[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I'm not here for God's amusement, you are here for my amusement, and you just fell right on the big red X. As we speak, I am contacting my network of sleeper agents. Expect a lot of new posts in this thread.

We receive many threats here, none more absurd than yours. We are waiting for your barbarian horde to descend. How long do you think it will be before you can marshal your forces? What should we do if they fail to arrive?

Jesus has warned us that we will suffer for Him and He has promised that we will be rewarded for it in Heaven. Check this out- Matthew 10:22

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Oh, you're calling the internet police, sweetie?



How cute!

Not so much "police" as "Internet". Expect lots of posts in this thread.

[Basilissa]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Not so much "police" as "Internet". Expect lots of posts in this thread.

The more people come to this Godly forum, the more souls we can save. Praise !

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

We receive many threats here, none more absurd than yours. We are waiting for your barbarian horde to descend. How long do you think it will be before you can marshal your forces? What should we do if they fail to arrive?

Jesus has warned us that we will suffer for Him and He has promised that we will be rewarded for it in Heaven. Check this out- Matthew 10:22

Arright then.

Let's make a deal.

If my troops arrive at this thread, then you must give up and turn the forum into an all purpose forum.

If they do not, I will leave.

[Back against wall]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Okay, I suppose I'll hang out here while I wait for my troops to get here.

I literally laughed at this comment. Its possibly the first laugh I've had here due to the fact that you whores are so tragic that it saddens me to know that you laugh in the face of your damnation.

So when your Minions get here, what kind of delightful troll tactics can we expect? Whatever it is, JesOS can handle it. Even giving it your best shot would be impotent. The ban, mute, and wrath buttons don't have a limitation, your friends from Minecraft do.

NanooNanoo.

[Basilissa]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Arright then.

Let's make a deal.

If my troops arrive at this thread, then you must give up and turn the forum into an all purpose forum.

If they do not, I will leave.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Okay, I suppose I'll hang out here while I wait for my troops to get here.

Do the other 12 year-old "troops" also live in Albemarle, NC, use Chromebooks and have Windstream DSL as their ISP? Or will they share your Chromebook and use the same IP address you are using now?

Just wondering.

In Christ

[Back against wall]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

We iz da internetz 1337 and haz mad skeelz

At what time do you think their parents are going to drop them off at your house because I have a grown up meeting to get to and I can't afford to be late.

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I'm sad that Des is missing all this excitement..

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Do the other 12 year-old "troops" also live in Albemarle, NC, use Chromebooks and have Windstream DSL as their ISP? Or will they share your Chromebook and use the same IP address you are using now?

Just wondering.

In Christ

Nope, they're all different computer users, from all walks of life, from all over the globe.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Nope, they're all different computer users, from all walks of life, from all over the globe.

None are here yet. I guess they all had to have their dinner and do their homework before they lay waste the Christians.

[Back against wall]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

from all walks of life, from all over the globe.

I'd hate to burst your bubble but Dorothy the Dinosaur and The Wiggles are currently pre-occupied. Best you call the League of Extraordinary WOW players.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I heard there were a lot of new teen boy visitors in this thread. What happened? Did I miss them already?!?!

[Evan Tomas]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I heard there were a lot of new teen boy visitors in this thread. What happened? Did I miss them already?!?!

You're not too late. I hereby offer myself to you...

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

You're not too late. I hereby offer myself to you...

Wait up, buddy! We don't even know you. Tell us about yourself. What church do you go to? What's your favorite part of the Bible? How did you find Jesus? Why have you named yourself after an ancient Egyptian pagan deity?

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I do not believe in spanking. Never did.

I do as God tells in in the Holy Bible, I use the Rod because I love my children.
Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Though I'll have to admit, from time to time, there have been difficult ones that simply do not pay attention. A good shaking (never hitting) gets the demons to let loose of the poor child's soul and after 15 minutes or so of vigorous effort, I find the child to become quiet and respectful.

Then there are to 'problem cases' and God of course, provided us with the simple solution to that.
Deuteronomy 21:18-21
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.