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  • Johannes Kirkeholm
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2010
    • 395

    #16
    Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

    Originally posted by nessahasunicorn View Post
    I'd rather be a friend to a serial killer than be a friend to you.
    If you were in any way educated about the world, you would know that Canada is not frozen, nor is it 'Godforsaken'.

    Abusing/murdering someone because of their sexual orientation is also a sin. "Thou shalt not kill" I do believe applies here. If God or Jesus or whoever didn't want homosexual, bisexual, asexual, pansexual, etc. people on our planet, they/he/she would not have made us.
    We True Christians(tm) are not supposed to kill without reason. But God commands us to kill homers and this is all the reason that any True Christian(tm) would ever need

    Leviticus 20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them
    To the atheists:

    To the false christians:

    Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

    Hosea 13:16
    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #17
      Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Thou shalt not kill only applies to unsanctioned killing. Obviously it doesn't apply to executions:

      Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
      Beautiful words, Billy Bob.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #18
        Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Beautiful words, Billy Bob.
        God's Words are always beautiful, Brother!
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • unappalled worship
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Nov 2010
          • 16

          #19
          Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

          Originally posted by nessahasunicorn View Post
          I dare you to come to Charlottetown, PEI, Canada.
          I f**king ***deleted foul language*** you.
          I find it disturbing that homersexuals are desecrating god before they even leave the womb. This type of heretic is the slimiest most hateful garbage satan could ever spawn on this planet, and he is only here because even satan himself can't stand the homer in this diseased being and needed to get him away from hell even if it's only for a little bit before god strike's him down and sends him back to the only place fit for him: the seventh circle of hell as described by dante where he will be eternally frozen to prevent homersexual adultery and have demons constantly feeding off of his aids ridden body

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

            I think baseball bats would be too conspicuous, especially since the Giants just stole the world series from George Bush's Texas Rangers. I'm going to buy a brand new taser for this trip. A taser is quick and doesn't cause permanent damage, but it will give those fags something to think about.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • proteastantguy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Aug 2010
              • 488

              #21
              Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

              What a great idea, is it okay to bring some boiling water to boil them in?

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #22
                Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post


                Pack your bag – It’s time to smack a fag

                I would like to start a new annual field trip tradition for all True Christians men and the male members of the Landover Baptist Church. Every year the first weekend in December I will arrange a weekend trip to one of the world’s gayest cities. Hopefully we will get plenty of opportunities to save homers from their disgusting and sinful lifestyles by beating some Godly sense into their AIDS infected bodies.

                To make it easy for all my blessed brothers in The US of A, I suggest that our first trip goes to San Francisco, the queerest of all US cities and by far the creepiest place in God’s own country.




                Please let me know if you would like to participate in this event, so I can sign you up.
                Brother Vigo, outstanding idea, outstanding! I was going to make a suggestion that we charter a few 747 jets, but I think that a few dozen buses would be better. We can pull over and set up tents like they used to in the old days and have revivals along the way. If we pass a group of Homers we can administer a sound Bible beat down. I still have a large amount of stones and a semi to haul them.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #23
                  Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I think baseball bats would be too conspicuous, especially since the Giants just stole the world series from George Bush's Texas Rangers. I'm going to buy a brand new taser for this trip. A taser is quick and doesn't cause permanent damage, but it will give those fags something to think about.
                  Tasers might work. But what about just using faggots to beat some sense into them? I mean, it's not that we are out of twigs, right?

                  SMACK THE FAG WITH A FAGGOT. It does have a nice ring to it.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • athiest4life
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 11

                    #24
                    Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                    Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets. Matthew 7:12

                    According to this verse from the KJV it isn't right for you to go attacking gays for any reason, unless you are wanting them to go after you for no reason as well and attack you. I love how you quote verses to back what you want to portray, yet I already know that someone will try and rebuttal this claim with more scripture
                    from a bible that was written by man long after the original scriptures were supposedly written by your favorite imaginary friend God. Ohh... and don't even try and call me an ignorant person. I have read the KJV of the bible, as well as many other religions literature. Ohh and I will gladly rot in hell if such a place exists. I would want to be there as your all getting tortured by demons for unsanctioned violence towards mankind. I hope your punishment is that of Adolf Hitler in the movie "Little Nicky" it would be fitting for you all to be sodomized by demons with a pineapple.

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                    • Mrs. Rogers
                      compassion personified
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2692

                      #25
                      Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                      Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                      I have read the KJV of the bible
                      Wonderful! Tell me, what is the Biblical cure for homosexuality (aside from praying the gay away)?

                      Is it:

                      1. A cup of tea and a jolly good chat?
                      2. A jolly good cry and a bit of a cuddle?
                      3. Death?



                      Eagerly awaiting your reply, dear.


                      .
                      True Christians are Perfect!

                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                      • athiest4life
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 11

                        #26
                        Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                        Wonderful! Tell me, what is the Biblical cure for homosexuality (aside from praying the gay away)?

                        Is it:

                        1. A cup of tea and a jolly good chat?
                        2. A jolly good cry and a bit of a cuddle?
                        3. Death?



                        Eagerly awaiting your reply, dear.


                        .
                        4. None of the Above

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                        • athiest4life
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 11

                          #27
                          Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                          <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qkQx0bHtgjk?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qkQx0bHtgjk?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Here is a song that I know I rather enjoy. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. I know your all saying I will burn in hell for liking this song. Please continue about your ways of hatred, and join me if such a place exists. I want to see you get punished for your crimes and sins.

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                          • athiest4life
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 11

                            #28
                            Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                            Here is a song that I know I rather enjoy. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. I know your all saying I will burn in hell for liking this song. Please continue about your ways of hatred, and join me if such a place exists. I want to see you get punished for your crimes and sins.[/QUOTE]

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                            • Mrs. Rogers
                              compassion personified
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2692

                              #29
                              Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                              Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                              4. None of the Above
                              Wrong.

                              Originally posted by athiest4life View Post
                              <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qkQx0bHtgjk?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qkQx0bHtgjk?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Here is a song that I know I rather enjoy. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. I know your all saying I will burn in hell for liking this song. Please continue about your ways of hatred, and join me if such a place exists. I want to see you get punished for your crimes and sins.
                              Hello again, dear. As you can see, GOD is punishing you for not knowing the Biblical punishment/cure for homosexuality, despite your saying that you had read the Bible. Your attempt to post a video has made a most Hellish mess of your post.

                              Allow me to demonstrate how it is done, when one is moving effortlessly in the Grace of GOD.

                              True Christians are Perfect!

                              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                              • proteastantguy
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Aug 2010
                                • 488

                                #30
                                Re: Field trip: SMACK A FAG!

                                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                                Wonderful! Tell me, what is the Biblical cure for homosexuality (aside from praying the gay away)?

                                Is it:

                                1. A cup of tea and a jolly good chat?
                                2. A jolly good cry and a bit of a cuddle?
                                3. Death?



                                Eagerly awaiting your reply, dear.


                                .
                                3. Death!

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