[NikAlmighty]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

1 - Has a thin manicured beard around lower jaw point.

2 - Smiles too enthusiastically without you saying too much to denote listening skills.

3 - Limp handshake.

4 - Wearer of extremely pointy shoes.

5 - Very light scented, citric cologne.

6 - Shaves anywhere below the neck.

7. Wears coloured chino's

8. Enjoys the Ross and Rachel saga

9. Thinks football refers to soccer (God HATES Britain)

10. France

[Dr Hadrian Sniderman]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

1 - Has a thin manicured beard around lower jaw point.

2 - Smiles too enthusiastically without you saying too much to denote listening skills.

3 - Limp handshake.

4 - Wearer of extremely pointy shoes.

5 - Very light scented, citric cologne.

6 - Shaves anywhere below the neck.

[SUV]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

1. Breakfast at Tiffanys.

Overall that movie is typical Hellyweird garbage, but Mickey Rooney's spot on portrayal of a nip cracks me up every time!

Anyway, your list makes no sense. If they're going to marry soon, then either they are ex-sodomites or they are "marrying" their "beards"!

Back to the PROPER list...

- goes scuba diving (sucking in all that oxygen from a tank!)
- drives a Honda
- drives a Toyota
- drives any un-American car that retails for less than $80,000
- gets "jiggy with it"
- does martial arts
- speaks French

[napa valley nan]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

How to recognize:

1. Person knows what oppressions are like, so is kind to others
2. wants to be recognized as human being
3. May be abandoned by family
4. belongs to group that gave world arts and crafts, airplanes (the Wright Brothers), Breakfast at Tiffanys.
5. Gives to charity because they look at the big picture outside themselves
6. usually good sense of humor
7. will marry soon

Lots more will finish later
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[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Back then light skin and green/blue eyes in Arabian countries weren't so common (they might've existed but it would've been quiet a bit rarer than nowadays)
Of course skin colour and features don't define you now (your family would be an example with all the variety) but 2000 years ago there wasn't much variety.

Sorry but that is total garbage. ANd I mean the type of garbage you don't give the dog in case it vomit up but you throw to the conatiner in street for they colect it in moring that kind of garbage I mean.

You can NOT possibly know what about color of the eyes and skin from all those time ago! Not unless......



....are you The Doctor Who?

Please don't make silly general radicalations on things you just 'thjjink' whit nothing of evdineces.

It make you seem silly and start arguments.

YIC, Mari.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Wrong, that was edited in somewhere along the line to accomodate it more to western society. He wouldn't possibly be white if he was from Jerusalem. He would've most likely been dark tan skinned with brown eyes and brown/black hair.

Decisions, decisions: should I believe the Bible which contains the inerrant Word of God, or some ill-mannered guy on the internets who apparently named himself after that retard atheist Richard Dawkins?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dawkings]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Well excuse me Mr Rude! I'm sorry but it IS the same - if you insist skin's color is what define us. This is wrong, and you knowe this, yes? My mother's side of the family the Ladrón de Guevara are all very dark most of them except my cousin Macarena and my other cousin José Antonio and his brother Francisco Jesús because they have blonde hairs and greens eyes so whit YOUR definition most of my cousins are Arabs cos they are dark skin people, and my sisters and me are only Arabs from June to Setpember cos that is when we have tan our skins.

This is totally estupid and absurd.

So I think is YOU what have to no be so radical cos it make YOU look no very smart. OK?

YIC, Mari.

Back then light skin and green/blue eyes in Arabian countries weren't so common (they might've existed but it would've been quiet a bit rarer than nowadays)
Of course skin colour and features don't define you now (your family would be an example with all the variety) but 2000 years ago there wasn't much variety.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

No, I was stating that he was tan skinned and dark featured due to being from Arabia. (not Africa - different country)

I didn't even mention your family or how tan you get in the Summer time because that's completely unrelated. Stop assuming things so radically, it doesn't look smart and can often lead to arguments.

Well excuse me Mr Rude! I'm sorry but it IS the same - if you insist skin's color is what define us. This is wrong, and you knowe this, yes? My mother's side of the family the Ladrón de Guevara are all very dark most of them except my cousin Macarena and my other cousin José Antonio and his brother Francisco Jesús because they have blonde hairs and greens eyes so whit YOUR definition most of my cousins are Arabs cos they are dark skin people, and my sisters and me are only Arabs from June to Setpember cos that is when we have tan our skins.

This is totally estupid and absurd.

So I think is YOU what have to no be so radical cos it make YOU look no very smart. OK?

YIC, Mari.

[Dawkings]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

What? Just because a person got tan skin and brown eyes and dark hair this make them a african? Are you jokeing?! In summer my skin all over my body have a nice brown tan and 3 of my sister too (Not Angustias - she very white and get burn easy) and we have dark hair and brown eyes too. Are you try suggest we are Arabs!!

Stop be silly! We are white spanish girls whit a lovely brown tan in summer but we're still whites!!! Are you saying English people are no white cos they go pink in the sun?!?! Are they now the pink race!?

Try be mnore serious please!!

YIC, Mari.

No, I was stating that he was tan skinned and dark featured due to being from Arabia. (not Africa - different country)

I didn't even mention your family or how tan you get in the Summer time because that's completely unrelated. Stop assuming things so radically, it doesn't look smart and can often lead to arguments.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Wrong, that was edited in somewhere along the line to accomodate it more to western society. He wouldn't possibly be white if he was from Jerusalem. He would've most likely been dark tan skinned with brown eyes and brown/black hair.

What? Just because a person got tan skin and brown eyes and dark hair this make them a african? Are you jokeing?! In summer my skin all over my body have a nice brown tan and 3 of my sister too (Not Angustias - she very white and get burn easy) and we have dark hair and brown eyes too. Are you try suggest we are Arabs!!

Stop be silly! We are white spanish girls whit a lovely brown tan in summer but we're still whites!!! Are you saying English people are no white cos they go pink in the sun?!?! Are they now the pink race!?

Try be mnore serious please!!

YIC, Mari.

[Dawkings]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

WRONG!!!



(Revelation 1:13-14) "And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire."

Read the Bible before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Wrong, that was edited in somewhere along the line to accomodate it more to western society. He wouldn't possibly be white if he was from Jerusalem. He would've most likely been dark tan skinned with brown eyes and brown/black hair.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

And you know how Christ looked like.. how? Do you have anything other than paintings glorifying him? He would've been an Arabian man for one so he's not white like depicted in many, many portraits and paintings.

WRONG!!!



(Revelation 1:13-14) "And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire."

Read the Bible before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dawkings]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

A "beard" is a fag's wife or public girlfriend (think Michelle Obongo). If you have one, you are by definition a homosexual. BJ may have been referring to that.

In any event, we don't know if Jesus sported facial hair. I look at that photo collage and I see a lot of hipsters, homeless alcoholics, greasy brown people... very few who appear Christlike at all. Remember, Jesus was a man of muscles! I bet he looked more like Brock Lesnar than some stoned college kid.

And you know how Christ looked like.. how? Do you have anything other than paintings glorifying him? He would've been an Arabian man for one so he's not white like depicted in many, many portraits and paintings.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

not a "fallacy". He said men with beards are "gay". I thought "Jesus" had a beard....so what does that tell us?

A "beard" is a fag's wife or public girlfriend (think Michelle Obongo). If you have one, you are by definition a homosexual. BJ may have been referring to that.

In any event, we don't know if Jesus sported facial hair. I look at that photo collage and I see a lot of hipsters, homeless alcoholics, greasy brown people... very few who appear Christlike at all. Remember, Jesus was a man of muscles! I bet he looked more like Brock Lesnar than some stoned college kid.