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  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388
    #46
    Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

    Originally posted by One Voice View Post
    Look, its completely normal for your dog to do this. What do I have to back up my claim? Other people has had similar events. Dogs humping them, Dogs humping each other ( and same sex), and ect. But it is completely normal, I assure you. The dogs just know that it feels good, so they do it for pleasure. So relax, don't get PETA on your trail, and don't kill your dog with a shotgun...
    One Voice, you seem like a very nice girl. I can't for the life of me figure out why you would want to advocate beastiality. Is that a West Virginia thing? I've heard a lot of rumors about people from your state, but I never thought there was any truth to them.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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      • UGUYSRCOOL
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2008
        • 5
        #47
        Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

        you guys are fuckin mental if you think you could kill a dog cuz it tried to lick your ball, first of all wtf was doing near you naked asss balls in the first place, second, im sorry if you balls smelled like fish cuz your a grubby dude.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2026
            • 15118
            #48
            Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

            Originally posted by UGUYSRCOOL View Post
            you guys are pifflein mental if you think you could kill a dog cuz it tried to lick your ball, first of all wtf was doing near you naked asss balls in the first place, second, im sorry if you balls smelled like fish cuz your a grubby dude.
            You just earned an Infraction for insulting the good people of these Forums.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • cornyjohn
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2008
                • 12
                #49
                Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                That's what I was thinking, I wonder what he did to provoke it. Maybe he was dressed up in one of those little french poodle outfits and making seductive growling sounds; grrrring "come hither" in doggy talk. He certainly doesn't sound like an innocent bystander to me.
                Uh, he probably wasn't doing anything. It's in a dog's nature to lick. I'm sorry, nobody is going to change the fact that a puppy likes to lick its owner. If said genitals were at the right height, then that's all he could reach to lick. There isn't anything wrong with that dog.

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567
                    #50
                    Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

                    Originally posted by cornyjohn View Post
                    Uh, he probably wasn't doing anything. It's in a dog's nature to lick. I'm sorry, nobody is going to change the fact that a puppy likes to lick its owner. If said genitals were at the right height, then that's all he could reach to lick. There isn't anything wrong with that dog.
                    Yes, because the feet, ankles, knees, and thighs were ALL out of reach?!

                    Sorry, not buying it. The dog is clearly a homer, or at least horribly confused about proper gender roles.

                    A good thrashing might cure it!
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                      • cornyjohn
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 12
                        #51
                        Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        Yes, because the feet, ankles, knees, and thighs were ALL out of reach?!

                        Sorry, not buying it. The dog is clearly a homer, or at least horribly confused about proper gender roles.

                        A good thrashing might cure it!
                        A dog lacks the intelligence to comprehend what "gay" is. Where in the Bible does God say dogs can't be gay?

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567
                            #52
                            Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

                            Originally posted by cornyjohn View Post
                            A dog lacks the intelligence to comprehend what "gay" is. Where in the Bible does God say dogs can't be gay?
                            Oh, so now you acknowledge that the dog IS a homersexual, and you just want to prove that it's OK with GOD?

                            You, sir, are a perverse monster. STOP thinking about my little Rover that way!
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                              • cornyjohn
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 12
                                #53
                                Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                Oh, so now you acknowledge that the dog IS a homersexual, and you just want to prove that it's OK with GOD?

                                You, sir, are a perverse monster. STOP thinking about my little Rover that way!
                                All I'm saying is that the dog doesn't know what straight is so how is it supposed to know what homosexual is?

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #54
                                    Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

                                    Originally posted by cornyjohn View Post
                                    Uh, he probably wasn't doing anything. It's in a dog's nature to lick. I'm sorry, nobody is going to change the fact that a puppy likes to lick its owner. If said genitals were at the right height, then that's all he could reach to lick. There isn't anything wrong with that dog.
                                    Friend, posting apologies for sodomite dogs isn't going to impress Jesus or us. Are you a Belgian or something?
                                    Originally posted by cornyjohn View Post
                                    A dog lacks the intelligence to comprehend what "gay" is. Where in the Bible does God say dogs can't be gay?
                                    Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
                                    Originally posted by cornyjohn View Post
                                    All I'm saying is that the dog doesn't know what straight is so how is it supposed to know what homosexual is?
                                    Being straight and normal is natural, being queer is not! Do you see ducks buggering cats in the street? Have you ever seen a horse trying to drive a car? NO! Because they know it's wrong! Why should fat Darwinist men training dogs to lick their privates be any different?
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • scotty
                                        Unsaved trash
                                         
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 40
                                        #55
                                        Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

                                        My friend licked my genitals so I shot him just like sister Noddy said to do.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #56
                                            Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

                                            Originally posted by scotty View Post
                                            My friend licked my genitals so I shot him just like sister Noddy said to do.
                                            Scotty; your lies and God-mockery are not amusing to us. You and your fag friends might be all giggling like schoolgirls right now, but believe you me, Jesus is not.

                                            Enjoy hell, smart aleck.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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