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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #31
    Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

    Originally posted by Soylent Green! View Post
    Also Gays are welcomed by the working class.
    I'll be sure to stop by the staff-car maintenance garage and tell that to the tin-level tithers who work there.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Roberta
      Anti La Leche League Organizer
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 1817

      #32
      Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

      Originally posted by Soylent Green! View Post
      May the workers have mercy on you Roberta, for you Fundamentalist Christians will be the first to go when the workers rise up in America, but don't worry you can still save yourselves by supporting the workers of the world.

      Also Gays are welcomed by the working class.
      That's not true where I live. Working class (read normal) people do not like butt pirates at all!
      Last edited by Roberta; 08-25-2008, 11:24 AM.
      Come climb my mountains.

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      • jessiesue the halfwit
        Unsaved Trash Lover of sodomy
         
        • May 2008
        • 28

        #33
        Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

        dont lisen to these people why do you care what they think of you, they are wasting their days on here defending somthing they know nothing about and trying to take out anything that doesnt fit into thier perfect little community so, dont bother argueing youll just get infractions for being gay!
        sure!

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #34
          Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

          Excuse me, but we know everything there is to know about sodomites. We know they choose to be fairies or bulldykes. We know we can't follow God's punishment for them because of secular law. We know Jesus can cure them of their homersexual lusts if they let Him. We know very few sodomites make it to old age because of their sick deathstyle. We know sodomites are no more born that way than demon-infested children are born left-handed.
          All you think you know are the lies the Darwinists and left-wing media have fed you.
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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329

            #35
            Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Excuse me, but we know everything there is to know about sodomites. We know they choose to be fairies or bulldykes. We know we can't follow God's punishment for them because of secular law. We know Jesus can cure them of their homersexual lusts if they let Him. We know very few sodomites make it to old age because of their sick deathstyle. We know sodomites are no more born that way than demon-infested children are born left-handed.
            All you think you know are the lies the Darwinists and left-wing media have fed you.
            Thank you Sister M&M. There's even such a thing as a chubby chaser. I made the mistake of posting this picture on the "Scared Straight" thread and wound up with an excited homer asking for his email address.

            And, the part about secular law only counts if you get caught.
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • Libertarian-FTW
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2008
              • 11

              #36
              Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

              I admit that im not straight. I dont have a problem with people being gay, thats the way u are. Im not straight, and im glad the way I am. I wouldnt choose to be any other way.

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              • Bob4God
                Moderator
                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                Hands folded for Jesus
                 
                • Apr 2008
                • 5274

                #37
                Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                Many sodomites, or homosexuals as they prefer to call themselves, have told me that being gay is not a choice; that they have no control over their feelings.

                Being a Christian man on the STRAIGHT and narrow, I wouldn't know much about being a queer. However, I CAN tell you that the Bible clearly lists homosexuality as an abomination and utterly disgusting thing. It's a sin!

                Now, if you believe in JESUS CHRIST, as you should, you must also believe that He can deliver you FROM your sins! He can take away the urges, and your Christian friends can help as well, by keeping you accountable. Keep a sex journal and record any sexual thoughts or actions you have, and let your pastor read it at the end of every week to help make sure you're not backsliding.

                Even if the filthy urges don't entirely go away, you can still somewhat please GOD by remaining celibate for the rest of your life.
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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22878

                  #38
                  Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                  Originally posted by Libertarian-FTW View Post
                  I admit that im not straight. I dont have a problem with people being gay,
                  Well, you wouldn’t would you? All the more for your sinful lusts.
                  Im not straight, and im glad the way I am. I wouldnt choose to be any other way.
                  So says the man who has never felt the love of Christ! That’s the way to be friend.

                  Tell us, each time your depraved lust targets in on an innocent Christian, do you realize that, to the Christian, it feels like being stroked by a colostomy bag filled with cold liver? And you wonder why it homerism is an abomination unto God!

                  Change your lifestyle choice and learn to love Jesus!
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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #39
                    Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                    Many sodomites, or homosexuals as they prefer to call themselves, have told me that being gay is not a choice; that they have no control over their feelings.

                    Being a Christian man on the STRAIGHT and narrow, I wouldn't know much about being a queer. However, I CAN tell you that the Bible clearly lists homosexuality as an abomination and utterly disgusting thing. It's a sin!

                    Now, if you believe in JESUS CHRIST, as you should, you must also believe that He can deliver you FROM your sins! He can take away the urges, and your Christian friends can help as well, by keeping you accountable. Keep a sex journal and record any sexual thoughts or actions you have, and let your pastor read it at the end of every week to help make sure you're not backsliding.

                    Even if the filthy urges don't entirely go away, you can still somewhat please GOD by remaining celibate for the rest of your life.
                    I believe Herr Doktor will concur with me on this. He should post that journal here on this Godly forum so we can both condemn and help him on the path to Righteousness.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #40
                      Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                      Originally posted by Soylent Green! View Post
                      Also Gays are welcomed by the working class.
                      Don't be ridiculous. Poor people are very, very stupid, but they're not quite that stupid.
                      Originally posted by Libertarian-FTW View Post
                      I dont have a problem with people being gay, thats the way u are.
                      You have been assigned a huge batch of infraction points for your vile and slanderous attack on God's Favourite Church. Being gay is most certainly not the way we are. We are the largest collection of manly, heterosexual, not-angry, not-gay Christians the world has ever known, and I have 100% confidence that every single one of my Brethren-in-Christ is every bit as straight as Pastor Ezekiel Flint himself!
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #41
                        Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                        And, the part about secular law only counts if you get caught.
                        Also, secular law provides for self-defense, and arguing that you needed to defend yourself against a kweer will get you a lot of sympathy from juries in Freehold County.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #42
                          Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                          Many sodomites, or homosexuals as they prefer to call themselves, have told me that being gay is not a choice; that they have no control over their feelings.
                          Homers say lots of silly things, but Romans chapter 1 says that people turn homer as part of God's punishment for idolatry? Do they expect us to believe that they have no control over whether they worship idols?
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                          • Roberta
                            Anti La Leche League Organizer
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1817

                            #43
                            Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                            Originally posted by Libertarian-FTW View Post
                            I admit that im not straight. I dont have a problem with people being gay, thats the way u are. Im not straight, and im glad the way I am. I wouldnt choose to be any other way.
                            Dear Librarian,

                            Don't you feel degraded when a man puts his thingy in your dirty place? Is it really enjoyable being humiliated like that?

                            You are a faceless nobody on these boards but can you walk in the local sports pub and blatantly advertise "I'm here-I'm queer"? It must be difficult to associate with normal people all the while harbouring such a dark, nefarious secret!

                            As a woman, I particularly pity your poor mother. Oh, the shame she must bear. There are lots of sick people on this earth and pastors and psychiatrists are there to help. Please try to cure this malady before it's too late. Once Satan has his way with you, you will wish you had chosen to be "any other way".

                            Choose Jesus-FTW,

                            Robbie
                            Come climb my mountains.

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #44
                              Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                              Originally posted by Soylent Green! View Post
                              May the workers have mercy on you Roberta, for you Fundamentalist Christians will be the first to go when the workers rise up in America, but don't worry you can still save yourselves by supporting the workers of the world.
                              Translation: If you vote for Hussein Obsama, you MAY be allowed to flee to Argentina when Obsama's Communist Revolution (and the wholesale slaughter of all Christians and Capitalists) begins. This will happen shortly after he loses the election to John McCain.

                              Also Gays are welcomed by the working class.
                              This is true, and clearly explains why all the news stories of people "curb-stomping" homersexuals are reported at country clubs and outside restaurants with valet parking. Why, the fine young Christian men who executed Matthew Shepard for his sins against God were trust-fund babies, with net worths in the tens of millions; they only lived in a trailer court to demonstrate their affinity with the common man before returning to Harvard for their final semesters.
                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Homers say lots of silly things, but Romans chapter 1 says that people turn homer as part of God's punishment for idolatry? Do they expect us to believe that they have no control over whether they worship idols?
                              This would certainly explain all the boy-buggery committed by Catholic priests, Pastor!
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                              • Libertarian-FTW
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 11

                                #45
                                Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what?

                                whoever said i was gay? Im not gay. the idea of homosexual sex with another man makes me sick. why would i want to put my privates in the place where all the fecies comes out. Im not bisexual either. Im what you call asexual. I dont like anyone no matter if they are a man or a woman. I just dont experience any sexual attraction. I dont commit sodomy, masturbation or pre marital sex. I dont commit any sexual sins unlike alot of people do.

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