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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #196
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by Dawkins View Post
    And you know how Christ looked like.. how? Do you have anything other than paintings glorifying him? He would've been an Arabian man for one so he's not white like depicted in many, many portraits and paintings.
    WRONG!!!



    (Revelation 1:13-14) "And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire."

    Read the Bible before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Dawkings
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      • May 2011
      • 29

      #197
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      WRONG!!!



      (Revelation 1:13-14) "And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire."

      Read the Bible before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Wrong, that was edited in somewhere along the line to accomodate it more to western society. He wouldn't possibly be white if he was from Jerusalem. He would've most likely been dark tan skinned with brown eyes and brown/black hair.
      ... Or else you're fired!

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      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
        Claims not to be a dago slut
        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
        • Mar 2011
        • 1307

        #198
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        Originally posted by Dawkins View Post
        Wrong, that was edited in somewhere along the line to accomodate it more to western society. He wouldn't possibly be white if he was from Jerusalem. He would've most likely been dark tan skinned with brown eyes and brown/black hair.
        What? Just because a person got tan skin and brown eyes and dark hair this make them a african? Are you jokeing?! In summer my skin all over my body have a nice brown tan and 3 of my sister too (Not Angustias - she very white and get burn easy) and we have dark hair and brown eyes too. Are you try suggest we are Arabs!!

        Stop be silly! We are white spanish girls whit a lovely brown tan in summer but we're still whites!!! Are you saying English people are no white cos they go pink in the sun?!?! Are they now the pink race!?

        Try be mnore serious please!!

        YIC, Mari.
        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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        • Dawkings
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          • May 2011
          • 29

          #199
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
          What? Just because a person got tan skin and brown eyes and dark hair this make them a african? Are you jokeing?! In summer my skin all over my body have a nice brown tan and 3 of my sister too (Not Angustias - she very white and get burn easy) and we have dark hair and brown eyes too. Are you try suggest we are Arabs!!

          Stop be silly! We are white spanish girls whit a lovely brown tan in summer but we're still whites!!! Are you saying English people are no white cos they go pink in the sun?!?! Are they now the pink race!?

          Try be mnore serious please!!

          YIC, Mari.
          No, I was stating that he was tan skinned and dark featured due to being from Arabia. (not Africa - different country)

          I didn't even mention your family or how tan you get in the Summer time because that's completely unrelated. Stop assuming things so radically, it doesn't look smart and can often lead to arguments.
          ... Or else you're fired!

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          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
            Claims not to be a dago slut
            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
            • Mar 2011
            • 1307

            #200
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Originally posted by Dawkins View Post
            No, I was stating that he was tan skinned and dark featured due to being from Arabia. (not Africa - different country)

            I didn't even mention your family or how tan you get in the Summer time because that's completely unrelated. Stop assuming things so radically, it doesn't look smart and can often lead to arguments.

            Well excuse me Mr Rude! I'm sorry but it IS the same - if you insist skin's color is what define us. This is wrong, and you knowe this, yes? My mother's side of the family the Ladrón de Guevara are all very dark most of them except my cousin Macarena and my other cousin José Antonio and his brother Francisco Jesús because they have blonde hairs and greens eyes so whit YOUR definition most of my cousins are Arabs cos they are dark skin people, and my sisters and me are only Arabs from June to Setpember cos that is when we have tan our skins.

            This is totally estupid and absurd.

            So I think is YOU what have to no be so radical cos it make YOU look no very smart. OK?

            YIC, Mari.
            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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            • Dawkings
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              • May 2011
              • 29

              #201
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
              Well excuse me Mr Rude! I'm sorry but it IS the same - if you insist skin's color is what define us. This is wrong, and you knowe this, yes? My mother's side of the family the Ladrón de Guevara are all very dark most of them except my cousin Macarena and my other cousin José Antonio and his brother Francisco Jesús because they have blonde hairs and greens eyes so whit YOUR definition most of my cousins are Arabs cos they are dark skin people, and my sisters and me are only Arabs from June to Setpember cos that is when we have tan our skins.

              This is totally estupid and absurd.

              So I think is YOU what have to no be so radical cos it make YOU look no very smart. OK?

              YIC, Mari.
              Back then light skin and green/blue eyes in Arabian countries weren't so common (they might've existed but it would've been quiet a bit rarer than nowadays)
              Of course skin colour and features don't define you now (your family would be an example with all the variety) but 2000 years ago there wasn't much variety.
              ... Or else you're fired!

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #202
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by Dawkins View Post
                Wrong, that was edited in somewhere along the line to accomodate it more to western society. He wouldn't possibly be white if he was from Jerusalem. He would've most likely been dark tan skinned with brown eyes and brown/black hair.
                Decisions, decisions: should I believe the Bible which contains the inerrant Word of God, or some ill-mannered guy on the internets who apparently named himself after that retard atheist Richard Dawkins?



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                  Claims not to be a dago slut
                  Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 1307

                  #203
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  Originally posted by Dawkins View Post
                  Back then light skin and green/blue eyes in Arabian countries weren't so common (they might've existed but it would've been quiet a bit rarer than nowadays)
                  Of course skin colour and features don't define you now (your family would be an example with all the variety) but 2000 years ago there wasn't much variety.
                  Sorry but that is total garbage. ANd I mean the type of garbage you don't give the dog in case it vomit up but you throw to the conatiner in street for they colect it in moring that kind of garbage I mean.

                  You can NOT possibly know what about color of the eyes and skin from all those time ago! Not unless......



                  ....are you The Doctor Who?

                  Please don't make silly general radicalations on things you just 'thjjink' whit nothing of evdineces.

                  It make you seem silly and start arguments.

                  YIC, Mari.
                  Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                  My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                  - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                  • napa valley nan
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 439

                    #204
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    How to recognize:
                    1. Person knows what oppressions are like, so is kind to others
                    2. wants to be recognized as human being
                    3. May be abandoned by family
                    4. belongs to group that gave world arts and crafts, airplanes (the Wright Brothers), Breakfast at Tiffanys.
                    5. Gives to charity because they look at the big picture outside themselves
                    6. usually good sense of humor
                    7. will marry soon
                    Lots more will finish later
                    .

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #205
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                      1. Breakfast at Tiffanys.
                      Overall that movie is typical Hellyweird garbage, but Mickey Rooney's spot on portrayal of a nip cracks me up every time!

                      Anyway, your list makes no sense. If they're going to marry soon, then either they are ex-sodomites or they are "marrying" their "beards"!

                      Back to the PROPER list...

                      - goes scuba diving (sucking in all that oxygen from a tank!)
                      - drives a Honda
                      - drives a Toyota
                      - drives any un-American car that retails for less than $80,000
                      - gets "jiggy with it"
                      - does martial arts
                      - speaks French
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #206
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

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                        • Dr Hadrian Sniderman
                          Unsaved trash WARNING: Undercover Papist!
                          • May 2011
                          • 20

                          #207
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          1 - Has a thin manicured beard around lower jaw point.

                          2 - Smiles too enthusiastically without you saying too much to denote listening skills.

                          3 - Limp handshake.

                          4 - Wearer of extremely pointy shoes.

                          5 - Very light scented, citric cologne.

                          6 - Shaves anywhere below the neck.
                          Repent or damnation sir.

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                          • NikAlmighty
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2011
                            • 2

                            #208
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            Originally posted by Dr Hadrian Sniderman View Post
                            1 - Has a thin manicured beard around lower jaw point.

                            2 - Smiles too enthusiastically without you saying too much to denote listening skills.

                            3 - Limp handshake.

                            4 - Wearer of extremely pointy shoes.

                            5 - Very light scented, citric cologne.

                            6 - Shaves anywhere below the neck.
                            7. Wears coloured chino's

                            8. Enjoys the Ross and Rachel saga

                            9. Thinks football refers to soccer (God HATES Britain)

                            10. France

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                            • NormanLid
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • May 2011
                              • 28

                              #209
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              Originally posted by Dr Hadrian Sniderman View Post
                              1 - Has a thin manicured beard around lower jaw point.

                              2 - Smiles too enthusiastically without you saying too much to denote listening skills.

                              3 - Limp handshake.

                              4 - Wearer of extremely pointy shoes.

                              5 - Very light scented, citric cologne.

                              6 - Shaves anywhere below the neck.
                              Just to add to this list.. (Which is spot on)

                              7: Low rise jeans

                              8: Fancy, Flashy belts

                              9: Tongue rings *Cringes
                              “He who blesses his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it will be counted a curse to him.” – Proverbs 27:14

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                              • wait_what
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 592

                                #210
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                1. Plays more golf than does work
                                2. Wants to know whose ass to kick
                                3. Takes credit for a kill done by a black ops team that got their orders years ago, and was arguing against his cabinet all the way up to the killshot
                                4. Fakes his birth certificate and then slanders a True American
                                5. Looks like this guy

                                The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                                Give her a shovel.
                                Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                                19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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