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  • LOLWTF
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Nov 2007
    • 8

    #1

    you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

    LOL
    I didn't think people like you existed on earth anymore.

    Narrow minded freaks who worship some spirit that lives in the sky.

    Please.
    Its the 21'st century, not 1bc hah.


    Losers!
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #2
    Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

    Being an ignorant faggot is no way to impress Christ. You must give up being a butt worshiping troglodyte and give your heart to Jesus before He kills you and sends you to Hell.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • LOLWTF
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Nov 2007
      • 8

      #3
      Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      Being an ignorant faggot is no way to impress Christ. You must give up being a butt worshiping troglodyte and give your heart to Jesus before He kills you and sends you to Hell.
      Jesus is a lie, princess.
      I don't want to impress a myth haha, its not worth my time.
      Give up being gay?
      That's not being myself, sweetheart! And again, a myth can't kill you

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

        Originally posted by LOLWTF View Post
        Jesus is a lie, princess.
        I don't want to impress a myth haha, its not worth my time.
        Give up being gay?
        That's not being myself, sweetheart! And again, a myth can't kill you
        Why do you say Jesus is a myth friend? The Bible devotes four books to Him. That is far more sources than we have on Alexander the Great. Do you also think Alexander the Great is a myth or do we have a double standard here?

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • LOLWTF
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Nov 2007
          • 8

          #5
          Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Why do you say Jesus is a myth friend? The Bible devotes four books to Him. That is far more sources than we have on Alexander the Great. Do you also think Alexander the Great is a myth or do we have a double standard here?
          If I knew what alexander the great was then maybe I could answer that, but honestly, if, and im only saying IF, god made me, then he must have known I'd be gay? Haha.

          Its true.
          I win at life and you country bumpkins don't.
          You are all like amish people, only believe in one thing and all.
          Religion is the cause of all wars.
          Make love not war with whoever you want.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

            Originally posted by LOLWTF View Post
            If I knew what alexander the great was then maybe I could answer that,
            So in other words you're a bore and idiot?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • LOLWTF
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Nov 2007
              • 8

              #7
              Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              So in other words you're a bore and idiot?
              Bore?
              No.

              I'm great.
              Come party with me and ill show you a good time.
              Ever had man meat up inside you?
              You'll loveeeee it.

              I can deep throat anyone btw

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                So in other words you're a bore and idiot?

                I can now say that I finally understand the colloquial expression "down under" when applied to Australians.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Brother Guy Bayard
                  Anvil of the Antipodes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1271

                  #9
                  Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                  For some reason you think that forcing genitals down your throat increases your IQ. In your case it probably does.
                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 6572

                    #10
                    Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                    Originally posted by LOLWTF View Post
                    Bore?
                    No.

                    I'm great.
                    Come party with me and ill show you a good time.
                    Ever had man meat up inside you?
                    You'll loveeeee it.

                    I can deep throat anyone btw
                    Well, you've already shown us a good time by proving our argument that the homosexual movement has nothing to do with "equal rights" and is actually about the narciccistic need that gays have to disgust everyone around with their perversions.

                    A lot of men have fetishes for fat women, but do you see them having fat fetish parades and bursting into other peoples forums to shout pornographic descritpinos of fat sex?

                    Do you see them demanding that TV shows have fat-fetish characters, or that entire elections become referendums on fat-fetishism, or call everyone bigots just beause they don't want to watch them wiggle fat butts all over the place?

                    It makes me laugh every time I hear the term "in the closet". You queers can't survive for a day without being the center of attention, let alone being treated equally (which is exactly the treatment you get when pretending to be straihgt, BTW). It reminds me of playing hide-and-go-seek with my kids, who hide for two seconds then start shouting "I'm over here! Come find me!"

                    And the more tolerance you queers get, the more perverted you have to become in order to get attention. Holding hands in public doesn't shock enough anymore, so you have to get into leather, and crossdressing....That's not shocking so much any more so next you'll be stuffing roaches up your butt, or whatever it takes to get that shock value that you crave. Anything to get your "LOOK AT ME DADDY" high.

                    you people make me sick
                    No, YOUR LIFESTYLE CHOICES made you sick! WE had nothing to do with it.

                    I get that you don't like what the Bible says about homosexuality, but what are you getting angry at US for? WE DIDN'T WRITE THE BIBLE. We just obey it. You're complaining to the wrong guy, drama queen.
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                    • Brother Guy Bayard
                      Anvil of the Antipodes
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1271

                      #11
                      Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                      this retard needs banning and his posts should be erased.
                      Just my opinion.
                      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #12
                        Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                        Christians don't make gay people sick. They make each other sick.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Andrew Barrick
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 93

                          #13
                          Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                          Look here, boy. There's only one way to say it:

                          Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                          Now repent before Jesus throws you into Hell!

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                          • Sister Noddy
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 1843

                            #14
                            Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                            Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View Post

                            Look here, boy. There's only one way to say it:

                            Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                            Now repent before Jesus throws you into Hell!
                            So true, Andrew! I see the GODLY pastors have already thrown his sorry blasphemous behind into forum-moderation ...

                            ... Hell comes later, after he dies of AIDS, of course!

                            The love of the Lord is mighty, His punishments for the wicked righteous and fair!
                            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #15
                              Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                              you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?
                              Silly little faggit. The AIDS and the demons in your colon are whats making you sick (and Hellbound).

                              Stop fondling other men's tallywhackers and pick up a KJV1611 Bible!

                              (wash your hands first, you depraved pervert)
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