[brother damion (Quarantined)]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Perhaps you would like to show how your so-called "science" defines what is "good", or is that something you just pulled out of your rectum.



According to your own "science" humans functioned in every day life without it.

I am using your own "science" to prove my point you gormless twit, I personally don't need it. The Bible (KJV1611) tells me that religion has been around since the Lord zapped everything into existence.

yeah...they functioned without science...which made them barbarians. look at todays standards thanks to science. countries, such as ours, with high technology thanks to science, dont suicide bomb restaraunts because an invisible man said to do so. and if you say bush invaded iraq because theyre muslim, i could probably believe you on that...but lets not forget that hes an idiot too.

[imback]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Perhaps you would like to show how your so-called "science" defines what is "good", or is that something you just pulled out of your rectum.



According to your own "science" humans functioned in every day life without it.

I am using your own "science" to prove my point you gormless twit, I personally don't need it. The Bible (KJV1611) tells me that religion has been around since the Lord zapped everything into existence.

Let me see, cooking, your guns(they don't count though, there not good), cures for various diseases. About that rectum comment that is just disgusting.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

yeah...they functioned without science...which made them barbarians. look at todays standards thanks to science. countries, such as ours, with high technology thanks to science, dont suicide bomb restaraunts because an invisible man said to do so. and if you say bush invaded iraq because theyre muslim, i could probably believe you on that...but lets not forget that hes an idiot too.

Let me see, cooking, your guns(they don't count though, there not good), cures for various diseases. About that rectum comment that is just disgusting.

You feckless heathen just don't get it. "Science" does not make value judgements. Indeed, its proponents claim that it is one if its virtues to give just the "facts". Whether something is "good" or "bad" is a value judgement, and "values" are traditionally in the realm of religion. You are going to have a hard time forcing "values" out of "science" without violating one it its main tenants. I am waiting anxiously for you to do this.

The concept of "barbarians" dates to ancient Greece, hardly a time where the beginnings of "science" did not exist. As early as the 19th century the naturalists were decrying the advance of "science" and "technology" as de-humanizing. The literature at the time even championed something called the "Noble Savage", who was free to live a pure life with nature unencumbered and tainted by the evils of civilization. There are even those that claim pre-historic man lived a relatively peaceful and bucolic life in hunter-gatherer societies.

Man can avoid diseases just by following the Bible (KJV1611). We don't need to know anything about "trichinosis" - just don't eat pork like it says.

You Darwinist monkey worshipers have evidently not visited the primate house at your local zoo. You would know that monkeys often express themselves by harmlessly hurling their feces at one another, which is what you are doing on God's favorite forum. All your "civilized" advancements with "science" and "technology" have left you shamelessly un-educated, and incapable of forming complete sentences with correct punctuation. You can't even form complete thoughts, get your facts straight, or handle advanced concepts. Someone has to break the news to you that you have been raised on an over-dose of self-esteem and that you are be perfectly fit for swinging on vines and eating bananas.

Let's face it bozos, Jesus owns you and has guided you to Landover Baptist for a reason. You need a good True Christian™ education. You can start the path to your Salvation® by hitting the PayPal button at the bottom of the page. Make it a healthy donation, as the per-student K-12 cost of secular education (which has miserably failed you) is in the neighborhood of $10,000 per year.

[Wide-Open]

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"Science" does not make value judgements.

Indeed Sir. They probably don't even know that heathen Henri Poincaré (1854-1912), who stated that:

Science must never submit itself,
neither to a dogma,
nor to a party,
nor to a passion,
nor to an interest,
nor to a preconceived idea,
nor to anything whatsoever,
except to the facts themselves,
because for it to submit to anything else would be the end of its existence.

Ridiculous!

[nebbiez]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

OK right, sorry I just got referred to this forum by a friend. I'm an atheist and I have a great distaste for most religions, particularly fundamentalist Christians. I do however have a degree of respect and tolerance of different people's opinions. I have already seen just how tolerant Landover Baptists are (or perhaps aren't would be a better word). I didn't want to come to this forum all guns blazing saying how everyone here is completely insane, because it would be a complete waste of my time for saying it and your time for reading it, for all the good it would do us both.

Now that's the introduction out of the way, allow me to get to my point. The idea that a dog should be killed for being homosexual is ridiculous. For a start, yes there are homosexual dogs as there are homosexuals in many other animal species. But generally (in fact always) homosexual animals have sex with other animals of the same sex and same SPECIES. The fact that a dog may attempt to lick or bite a penis or balls has nothing to do with homosexuality of any variety. Both male and female dogs will attempt the same thing, in much the same way they would if you bounced some sausages up and down in front of them. The moral of this story is to always wear at least underwear when around your dog if it tries to do this, and most importantly, the dog is NOT GAY.

The idea that a dog should be killed for this behaviour is completely ridiculous, even if correlated with the quoted Biblical passages. As far as I know, animal homosexuality and human-animal sexual relations are not covered in the Bible at all, especially not in any of the quotes I have seen mentioned above. They all seem to apply to men having relations with other men, no mention of dogs jumping up at testicles. It just seems shocking that a group who seem to pride themselves on a literal view of the Bible would then twist its words in such a ridiculous and unnecessary fashion.

[VictoryOS]

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nebbiez, are those your opinions? Or do you you have any facts to back them up? Because the only opinions I'm interested in are the opinions of Jesus Christ and God Himself. No offense to you, of course.

[Wide-Open]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

I didn't want to come to this forum all guns blazing saying how everyone here is completely insane

And yet, you do. Funny little wold this.

So who made you do it ? "Sumthang else" ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

He worships monkeys, so what do you expect?

[nebbiez]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Admittedly yes, a lot of what I said was my own personal opinions. Obviously I can't give you a Bible reference to prove something that isn't there, but I'm pretty sure there is no mention of what to do with dogs that lunge for your testicles. Oh, and here's a thought - if you're only interested in the views of Jesus Christ and God, why bother communicating with anyone? What are you doing on this website? This is a forum, and forums are used as a means of discussing things with other people. The last I heard, Jesus has no Internet connection so I doubt you'll find him giving any of his personal opinions here.

As for not coming in all guns blazing, I basically just want to learn a little something about you people. You must realise how to outsiders, you appear to be a very obscure cult group with a bizarre belief set. This will make people interested in curious in your beliefs. I'm sure you must get a lot of people who come on here and start insulting you and your beliefs, and I didn't want to do that. Sure, I may want to probe into your beliefs a little bit to find out a few things. But I'm quite happy for you to go on believing what you believe and doing what you do, and I don't seek to change that for any one of you.

Now as for worshipping monkeys, what are you basing that little golden nugget of information on, you complete imbecile? Not that I take offence to your poor attempt at an insult, but it was both unfounded and uncalled for. I bet you feel really big don't you, sitting behind your computer screen grinning like a fool? Congratulations on making yourself look like a moron

[VictoryOS]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

First you say...

I'm sure you must get a lot of people who come on here and start insulting you and your beliefs, and I didn't want to do that

Then you say...

what are you basing that little golden nugget of information on, you complete imbecile?

Just how many drugs are you on?

And Jesus doesn't need an internet connection. He has a better kind of connection...it's called the HOLY BIBLE. Perhaps you should try reading it sometime.

Moreover the soul that shall touch any unclean thing, as the uncleanness of man, or any unclean beast, or any abominable unclean thing, and eat of the flesh of the sacrifice of peace offerings, which pertain unto the LORD, even that soul shall be cut off from his people. (Leviticus 7:21)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Admittedly yes, a lot of what I said was my own personal opinions.

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

Oh, and here's a thought - if you're only interested in the views of Jesus Christ and God, why bother communicating with anyone? What are you doing on this website? This is a forum, and forums are used as a means of discussing things with other people. The last I heard, Jesus has no Internet connection so I doubt you'll find him giving any of his personal opinions here.

This is a forum for True Christians™ to Praise Jesus and bring sinners to Christ. What part of "Unsaved=Unwelcome" did you not understand?

The last you "heard", Jesus didn't exist, so why are you bringing Him up here? Make up your mind monkey-worshiper.

As for not coming in all guns blazing, I basically just want to learn a little something about you people. You must realise how to outsiders, you appear to be a very obscure cult group with a bizarre belief set. This will make people interested in curious in your beliefs. I'm sure you must get a lot of people who come on here and start insulting you and your beliefs, and I didn't want to do that. Sure, I may want to probe into your beliefs a little bit to find out a few things. But I'm quite happy for you to go on believing what you believe and doing what you do, and I don't seek to change that for any one of you.

Now as for worshipping monkeys, what are you basing that little golden nugget of information on, you complete imbecile? Not that I take offence to your poor attempt at an insult, but it was both unfounded and uncalled for. I bet you feel really big don't you, sitting behind your computer screen grinning like a fool? Congratulations on making yourself look like a mormon

If you don't understand, then maybe you should keep your trap shut and read a little more before hurling your hateful insults.

"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Galatians. 4:16

We know you. You are a God mocker. The Bible tells us about scum like you.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Spike.]

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We dont worship monkeys....At least I dont,I dont speak for a group.
You know jesus was a jew right.......
Why do you people worship the king james bible, all he did was get some guys to write it in english instead of latin,so I would imagine there bieng a few/alot of mistakes in it seeing as back then those people couldnt read and were just copying some text that they didnt even understand.Latin is a very presicly written langugue so........

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

GOD'S Law applies to us!

And to you too. And soon enough the secular laws of the USA will be adjusted (by us) to match with God's laws.

But dogs are not especially Godly animals. They are usually symbols of worthlessness, as anyone who has owned a cocker spaniel will understand.

After whom is the king of Israel come out? after whom dost thou pursue? after a dead dog, after a flea. Samuel 24:14

On the other hand, cats are not Biblical at all. And don't even think about parakeets. They are of Satan.

Now, as to the homer tendency in dogs: We all know that a dog will lick just about anything in sight, including its own whomperoo. (Assuming it has a whomperoo. Female dogs lick...well, let's not talk about it.)

This is doggy SIN, pure, simple, and UGLY.

Fortunately, since dogs did not eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, and were therefore not cast out of the Garden of Eden, they don't know they're being sinful. Ignorance of God's laws against licking whomperoos (your own or someone else's) is no excuse, of course, and the penalty for it is death...but the dog doesn't know that.

Especially if it is a cocker spaniel. Cocker spaniels have trouble figuring out how not to widdle on their own feet, let alone understanding original sin.

So, anyway, stone your dog. If you don't have the proper materials for getting it stoned, find some.

God requires it.

~~ OEJ

[Chezund Rice]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Feed your dog a proper diet of tresspassing mexicans and he won't lick nuthin but his lips, but make sure you got a bucket of water handy so he can get the taste out of his mouth. Now, I'm talkin about a proper dog, mind you! Doberman, German Shepard, Rottweiler or even a really big Labrador; I've got all 4, one for each type of hunting. And to make sure they don't get no homer ideas, make sure the friendly breeds are bitches (as it should be).

[One Voice]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Look, its completely normal for your dog to do this. What do I have to back up my claim? Other people has had similar events. Dogs humping them, Dogs humping each other ( and same sex), and ect. But it is completely normal, I assure you. The dogs just know that it feels good, so they do it for pleasure. So relax, don't get PETA on your trail, and don't kill your dog with a shotgun...