[BrotherLarry]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I will just be glad when, during a Donald Trump presidency, we all pick up the newspaper and read:


HOMOSEKSHERALISM IS ILLEAGEL!


There is no reason that a man should touch another man other than for a friendly handshake or (very short) pat on the back. I mean, there are exceptions like CPR and helping someone up who has fallen. Other than that, a man touches me and he ends up on the floor through the help of my God-given righteous indignation. GLORY

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Any psychology that is not grounded in Biblical psychology is junk science. The Bible not only teaches us how to live, it teaches us how to think.

Indeed. True Christians™ are compelled to warn the unsuspecting unbeliever of the Truth™, but the message just isn't being heeded enough.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Any psychology that is not grounded in Biblical psychology is junk science. The Bible not only teaches us how to live, it teaches us how to think.

Exactly!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Very interesting. Ill have to be more careful so that i am not mistaken for a faggot.

Yes, be more careful. Stop going to gay bars, and when a Guy invites you to his apartment, just say no.

[Vreb56]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Very interesting. Ill have to be more careful so that i am not mistaken for a faggot.

[Des]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Plus, nobody cares about your psychology degree.

Any psychology that is not grounded in Biblical psychology is junk science. The Bible not only teaches us how to live, it teaches us how to think.

[Anne Sayne]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Why would a woman be so repressed?

Oh right; the Bible.

By the way (if anyone's interested) I finished my degree in Psychology: I got a 2:1!

I am not "repressed." I'm just doing what I'm commanded and following God's law 100% and completely submitting to my husband as God commands.
Plus, nobody cares about your psychology degree.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

The only "delicate equipment" I use are a whisk and a bowl to make meals. Also this computer, but it's George's and I have permission

Why would a woman be so repressed?

Oh right; the Bible.

By the way (if anyone's interested) I finished my degree in Psychology: I got a 2:1!

[Anne Sayne]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Often accompanied by a lisp (the accepted collective noun) of prancing queers who operate the more delicate equipment (phones, computers, padlocks or petards) that the lesbipathic's sausage like fingers are unable to cope with.

Talk about ironical.

YIC

The only "delicate equipment" I use are a whisk and a bowl to make meals. Also this computer, but it's George's and I have permission

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

They are stern women with comfortable shoes.

Often accompanied by a lisp (the accepted collective noun) of prancing queers who operate the more delicate equipment (phones, computers, padlocks or petards) that the lesbipathic's sausage like fingers are unable to cope with.

Talk about ironical.

YIC

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Now can you tell us how to spot a lesbian?

They are stern women with comfortable shoes.

[Des]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

We must not forget the lezboid propensity for dying their hair unnatural hues, and their fanatical aversion to razors and hygiene in general. If she is musclebound, has braided armpit hair that is neon green, and smells of three day old salmon, she is without doubt a lezbean.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

• They play sports. As even the Christ-hating entertainment media tell females, "You're supposed to date jocks, not be one."
• They buy their clothes in the big and tall men's department.
• They wear "sensible" shoes, although I don't see what's so sensible about living a deathstyle that so outrages Jesus.
• They comb their hair like Justin Bieber.
• They cannot spell "women" correctly.
• They worship a goddess, when every Biblically literate person knows that the Lord is a man of war (Exodus 15:3).

I might add that they are far far stronger than people. They use this strength to intimidate wives from leaving perfectly decent, God fearing husbands

YIC

[Anne Sayne]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Thanks for the advice! This should come in handy sometime, especially for George's preaching.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Now can you tell us how to spot a lesbian?

• They play sports. As even the Christ-hating entertainment media tell females, "You're supposed to date jocks, not be one."
• They buy their clothes in the big and tall men's department.
• They wear "sensible" shoes, although I don't see what's so sensible about living a deathstyle that so outrages Jesus.
• They comb their hair like Justin Bieber.
• They cannot spell "women" correctly.
• They worship a goddess, when every Biblically literate person knows that the Lord is a man of war (Exodus 15:3).