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  • #1

    Field trip: SMACK A FAG!



    Pack your bag – It’s time to smack a fag

    I would like to start a new annual field trip tradition for all True Christians men and the male members of the Landover Baptist Church. Every year the first weekend in December I will arrange a weekend trip to one of the world’s gayest cities. Hopefully we will get plenty of opportunities to save homers from their disgusting and sinful lifestyles by beating some Godly sense into their AIDS infected bodies.

    To make it easy for all my blessed brothers in The US of A, I suggest that our first trip goes to San Francisco, the queerest of all US cities and by far the creepiest place in God’s own country.


    From Wikipedia: The city's large gay population has created and sustained a politically and culturally active community over many decades, developing a powerful presence in San Francisco's civic life. The most popular destination for gay tourists internationally, the city hosts San Francisco Pride, the largest and oldest of the world's pride parades.
    Please let me know if you would like to participate in this event, so I can sign you up.


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    Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

    Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
    Tags: anal sex causes ass demons, field trip, san francisco, tough love, witnessing
  • #2
    Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

    What a wonderful idea, Brother! We could even host a party, and call it the "Gay Bash"!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

      It's a great idea, we need to do the same here in Germany, Berlin would be the place to go and do this, Berlin is the fag capital of Germany, but this year, God struck some down in a tunnel, but they don't see it that way I'm affraid, they called it a sad event, I called it something else.

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      • #4
        Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

        What a great idea!

        I just wish that secular law wasn't against the killing of homers. Perhaps we could pretend to offer some homers a free boat ride and then take them to international waters and finally be able to kill them in accordance with the Word of God:

        Leviticus 20:13
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
        To the atheists:

        To the false christians:

        Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

        Hosea 13:16
        Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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        • #5
          Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

          An excellent initiative!

          Do we have to bring our own baseball bats or are they provided?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

            Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
            What a great idea!

            I just wish that secular law wasn't against the killing of homers. Perhaps we could pretend to offer some homers a free boat ride and then take them to international waters and finally be able to kill them in accordance with the Word of God:
            Free Boat Ride --> Gay Brunch Cruise featuring drag performer Alotta Mann Coulter and the reigning Mr. Giant Tallywhacker.

            Kill them --> "accidentally" sink ship in 40-degree waters.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

              You sick fucks, these are human lives you are talking about. This is the reason I became an atheist. God would not allow people like you to exist it he was real. This whole site is fucked up, and the people who are members would go straight to hell for there sins if it did exist. You make me want to puke.

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              • #8
                Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                Originally posted by Bionicp View Post
                You sick piffles, these are human lives you are talking about. This is the reason I became an atheist. God would not allow people like you to exist it he was real. This whole site is piffleed up, and the people who are members would go straight to hell for there sins if it did exist. You make me want to puke.
                Please don't puke on our forum, it makes a mess.

                So, we go to a hell you don't believe in in the first place?

                Girl, you really should try to manage your anger, and read what you have written.

                We follow all of God's words. Does that mean we deserve to go to hell? That doesn't make sense.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                  I dare you to come to Charlottetown, PEI, Canada.
                  I f**king ***deleted foul language*** you.
                  Last edited by Wide-Open; 11-07-2010, 04:07 PM. Reason: deleted foul language

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                  • #10
                    Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                    Originally posted by Bionicp View Post
                    You sick piffles, these are human lives you are talking about. This is the reason I became an atheist. God would not allow people like you to exist it he was real. This whole site is piffleed up, and the people who are members would go straight to hell for there sins if it did exist. You make me want to puke.
                    For an atheist, you sure make a lot of assumptions about God.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                      Originally posted by nessahasunicorn View Post
                      I dare you to come to Charlottetown, PEI, Canada.
                      I f**king ***deleted foul language*** you.
                      Friend, your terrorist threats have been noted by the DoF.

                      Now why on earth would we want to go to frozen Godforsaken Canuckistan?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                        Originally posted by nessahasunicorn View Post
                        I dare you to come to Charlottetown, PEI, Canada.
                        I f**king ***deleted foul language*** you.
                        Why would anyone want to come to a frozen wasteland of blubber eating eskimoes?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                          Originally posted by Bionicp View Post
                          You sick piffles, these are human lives you are talking about. This is the reason I became an atheist. God would not allow people like you to exist it he was real. This whole site is piffleed up, and the people who are members would go straight to hell for there sins if it did exist. You make me want to puke.
                          What true christian would say piffles?? what does piffles even mean? to me it sounds like a coward hiding behind satan trying to save his homer disciples from being beaten untill there is no more filth in theyre bodies. This path you choose is a disgusting path filled with lust and disease,

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                          • #14
                            Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Friend, your terrorist threats have been noted by the DoF.

                            Now why on earth would we want to go to frozen Godforsaken Canuckistan?
                            I'd rather be a friend to a serial killer than be a friend to you.
                            If you were in any way educated about the world, you would know that Canada is not frozen, nor is it 'Godforsaken'.

                            Abusing/murdering someone because of their sexual orientation is also a sin. "Thou shalt not kill" I do believe applies here. If God or Jesus or whoever didn't want homosexual, bisexual, asexual, pansexual, etc. people on our planet, they/he/she would not have made us.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                              Originally posted by nessahasunicorn View Post
                              I'd rather be a friend to a serial killer than be a friend to you.
                              If you were in any way educated about the world, you would know that Canada is not frozen, nor is it 'Godforsaken'.

                              Abusing/murdering someone because of their sexual orientation is also a sin. "Thou shalt not kill" I do believe applies here. If God or Jesus or whoever didn't want homosexual, bisexual, asexual, pansexual, etc. people on our planet, they/he/she would not have made us.
                              Thou shalt not kill only applies to unsanctioned killing. Obviously it doesn't apply to executions:

                              Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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