views you are just as intollerent as everyone thinks you are.

How can you justify the hitting of a child? and for that matter just becasue there gay? Now i dont want you going into one of your bible quoting rants about how the bible "clearly states" homosexuality is wrong becasue your bible is so contradictory it might as well be having an argument with itself. Someone on this page already made the great point (which might i add none of you rose to) that how can a toddler even know its gay at that age having 0% sexual attraction. your basically just shooting down your own belief that homosexuality is a choice if you disagree with this statement. also that complete rubbish at the bottom of the page about boys liking blue and girls liking pink is COMPLETE fantasy. What your doin there is defyning gender roles and NOT any specific trates on homosexuality (which isnt spelt homersexuality by the way) If a boy likes pink it doesnt mean anything. likewise with blue and a girl. how about this put a Pink hammer down and a blue barbie doll down and see which one the boy chooses...that oughta confuse that theory.

You are so mindset on the fac that homosexuality is wrong you forget other more impotant issues like reflecting upon yourselves. What you do, and the way you speak about gays is absolutley disgusting and intollerent. These are your own opinions and in a way i resepct that but in all honesty this page makes me feel physically sick and you should all be ASHAMED of yourselves.

Judge yourselves

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Oh and if you ban me from your site because of my views you are just as intollerent as everyone thinks you are.

It always amuses me when people do this. "I'm going to be a disgusting, God-hating troll wallowing in the filth of my own sin and I'm going to come to your forum and spew my vile hatred everywhere, but if you ban me, it has nothing to do with my behavior, it's all your fault!"
I'm sorely tempted to ban you right now for being a sodomite-loving retarded. Instead, I shall attempt to get through that demon-addled noggin of yours and educate you a little.
You seem to be under the impression that we want people to think we're tolerant. When have we ever said this? We're intolerant and proud of it. We don't tolerate sin or rebellion against Jesus. We don't tolerate people who want to destroy the traditional family or kill unborn babies. We don't tolerate people who hate America. We are as intolerant as God instructs us to be, and we think that's a pretty great thing to be.
Warning us to not ban you because people might think we're intolerant is just pathetic, but I don't expect anything more from someone who is stupid enough to ignore the Bible and turn their back on Salvation.


At the very least, if you take nothing more away from this, now you know how to correctly spell "intolerant". It will come in very handy when you discover one day, and sooner than you think as we are in the End Times, that you have no tolerance for the fires of Hell, but there will be no relief from that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

did I ever say I was the only gay guy in my school? I don't believe I did
I said I was the only gay guy on the football team, but I never mentioned in the school
actually, about a fourth of the school is gay, most of them are girls though
aside from the occasional idiot who wants to be intolerant (and every one of them are new kids who don't know our policy,) no one really cares, and as long as i'm not hitting on straight guys, none of them care either

And every single one of the students, teachers and janitors in your school are going to spend eternity gulping scalding hot sulfur in the pits of hell fpr practicing and/or tolerating sodomy. Gos is very clear on this point, there is no wiggle room.

"For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them." -Romans 1:26-29

Sodomy in the Bible was punishable by death.
(Leviticus 20:13)

Sodomy is not an acceptable "alternative" lifestyle, it is wicked sin. Madonna even goes as far as promoting bestiality. She is a twisted sicko. Wickedness spawns more wickedness.

"Let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity." -2nd Timothy 2:9

"But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth." -1st Timothy 5:6

Your school is filled with living dead men and women. These little queerwhores with half their clothes missing think virtue and decency are a big joke. They mock modest clothing and scoff in the face of God. They reject the Word of God and spit on anything that is Holy. God help these Christ-rejecters on judgment day. Hell will be hot! Judgment will be swift and final...the lake of fire will endure FOREVER.

"Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire." -Jude 1:7

Even after you've been burning in the lake of fire for a trillion years, it won't even be the beginning...you will BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!! Are you a crazy fool to take a chance like that? Obviously, the world is insane. Listen friend, the Bible has yet to be disproved. On the contrary, if you'll do even a little research...you discover that there is an overwhelming amount of proof of the accuracy of the Bible. Go ahead, I triple dog dare you to try to disprove the Bible. You won't do it and it's never been done! All the claims of skeptics over the past centuries have been shattered to pieces by modern science and archaeology.

And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

You will go to hell to pay for your sins if you don't get Saved...You and all your buddies.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I wouldn't make passes at any of them, they're all straight, and I respect that decision

A-HA! So you admit that being queer or normal is a decision. If that's the case, why can't you make the same decision they did?

you really shouldn't stereotype the entire gay community based on a few bad eggs from the seventies

We don't hate sodomy because of "a few bad eggs from the seventies", we hate sodomy because God tells us to. And He told us to quite a long time before the Village People were around.

Why should you queers get the special priviledges of having your own separate showers?

I dunno, I think there's quite a strong argument in favour of separate showers for fags, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

if I had any form of desire for homer sex I would go to my boyfriend, but I don't

Praise! There's hope for you yet! Even a disgusting sodomite like you can recognise that sodomy is sick and wrong.

Ok heres my opinion...

Oh and if you ban me from your site because of my views you are just as intollerent as everyone thinks you are.

How can you justify the hitting of a child? and for that matter just becasue there gay? Now i dont want you going into one of your bible quoting rants about how the bible "clearly states" homosexuality is wrong becasue your bible is so contradictory it might as well be having an argument with itself.

We justify hitting a child and persecuting fags because the Bible tells us to. Saying "justify hitting a child without using the Bible" is like saying "explain why the Godly USA toasted all those gooks at Nagasaki and Hirohito without mentioning those sneaky yellow demons atacking Pearl Harbor."

What your doin there is defyning gender roles and NOT any specific trates on homosexuality (which isnt spelt homersexuality by the way) If a boy likes pink it doesnt mean anything. likewise with blue and a girl. how about this put a Pink hammer down and a blue barbie doll down and see which one the boy chooses...that oughta confuse that theory.

Spouting gibberish about pink porkhammers and blue barbies is just a deliberate attempt to blur the gender roles that God Himself laid down and turn even more kids queer. Next you'll say we should be putting blue bricks in dogs' mouths.

You are so mindset on the fac that homosexuality is wrong you forget other more impotant issues like reflecting upon yourselves. What you do, and the way you speak about gays is absolutley disgusting and intollerent.

We believe homerism is wrong because God says it's wrong. Where does God condemn the way we speak about sodomites?

[see_the_light]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

and again, do you people even have a mind or did you stuff that bible in your head and call it a day?

if I had any form of desire for homer sex I would go to my boyfriend, but I don't
I have almost no sex drive, as you would know if you had read my posts, which you obviously didnt

that a queer isnt a sick twisted freak on the street corners all night, but a virgin, with no desire to lose that virginity any time soon

First things first, we do have a mind and we use it with joy, avoiding only to fall in the sin of pride, nevertheless we also have SOULS and we prize them even more, and you might say that we stuffed our mind with the KJV (as much as we can) for is it not proper to know the word of GOD (by the way I used your terms because they are just slightly incorrect and maybe it'll make you see that when we accepted JESUS and took him in our hearts we could do no less than, eagerly, take HIS words in our mind)

I am pleased to hear that you are still a virgin and your damantion through homerism can still be averted.

WHen you talk about no sex drive it does not mean you have to consider yourself an hommer to belong.

JESUS abhors hommers, but he finds those that "contain", as yourself, an higher (if difficult) choice.

"But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn"

1 corinthians 7:9

Some have emasculated themselves trying to become, for the love of GOD, the eunuch that you already are. Be proud and don't soil it with pseudo-homerism.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[scotty]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

This from a man who kisses the popes ring. Its all a matter of perspective isnt it, padre?

Hello Brother Guy, is that a real picture of you or your grandpa.

[nuclear12347]

Religious wackos that want to send the whole world to hell. You are all no better than Hitler or the Nazis. Quote your genocidal holy book all you want, but whoever god is isn't going to be defined in words or by a man with an ingenious imagination. A true god would judge by somebody's morals, and not by what kinky things they enjoy. I'm not gay myself, but that doesn't give me absolutely any right whatsoever to tell somebody else what they ought to be.

This thread is a good example of why people are ridding themselves of the myth that is religion. When truly good people come in and see this kind of garbage they throw up in their mouths and don't go to church the next Sunday.

"Bible has yet to be disproved."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
/breath
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
/dies laughing