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  • Ph0enix808
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2015
    • 140

    #136
    Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

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    Proverbs 15:26 - The thoughts of the wicked [are] an abomination to the LORD: but [the words] of the pure [are] pleasant words

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    • JimmyJones
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      • Jan 2016
      • 15

      #137
      Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

      Is this abomination hot?

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2189

        #138
        Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

        Originally posted by JimmyJones View Post
        Is this abomination hot?
        Hi Jimmy,

        I am not sure what you are trying to communicate here but I will try to answer your question.

        According to Christians, abominations are going to hell. Hell is is hot.

        To me it seems you get the jest but you failed to formulate it correctly.

        Kind regards, Roland
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • JimmyJones
          Unsaved trash
          • Jan 2016
          • 15

          #139
          Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

          Dear Roland


          Thank you for patience & guidance. Lord knows I need it. new as I am to the one true faith, I guess spiritually I'm still something of a toddler myself. How would u deal with me, say in the privacy of your chambers?

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          • I Man Rastafari
            Possibly retarded pothead
            • Oct 2015
            • 1019

            #140
            Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

            Are you a false Christian Jimmy? I am unfamiliar with white people though I am studying them at this time and I can not tell if you are one of the heathens who comes here or a retarded person who thinks he may be Christian. I am a different sort of Christian than these Baptists but I also follow the Bible's rules. I think that you may be some kind of pervert. In Leviticus 20:13 we are told to kill homosexuals. I am trying to avoid violating any laws here in Babylon because I am a Black man and must stay away from the police but these Baptists can be expected to follow God's commandments when they are dealing with their own web site. They probably know where you are by now and they may come to catch you.
            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            • JimmyJones
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2016
              • 15

              #141
              Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
              Are you a false Christian Jimmy? I am unfamiliar with white people though I am studying them at this time and I can not tell if you are one of the heathens who comes here or a retarded person who thinks he may be Christian. I am a different sort of Christian than these Baptists but I also follow the Bible's rules. I think that you may be some kind of pervert. In Leviticus 20:13 we are told to kill homosexuals. I am trying to avoid violating any laws here in Babylon because I am a Black man and must stay away from the police but these Baptists can be expected to follow God's commandments when they are dealing with their own web site. They probably know where you are by now and they may come to catch you.

              Dear I Man Rastafari
              I am quite hurt by your suggestions. Believe me my for is anything but false. I am also only slightly retarded, which I think makes me a more beloved child of God, than a gollywog like yourself. Please remember your place hewer of wood & drawer of water.

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              • AtheismTheBest
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                • Feb 2016
                • 7

                #142
                Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                You don't.

                Instead of that you call 911 and report her.

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #143
                  Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                  Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
                  You don't.

                  Instead of that you call 911 and report her.
                  Report her for having a gay toddler? I can't see how that would solve the problem. That would still leave a toddler that would have to be cured of gaysexualism.

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                  • AtheismTheBest
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                    • Feb 2016
                    • 7

                    #144
                    Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    Report her for having a gay toddler? I can't see how that would solve the problem. That would still leave a toddler that would have to be cured of gaysexualism.
                    Man, gay person is still a human. Have you heard of freedom of sexuality?
                    It's 21st century, not 14th.

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #145
                      Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                      Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
                      Man, gay person is still a human. Have you heard of freedom of sexuality?
                      It's 21st century, not 14th.
                      Hell is not bound to any century, Jesus has always thrown gaysexuals in hell and always will. Well, at least until his second coming.

                      As you said is, gaysexuality is a deathstyle choice. No one is born as gaysexual, so people can make the choice of leaving the life in sin behind as well.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #146
                        Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                        Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
                        ...Have you heard of freedom of sexuality?...
                        Not in the Constitution. Or the Bible.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23765

                          #147
                          Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                          Originally posted by AtheismTheBest View Post
                          You don't.

                          Instead of that you call 911 and report her.
                          Before 911, people did report their gay children. Thy dropped them off in appropriate containers that would keep other children safe from their influence until a time at which the proper authorities could pick it up and administer punishment. With recent cut-backs, most municipalities don't offer this service, and parents are expected to punish their gay toddlers at home. You can thank Obama for that, too.




                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Vessel of Christ
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2016
                            • 74

                            #148
                            Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                            One of our members (who wishes to remain anonymous) asked me how to spank her (suspected) gay toddler. I guess she might be worried that the child might actually enjoy spanking (you know how kinky homers are). Anyway, any advice would be appreciated.
                            You must be the love of Jesus into its gay bottom! Proverbs 23:14 "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                            I would suggest you take the toddler, and beat the gay out of him, and beat Jesus into him! While you are doing the beating you should read scripture to the sinful toddler. I suggest you repeat the following verses during the beating.


                            Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."


                            1 Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"


                            Jude 1:7 " Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."



                            Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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                            • TheLocalGamer
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2016
                              • 14

                              #149
                              Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                              Spanking will do no good, neither will ANY form of punishment.

                              Here's a little something for you Spanking-supporters:


                              “So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets."
                              -Matthew 7:12


                              So do you want the same punishments? I thought so.

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                              • TheLocalGamer
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                                • Apr 2016
                                • 14

                                #150
                                Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler?

                                And TECHNICALLY, wouldn't it be the PARENTS' sinful acts of adultery that brought this, quote-on-quote, "abomination" onto the Earth?

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