[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Gonna preface this with the following...thing(can't think of the word): I am 100% serious about any and all information about myself.

Obviously you've never met toddler me. I remember every stupid shenanigan I got myself into as a tot. IN HIGH DEF.

For example, I can remember the exact place and time I got married(my preschooler self was not the smartest kid on the playground).

Funny thing though? I have a minor Asperger's problem, but my IQ is over 171.

I know this for one reason: I recently took an IQ test and that was the result.

I've also become notoriously good at hiding my Asperger's. No matter how much someone enrages me, I stay calm, cool, and on top of the situation. It's very hard to make me lose my cool.

P.S.: I have a thread request. Could you guys review the game "Super Smash Bros."?

P.P.S.: Wow you and I got off-track. That was NOT the question I asked. What I asked was, you would rather your child walk the earth scarred for life with PTSD than have him disobey you. That's fucked up tbh

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Gonna preface this with the following...thing(can't think of the word): I am 100% serious about any and all information about myself.

Obviously you've never met toddler me. I remember every stupid shenanigan I got myself into as a tot. IN HIGH DEF.

For example, I can remember the exact place and time I got married(my preschooler self was not the smartest kid on the playground).

Funny thing though? I have a minor Asperger's problem, but my IQ is over 171.

I know this for one reason: I recently took an IQ test and that was the result.

I've also become notoriously good at hiding my Asperger's. No matter how much someone enrages me, I stay calm, cool, and on top of the situation. It's very hard to make me lose my cool.

P.S.: I have a thread request. Could you guys review the game "Super Smash Bros."?

Friend, I suspect you have more than a "minor" problem with the Aspergers curse that is staining your filthy soul, because you shun your Savior, Jesus Christ.

Read more here on just how evil your affliction can be.

In Christ

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Friend, I suspect you have more than a "minor" problem with the Aspergers curse that is staining your filthy soul, because you shun your Savior, Jesus Christ.

Read more here on just how evil your affliction can be.

In Christ

I must must respectfully inform you that you have posted off topic from my original reply, which read as follows, except not in that exact order:

"So you would essentially give a toddler PTSD in order to keep it from something you say is a choice?"

PS: My personality is pretty much the opposite of what you would expect from an Asperger's patient.

I don't fly off the handle like other Asperger's disease patients. If anything the closest I come to flying is my insane sprint speed.

[Basilissa]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I must must respectfully inform you that you have posted off topic from my original reply, which read as follows, except not in that exact order:

"So you would essentially give a toddler PTSD in order to keep it from something you say is a choice?"

PS: My personality is pretty much the opposite of what you would expect from an Asperger's patient.

I don't fly off the handle like other Asperger's disease patients. If anything the closest I come to flying is my insane sprint speed.

Oh, so are you planning to do a shooting on a community campus just like that other Assberger did?

[Back against wall]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

PTSD (like Gayness and ADHD) can be treated and cured with a good caning. You kids with all your alphabet soup diagnostics.

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Oh, so are you planning to do a shooting on a community campus just like that other Assberger did?

I neither have the means, nor the intent of doing so.

The most violent I ever got was swinging my NERF staff around.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I must must respectfully inform you that you have posted off topic from my original reply, which read as follows, except not in that exact order:

"So you would essentially give a toddler PTSD in order to keep it from something you say is a choice?"

I'll ignore the snottiness in your reply; we are accustomed to the rudeness and hatred that fills unsaved scum when they reject God.

Son, do you have any idea how miserable it is to choose to be a mud-packing homo? I wasted 25 years of my life coupled to strange men in public restroom stalls and pay-by-the hour seedy motels (and I do mean literally seedy). I was never happy unless I had accomplished at least ten queer trysts per day. Leaking from my rectum, nauseous from a belly full of gay baby batter. I didn't eat or sleep much at all. If there was fagging to be done, I wanted in on the action. Does this sound like an attractive life?

Then my doctor warned me that a colostomy bag was in my future if I did not cease the sodomy. The sigmoid colon can only take so much pounding before the tissue simply cannot heal again. I turned to Jesus and was fag-free from that moment on.

So a few slaps here and there, to discourage a young tot from a life of gayness, is nothing compared to the bleak future of homelessness, poverty, disease, despair and death as a degenerate homo.

In Christ

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I'll ignore the snottiness in your reply; we are accustomed to the rudeness and hatred that fills unsaved scum when they reject God.

Son, do you have any idea how miserable it is to choose to be a mud-packing homo? I wasted 25 years of my life coupled to strange men in public restroom stalls and pay-by-the hour seedy motels. I was never happy unless I had accomplished at least ten queer trysts per day. Leaking from my rectum, nauseous from a belly full of gay baby batter. I didn't eat or sleep much at all. If there was fagging to be done, I wanted in on the action. Does this sound like an attractive life?

Then my doctor warned me that a colostomy bag was in my future if I did not cease the sodomy. The sigmoid colon can only take so much pounding before the tissue simply cannot heal again. I turned to Jesus and was fag-free from that moment on.

So a few slaps here and there, to discourage a young tot from a life of gayness, is nothing compared to the bleak future of homelessness, poverty, disease, despair and death as a degenerate homo.

In Christ

I liked that post so much I wanna show my friends, how do I get a hyperlink to it?

[Basilissa]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I neither have the means, nor the intent of doing so.

The most violent I ever got was swinging my NERF staff around.

I suppose every serial killer has to start somehow. I will pray to Jesus that you won't go down that path.

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I suppose every serial killer has to start somehow. I will pray to Jesus that you won't go down that path.

Consider your prayers answered, I was never going to go down that path to begin with.

But seriously, is there any way I can get a hyperlink to a specific reply?

[Back against wall]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Consider your prayers answered, I was never going to go down that path to begin with.

But seriously, is there any way I can get a hyperlink to a specific reply?

Is that why you think we are all here, for your amusement? I think you're missing the point. A better question would be how you got friends in the first place.

Lets get this straight. You are here for Gods amusement. It amuses him to see what a fool you have become and it pleases him to see you become the Christian you can be. Seriously young lady, surely there are better ways to amuse yourself, like buying a new pair of pumps or waxing your vagina?.

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

Is that why you think we are all here, for your amusement? I think you're missing the point. A better question would be how you got friends in the first place.

Lets get this straight. You are here for Gods amusement. It amuses him to see what a fool you have become and it pleases him to see you become the Christian you can be. Seriously young lady, surely there are better ways to amuse yourself, like buying a new pair of pumps or waxing your vagina?.

I'm not here for God's amusement, you are here for my amusement, and you just fell right on the big red X. As we speak, I am contacting my network of sleeper agents. Expect a lot of new posts in this thread.

[Back against wall]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

We welcome all newcomers. The only big red X in here is the one Jesus placed on your forehead.

[Son of satan]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

We welcome all newcomers. The only big red X in here is the one Jesus placed on your forehead.

Okay, I suppose I'll hang out here while I wait for my troops to get here.

[Basilissa]

Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

I'm not here for God's amusement, you are here for my amusement, and you just fell right on the big red X. As we speak, I am contacting my network of sleeper agents. Expect a lot of new posts in this thread.

Oh, you're calling the internet police, sweetie?



How cute!