[Lisa H]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

omg! You cant make people gay ffs! it's something you're born with!2

Where you born gay and stupid, or born stupid and turned gay?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

omg! You cant make people gay ffs! it's something you're born with!2

Stop blaming your parents and start taking some responsibility!

[Grace Miller]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

Sigh, these accusations about me being lesbian are all wrong!

I realized after introducing myself that I forgot to mention an important fact about a new guy in our neighborhood that dresses something like this...



My other Christian friend who is NOT homo also has suspicions about him and has told me that other people who've been seen conversing with him have turned a bit homo these days.

Although if you're accusations turn out true, which they are NOT, thank you very much. I am definitely not a man who dresses in woman clothes. I am a woman who dresses in appropriate attire for her age and status.

I am currently in training by my mother so that when a true Christian man is chosen for me, I may cook and satisfy him as God has intended.

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

Sigh, these accusations about me being lesbian are all wrong!

I realized after introducing myself that I forgot to mention an important fact about a new guy in our neighborhood that dresses something like this...



My other Christian friend who is NOT homo also has suspicions about him and has told me that other people who've been seen conversing with him have turned a bit homo these days.

Although if you're accusations turn out true, which they are NOT, thank you very much. I am definitely not a man who dresses in woman clothes. I am a woman who dresses in appropriate attire for her age and status.

I am currently in training by my mother so that when a true Christian man is chosen for me, I may cook and satisfy him as God has intended.

You obviously don't live in a very good neighborhood. Is your father a poor provider? Perhaps, assuming you are telling the truth and are not a lesbian, your father should find a suitable Christian husband for you and arrange a profitable marriage.

How are your pie baking skills?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

Sigh, these accusations about me being lesbian are all wrong!

I realized after introducing myself that I forgot to mention an important fact about a new guy in our neighborhood that dresses something like this...



My other Christian friend who is NOT homo also has suspicions about him and has told me that other people who've been seen conversing with him have turned a bit homo these days.

Although if you're accusations turn out true, which they are NOT, thank you very much. I am definitely not a man who dresses in woman clothes. I am a woman who dresses in appropriate attire for her age and status.

I am currently in training by my mother so that when a true Christian man is chosen for me, I may cook and satisfy him as God has intended.

Well lets hope you don't turn him gay as well.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=33034&highlight=husband+homosexuality

[Jake Beck]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

I suggest explaining all of this to your father, and your pastor. If they are both Christian men, they will undoubtedly see that your family needs to move out of the neighborhood and get you back on the right path, in an expedited fashion. Ask your pastor to sweep the area and begin to bring the Word of God to these homos. Until you get out of there, carry your KJV Bible EVERYWHERE and spread the Word. Exile your "friends" and let them know that their homo deathstyle is wrong and sick, and it will cause them to go to the fiery pit of hell.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

Sigh, these accusations about me being lesbian are all wrong!

My other Christian friend who is NOT homo also has suspicions about him and has told me that other people who've been seen conversing with him have turned a bit homo these days.

Although if you're accusations turn out true, which they are NOT, thank you very much. I am definitely not a man who dresses in woman clothes. I am a woman who dresses in appropriate attire for her age and status.

I am currently in training by my mother so that when a true Christian man is chosen for me, I may cook and satisfy him as God has intended.

It seems your mind is always on homers, you talk about them all the time.
Stop being in denial. You are a very typical example of a homersexual, but don't you worry - if you stop your sinful behavior right now, and accept JESUS as your savior, you can be cured from this awful self-inflicted disease.

1 Timothy 2:5 (King James Version) - For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Jesus Christ.

[Grace Miller]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

Some of you are being very kind and I shall take you advice immediately, and inform my father that it is high time we moved from our neighborhood, and that a Christian man in my life is very important. I shall also make sure to carry the bible with me at all times. As for my old friends... They were nice when they were on the path of Jesus, but now that they've turned towards the homo lifestyle, I'm sure God will lead me to better friends.

As for the rest of you who are still quite determined to say I'm the gay, you guys seem to be the one's obsessed with homos. I respect your opinion, but will take the advice of the nicer men.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I can understand you are distressed at some of the replies, but you have to admit that it is you who IS the common thread with them near ALL becoming homers.

I also still fail to understand something. If as you claim you are a good Christian woman, why are you associating with makeup wearing satan worshipping fags? Are you some type of groupy "fag-hag"?

YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[Lisa H]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

Sigh, these accusations about me being lesbian are all wrong!

I realized after introducing myself that I forgot to mention an important fact about a new guy in our neighborhood that dresses something like this...



My other Christian friend who is NOT homo also has suspicions about him and has told me that other people who've been seen conversing with him have turned a bit homo these days.

Although if you're accusations turn out true, which they are NOT, thank you very much. I am definitely not a man who dresses in woman clothes. I am a woman who dresses in appropriate attire for her age and status.

I am currently in training by my mother so that when a true Christian man is chosen for me, I may cook and satisfy him as God has intended.

Grace you are showing classic gay signals.

1. Blaming others for your gayness. In your case it is this new guy. You are jealous that this guy will steal your girlfriends.
2. Being anti men. When ever a True Christian man has spoken to you have been aggressive towards them.
3. Overt denial of being a gay. All gays go through this before comming out of the closet.

I asked you before to re-evaluate yourself about being gay, so stop with the denial so people can help you.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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@ Grace

You poor thing. It sounds to me like the reason you are gay is because there was no man around to beat you for it. I pray that you will find a True Christian(tm) man like I have who can beat some sense into you. (My husband is patting me on the head right now, because I am right, as I always am when I plagiarize him.)

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Jake Beck]

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@ Grace

You poor thing. It sounds to me like the reason you are gay is because there was no man around to beat you for it. I pray that you will find a True Christian™ man like I have who can beat some sense into you. (My husband is patting me on the head right now, because I am right, as I always am when I plagiarize him.)

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

Mrs. Jenkins, your husband and you are quite right.

To miss Grace. I have a few male cousins my age, all of whom are looking for wives. If your father can get you straightened out, perhaps you would be interested in meeting with one or two of them, I will personally chaperone if need be. As another point of advice, listen closely to what the True Christians™ have to say to you, they are 100% right. Here we follow the KJV Bible to the letter, every verse of every book. The True Christians™ are loving people who only want to spread the world and see people get Saved©

[SecretFalcon]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

First, I wouldn't stay 5 feet from them, I'd make sure I never see them again. If they are actually trying to touch you, alarm bells should be ringing in your mind saying "ARE YOU STUPID!? GET AWAY FROM THIS FILTH!"

Second, I'd make sure you tell them just how disgustingly wrong this is. You said they seem to talk to you like you see nothing wrong with it. Why is that? Start showing HARD FIRM PROOF that EVERYTHING is wrong with being homosexual...

Third, make sure you have at least SOME true Christian friends... I hope all your friends aren't as loose as the fags that you have at the moment... Meet people where their faith is grounded and their heads are toward Jesus. Leave the scum of this earth...

[Lisa H]

Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

First, I wouldn't stay 5 feet from them, I'd make sure I never see them again. If they are actually trying to touch you, alarm bells should be ringing in your mind saying "ARE YOU STUPID!? GET AWAY FROM THIS FILTH!"

Second, I'd make sure you tell them just how disgustingly wrong this is. You said they seem to talk to you like you see nothing wrong with it. Why is that? Start showing HARD FIRM PROOF that EVERYTHING is wrong with being homosexual...

Third, make sure you have at least SOME true Christian friends... I hope all your friends aren't as loose as the fags that you have at the moment... Meet people where their faith is grounded and their heads are toward Jesus. Leave the scum of this earth...

Grace is the one that is turning her friends gay. She is in denial about her gayness.

[SecretFalcon]

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Grace is the one that is turning her friends gay. She is in denial about her gayness.

That's what I was thinking, and I hope that God shows her the path of salvation, and to leave her sin behind including all of her evil satanic friends. Even if she weren't gay, is would make no sense for her friends to approach her like that. And ALL of them at that... It is suspicious.