[LucifersTroll]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

ROFL!

Show me scientific fact that all queers have a tiny brain. Or are you going to say that science is the works of the DEVIL?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

ROFL!

Show me scientific fact that all queers have a tiny brain. Or are you going to say that science is the works of the DEVIL?

No, science is usually the work of Christ-hating joos who will do anything to destroy Christianity.

God never changes.

[wankiemikey]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Hey can I get a refund on my Baptisim? I don't think it took. But that water was so warm.

[LucifersTroll]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

No, science is usually the work of Christ-hating joos who will do anything to destroy Christianity.

God never changes.

ROFL. Science has been around as long as religion has. There is more science around you than there is religion.

And did you not hear, jesus was supposedly a jew. C'mon! Living at home with his mom in his 30's, all the signs point to yes!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

ROFL. Science has been around as long as religion has. There is more science around you than there is religion.

And did you not hear, jesus was supposedly a jew. C'mon! Living at home with his mom in his 30's, all the signs point to yes!

It takes imbecile trolls such as yourself to not only demonstrate your own ignorance, but to make the vast scholarship and knowledge of Landover Baptist illuminate the world by comparison.

Religion is much older than science, currently thought by "scientists" to date from Mousterian times when Neanderthal man walked the earth. The practice of "science" dates only from the Sumerians and Babylonia. Historically speaking, there is more religion around than "science".

It's time for your mommy to ground you, take away your Internet privileges, and for you to hit the books and do your homework.

[imback]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

It takes imbecile trolls such as yourself to not only demonstrate your own ignorance, but to make the vast scholarship and knowledge of Landover Baptist illuminate the world by comparison.

Religion is much older than science, currently thought by "scientists" to date from Mousterian times when Neanderthal man walked the earth. The practice of "science" dates only from the Sumerians and Babylonia. Historically speaking, there is more religion around than "science".

It's time for your mommy to ground you, take away your Internet privileges, and for you to hit the books and do your homework.

If you compare science to religion, science has produced a hell of a lot more good things in the world.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you compare science to religion, science has produced a hell of a lot more good things in the world.

All those gadgets won't put out the fires of hell when they are searing your bones.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

[imback]

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All those gadgets won't put out the fires of hell when they are searing your bones.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

Maybe not, if hell was real I could just put out that fire with some water.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

If you compare science to religion, science has produced a hell of a lot more good things in the world.

Oh sure, like making people think the world isn't 6,000 years old, & that catholics & women should have equal human rights. You won't find that in the Bible anywhere.

[imback]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Oh sure, like making people think the world isn't 6,000 years old, & that catholics & women should have equal human rights. You won't find that in the Bible anywhere.

Yes they should both have equal rights, there is evidence that the world is a hell of a lot older than that, I don't care what a piece of fiction says.

[Dearly Beloved]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

You realise that most dogs hump or lick anything, including other dogs and genitals, and if you shoot that innocent dog I will alert P.E.T.A and the authorities

I'm not sure who you are but that comment makes me like you a lot!

Personally I would be more concerned that a person honestly believed that an animal was trying to have sex with them.

Animals are exactly that - not humans.

Anyone who kills an animal to suit their own twisted belief is the one going to hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

I'm not sure who you are but that comment makes me like you a lot!

Personally I would be more concerned that a person honestly believed that an animal was trying to have sex with them.

Animals are exactly that - not humans.

Anyone who kills an animal to suit their own twisted belief is the one going to hell.

Nonsense. The Bible tells us that God gave Mankind animals to use as we see fit, with the exception of intercourse. We can kill them for any reason we like. That PETA is a communist front anyway. Take a look at THIS!

[Deaner]

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Anyone who kills an animal to suit their own twisted belief is the one going to hell.

I'm not going to kill it because of my twisted beliefs, I'm going to kill it because it's trying to lick my crackers. You say they're not intelligent and don't know what they're doing; so am I supposed to let a retard do the same thing?

[LucifersTroll]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

It takes imbecile trolls such as yourself to not only demonstrate your own ignorance, but to make the vast scholarship and knowledge of Landover Baptist illuminate the world by comparison.

Religion is much older than science, currently thought by "scientists" to date from Mousterian times when Neanderthal man walked the earth. The practice of "science" dates only from the Sumerians and Babylonia. Historically speaking, there is more religion around than "science".

It's time for your mommy to ground you, take away your Internet privileges, and for you to hit the books and do your homework.

Ha! Without science, you would not be able to function in everyday life you moron. Also without science, you would not be able to log onto the internet and repeatedly create hypocritical bashings over a tiny litte forum ALL because of your silly religious beliefs that everybody is lower on the totem pole than you.


So you claim that religion has been around longer than science. Show me proof of these accusations. Ahhhh, but without science, you would not be able to show me proof without the power of the internet.

You fail at life, do everybody a favor and just put the shotgun in your mouth and put your toe on the trigger.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

If you compare science to religion, science has produced a hell of a lot more good things in the world.

Perhaps you would like to show how your so-called "science" defines what is "good", or is that something you just pulled out of your rectum.

Ha! Without science, you would not be able to function in everyday life you mormon. Also without science, you would not be able to log onto the internet and repeatedly create hypocritical bashings over a tiny litte forum ALL because of your silly religious beliefs that everybody is lower on the totem pole than you.


So you claim that religion has been around longer than science. Show me proof of these accusations. Ahhhh, but without science, you would not be able to show me proof without the power of the internet.

You fail at life, do everybody a favor and just put the shotgun in your mouth and put your toe on the trigger.

According to your own "science" humans functioned in every day life without it.

I am using your own "science" to prove my point you gormless twit, I personally don't need it. The Bible (KJV1611) tells me that religion has been around since the Lord zapped everything into existence.