Really, what is with you people?

[exfaggot]

I belong to a church, Metro Calvary, www.metrocalvary.org And I have NEVER seen "Christians" do this. Why are you here? This internet meme is far well gone. Nobody cares about you trolls anymore. If it is for attention, leave. Do you pleasure yourself watching people's reactions? I guess so. Its funny how you atheists can go to this level and still sleep at night. Have fun.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I belong to a church, Metro Calvary, www.metrocalvary.org And I have NEVER seen "Christians" do this. Why are you here? This internet meme is far well gone. Nobody cares about you trolls anymore. If it is for attention, leave. Do you pleasure yourself watching people's reactions? I guess so. Its funny how you atheists can go to this level and still sleep at night. Have fun.

Brother, I agree with you. We have had many imposters on this website lately, it seems that are pretending to be True Christians™ just to make fun of us. Disgusting.

Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man. (Psalm 5:6)

Oh yeah, the link to your church is broken. I hope it's a Baptist church and not some satanic Mary-worshipping crackhouse.

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Exodus 20:3)

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I belong to a church, Metro Calvary, www.metrocalvary.org And I have NEVER seen "Christians" do this. Why are you here? This internet meme is far well gone. Nobody cares about you trolls anymore. If it is for attention, leave. Do you pleasure yourself watching people's reactions? I guess so. Its funny how you atheists can go to this level and still sleep at night. Have fun.

I am not an atheist. This is the truth.

You however claim to be a Christian, yet you do not like what we do? What we do is follow the Bible. To the letter. Do you not? And if you do not, how can you claim to be a Christian? It's extremely sad that you have never seen Christians follow the Bible before.

But not at all surprising. We do live in a world of hypocrites.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

Calvary, isn't that the one that was started by a bunch of hippies back in the 1960's?

Yep, Chuck Smith decided to start his own church in 1965, and when it wasn't going anywhere decided to go to whore his daughter out to the hippies to bring 'em in. Seems to have worked too. Lonnie Frisbee did the rest.

Lets look at some of their false beliefs

Calvary strongly sides with Arminianism, which contends that Jesus died "for the whole world"
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

They believe in the Gifts of tounges
Acts 2
4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
5And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven.
6Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language.
7And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans?
8And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born?
So tell me when you speak in tongues, do people of other cultures understand you? Because what I have never seen that "miracle".

Ah, I have to finish later, family emergency

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I belong to a church, Metro Calvary, www.metrocalvary.org And I have NEVER seen "Christians" do this. Why are you here? This internet meme is far well gone. Nobody cares about you trolls anymore. If it is for attention, leave. Do you pleasure yourself watching people's reactions? I guess so. Its funny how you atheists can go to this level and still sleep at night. Have fun.

I for one am no atheist and have been with God since the mid 1980's and I can vouch for each and every True Christian's dedication to following the Word of God, to the TEE. How DARE you come in here and mock, when all we are doing is following the Word of God to the LETTER: KJV 1611. Perhaps the "Christians" you have seen are the fluffy bunny types, who only glance at the bible when the Pastor gives them a little "lovey dovey" scripture or verse to read. THEY are the false Christians as they are NOT taking the Lord's Word in its entirety.

We LOVE the Lord entirely, not just the "pretty parts". Perhaps you find offence as to how we Love God because you are incapable of accepting ALL parts of Him. If you don't, it is YOU who is a failure in the eyes of The Lord and NOT the other way around!

Don't even attempt to make God "fit" to how you want him to be, because if you do, you will end up with all the other DAMNED.

To add insult to injury, you did not even have the COMMON COURTESY to make an introduction thread.

I can do nothing more but pray for you.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

Okay, back sorry about that...

Calvary Chapel does not regard baptism as necessary for salvation
Matthew 3
13 Then cometh Jesus from Galilee to Jordan unto John, to be baptized of him. 14 But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me? 15 And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be sonow:forthusit becomethusto fulfilallrighteousness. Then he suffered him. 16 And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: 17 And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.

Oh and there's this one
During the late 1970s and early 1980s, Chuck Smith wrote and published a prophetic timeline that predicted the Rapture would occur in 1981

Deuteronomy 18:22 When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

So we have yet another false Christian calling us Christian.

[exfaggot]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I have gone to other churches as well. I had only gone to A Calvary Chapel for the in depth bible study. And yes, they did baptisims. I was reading a story on here, To put rats on your wife's chest for watching CNN? Really?
I don't think Jesus would do that.

PS, try to stop taking scripture out of context.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

PS, try to stop taking scripture out of context.

Explain how anyone here has done so, and explain what the correct context is. Either that, or apologize.

[biza the godmocker]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I have gone to other churches as well. I had only gone to A Calvary Chapel for the in depth bible study. And yes, they did baptisims. I was reading a story on here, To put rats on your wife's chest for watching CNN? Really?
I don't think Jesus would do that.

PS, try to stop taking scripture out of context.

Thank you Ex faggot!

Finally someone else who sees that they are overreacting. My mom is christian and SHE knows that the earth is round.
She says that you have misread the bible( understood it in a wrong way)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

Thank you Ex faggot!

Finally someone else who sees that they are overreacting. My mom is christian and SHE knows that the earth is round.
She says that you have misread the bible( understood it in a wrong way)

Your mother obviously a harlot and a false Christian. What church does your father take you to?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

I have gone to other churches as well. I had only gone to A Calvary Chapel for the in depth bible study. And yes, they did baptisims. I was reading a story on here, To put rats on your wife's chest for watching CNN? Really?
I don't think Jesus would do that.

It was her abdomen. I did it to save her from Hell. I suppose you would have just let her burn for all eternity. You act like her disobedience was no big deal. I think you are the atheist.

PS, try to stop taking scripture out of context.

Each and every verse is a gem that stands on its own.

[Madison007]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

How dare you call us atheists! I have been saved by the Lord, thank you very much.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

The correct link for ex-faggot's church is http://metrocalvary.org/

Here are their beliefs.

Note #2: We believe that the scriptures of the Old and New Testaments are the Word of God, fully inspired without error in the original manuscripts, and the infallible rule of faith and practice.

That's right, they believe the Bible is the inerrant Word of God, "in the original manuscripts", which no longer exist.

They believe that God is so weak and incompetent that He has allowed His Word to become corrupted and changed in its meaning. They believe that He has less control over His copyright than Danielle Steele.

At least we can agree on them with most issues. For example:

Human Sexuality – We believe that legitimate sexual relations are exercised solely within marriage. Hence, sexual activities, such as, but not limited to, adultery, fornication, incest, homosexuality, pedophilia, and bestiality are inconsistent with the teachings of the Bible and the Church. Further, lascivious behavior, the creation and/or distribution and/or viewing of pornography, and efforts to alter one’s gender, are incompatible with the biblical witness. Marriage has been ordained (or established) by God. This church recognizes marriage as exclusively the legal union of one man and one woman in which such union is a lifetime commitment.

Religious Schools: (option for parent/guardian)

At least one parent or guardian:

1. must be a Christian who is in agreement with the school’s Statement of Faith and is a member, or regularly attending, a local church;
2. is not participating in practices that are in known violation of law, or are inconsistent with the school’s Statement of Faith including, but not limited to, the provision on human sexuality.

Hurray! No children of homosexuals allowed in their schools!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

The correct link for ex-faggot's church is http://metrocalvary.org/

Here are their beliefs.

Note #2: We believe that the scriptures of the Old and New Testaments are the Word of God, fully inspired without error in the original manuscripts, and the infallible rule of faith and practice.

That's right, they believe the Bible is the inerrant Word of God, "in the original manuscripts", which no longer exist.

They believe that God is so weak and incompetent that He has allowed His Word to become corrupted and changed in its meaning. They believe that He has less control over His copyright than Danielle Steele.

At least we can agree on them with most issues. For example:
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Hurray! No children of homosexuals allowed in their schools!

We believe that legitimate sexual relations are exercised solely within marriage. Hence, sexual activities, such as, but not limited to, adultery, fornication, incest, homosexuality, pedophilia, and bestiality are inconsistent with the teachings of the Bible and the Church.

Except in Canada homosexuality can be done within a legal marriage, so I'm a little confused. Are the children of married homers allowed in?

I have gone to other churches as well. I had only gone to A Calvary Chapel for the in depth bible study. And yes, they did baptisims.

I didn't say they did not do baptisms, I said that they don't believe that baptism is necessary for redemption. Well if it wasn't necessary, then why would Jesus of bothered to been baptized? He was the one who least needed it.
Matthew 3
13 Then cometh Jesus from Galilee to Jordan unto John, to be baptized of him. 14 But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me? 15 And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: forthusit become thus to fulfil all righteousness. Then he suffered him. 16 And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: 17 And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.

I was reading a story on here, To put rats on your wife's chest for watching CNN? Really?
I don't think Jesus would do that.

Jesus wasn't married, how do you know how he would treat a wife? He rejected his mother and brothers. Sure, I think what Brother Billy Bob did was harsh, but it's his family and he is head of his household. I have no more right to question him than he does to question Jesus.

1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

PS, try to stop taking scripture out of context.

Please point out where we are taking scriputre out of context. It is you who is taking white-out to the Bible and only reading the parts you want to. I've posted scripture to back up everyone of my points, you have posted nothing from the Bible, just what you feel, what you think. Do you think you are God? Do you think your opinion matters to me? Unless you can back your points up with scripture, I'm not interested.

Finally someone else who sees that they are overreacting. My mom is christian and SHE knows that the earth is round.
She says that you have misread the bible( understood it in a wrong way)

Well your mother is another fuzzy bunny false Christian. The Bible clearly states that the Earth is flat as our good Brothers have shown here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617

If your mother denies that the Bible says the world is flat, then she denies the Bible and denies God. Then again she did raise an atheist godmocker, so I guess that's pretty good proof of how strong her faith is.

[exfaggot]

Re: Really, what is with you people?

You know what? I'm done with you hypocrites mocking the bible. Your almost as bad as Fred Phelps. The bible IS THE ORIGINAL MANUSCRIPT. Metro doesn't mean copyrights. Dear gosh, you don't have to be baptized to go to heaven. Say someone accepted Jesus into their heart and really meant it and the next second they got hit by a bus. I don't think he would go to hell just because he wasn't baptized.