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  • napa valley nan
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
    • Dec 2010
    • 439

    #136
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    - Has a beard (nothing says gay more than having a beard)
    well that's interesting

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    • wait_what
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 592

      #137
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
      well that's interesting

      He was of course talking about modern men, not men that lived 2000 years ago. Nice try with your fallacy.
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • wait_what
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 592

        #138
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        This




        Or this

        The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
        Give her a shovel.
        Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
        19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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        • napa valley nan
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
          • Dec 2010
          • 439

          #139
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by wait_what View Post
          He was of course talking about modern men, not men that lived 2000 years ago. Nice try with your fallacy.
          not a "fallacy". He said men with beards are "gay". I thought "Jesus" had a beard....so what does that tell us?

          Brings us to:

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #140
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Still rolls his socks up into little balls like mommy taught him to.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • napa valley nan
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
              • Dec 2010
              • 439

              #141
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              An it is just as easy to make the straight relationships look all alien and "animal" so remember, what you put out there comes back to you...so you should be more careful about making fun of people you don't know, like the gays/lesbians/bis out there

              Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 04-27-2011, 08:12 PM. Reason: Replaced video with a decent, Godly animated tract

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #142
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                An it is just as easy to make the straight relationships look all alien and "animal" so remember, what you put out there comes back to you...so you should be more careful about making fun of people you don't know, like the gays/lesbians/bis out there
                We really don't care what you have to say. Now stop derailing the thread!

                Back on topic...

                - goes "hiking"
                - goes "rock climbing"
                - goes "mountain biking"
                - does all of his wildlife shooting with a camera
                - wears a suit without a tie!
                - spends more than three to five minutes in the shower
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Saint Elmo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 60

                  #143
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  I got this uh friend, and he were wanting to know if'n it was gay to like to Justin Bieber......

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #144
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    Originally posted by Saint Elmo View Post
                    I got this uh friend, and he were wanting to know if'n it was gay to like to Justin Bieber......
                    Did you even bother looking at the first page of this forum?

                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • Saint Elmo
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 60

                      #145
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      Welp, that friend's goin to hell heh heh.

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                      • wait_what
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 592

                        #146
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                        not a "fallacy". He said men with beards are "gay". I thought "Jesus" had a beard....so what does that tell us?

                        Brings us to:

                        Had a beard. And then it wasn't gay. Now it is. Still a fallacy like the rest of your homo loving rhetoric. Your daughter's selfish sin will deny you grandchildren. These are YOUR grandchildren that will never make it to Earth and be saved because your witch daughter loves the taste of cooter so much.
                        The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                        Give her a shovel.
                        Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                        19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                        • Christ_is_all
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 1

                          #147
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Oh my god, you gosh-darn intolerants are more likely to go to hell than a gay who don't care about all your stuff.

                          And what is more, did you never noticed that Jesus was gay ?

                          You're totally insane, or this forum is just a big joke... Hard to figure out.
                          Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-28-2011, 05:38 PM.

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                          • Saint Elmo
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 60

                            #148
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            Originally posted by Christ_is_all View Post
                            Oh my god, you piffleing intolerants are more likely to go to hell than a gay who don't care about all your shit.

                            And what is more, did you never noticed that Jesus was gay ?

                            You're totally insane, or this forum is just a big joke... Hard to figure out.
                            Insane? I'll tell you what's insane: Having a gaping hole and not letting it be filled. If only you would let Jesus come into that hole, son. I pray you do. Once you accept the TRUTH of His LOVE, then and only then can you understand. Until then, you are so much queer meat waiting for the Devil's BBQ.

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                            • ChristianLogicLOL
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                              Under Investigation
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 1

                              #149
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              If you watch Glenn Beck, you are a Homosexual.
                              If you drink Coors Light, you are a Homosexual.
                              If you think George Bush was a good president, you are a homosexual.
                              [center][img]http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/jesussaveslarge.jpg[/img][/center]

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                              • Bud Light Is Good
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 1

                                #150
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                I own a macbook so i must be homosexual.

                                You got to be FUCKING kidding me.

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