[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Hi everyone, I'm new to this site and would like some guidance. How do you recognize a female homosexual? I think there might be some in my school.

Thank you very much

There's no such thing - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=66478
You might find some flannel-clad feminazis pretending to be "lesbians", but they're just waiting for the firm, guiding hand of a good Christian husband.

Mademoiselle Whiford is correct, there is no real lesbeans, only the womens who are not knowing the powers of the Godly man! But those lost womens are often looking like this:



They aery easy to be recognizing!!

She is needing a BIG man! And an even bigger razoring blades!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Mademoiselle Whiford is correct

You, however, are INCORRECT! My name is WHITFORD, not "Whiford". I am AMERICAN, so it's MRS. WHITFORD, not "Mademoiselle Whitford". I am MARRIED, so in your cheese eating surrender monkey "language" I would be "Madame Whitford", not "Mademoiselle Whitford".

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You, however, are INCORRECT! My name is WHITFORD, not "Whiford". I am AMERICAN, so it's MRS. WHITFORD, not "Mademoiselle Whitford". I am MARRIED, so in your cheese eating surrender monkey "language" I would be "Madame Whitford", not "Mademoiselle Whitford".

Je me regrette, Madame Whitford. I was think you are looking so young and beautiful that you are maybe not having the husband yet. I did not mean to be giving the insult.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Je me regrette, Madame Whitford. I was think you are looking so young and beautiful that you are maybe not having the husband yet. I did not mean to be giving the insult.

I think you missed the part where I am American and not a cheese-eating surrender monkey. It's Mrs. Whitford, not "Madame" Whitford.

[Brother Helge]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Je me regrette, Madame Whitford.

Speak American...

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing…

Obvious
•Lisps
?Minces
•Wears women clothing
Enjoys the WNBA
Wears pink
Goes to live theater
Watches "chick flicks"
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
Votes Democrat
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
Works at a beauty parlor
Works as a stewardess
Works as an interior decorator
Works as a nurse
Liberal

Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
"Metros*xual"
Over 25 and not yet married
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian)
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
Watches MSNBC
Complains about Fox News
Listens to "pop" music
Is a public school teacher
Claims to be an "atheist"
Claims to be a "buddhist"
Claims to be a "catholic"
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
Only plays touch football
Is against hunting
Hates guns
Paints his walls any color except white
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white"
Is anti-American
Doesn't want to be American
Protests against wars
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing

Some theatrical types are staying here at the moment. They suggested including 3 items in your excellent list. Here are their suggestions:

They've gone now. I hope they don't come back. There's nothing wrong with my clothes!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Some male occupations and lifestyles that are 100% queer:


Catholic priests,
monks,
physiotherapists,
masseurs,
hairdresser,
airline cabin crew,
astrologist,
interior designer,
fashion designer,
ballet any type of dancer,
artist,
poet,
florist,
scout masters
cook,
make-up artist,
photographer,
male nurse
jeweler
all employees in clothes shops
tailor
theater book and food critics
anyone involved in the theater
every crew member on a ship other than the officers and engineers,

Add to that anyone who keeps cats, all wiccans, new-agers, hippies, emos and Goths.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

anyone who keeps cats

Julian Clary keeps a dog

and he's a catholic

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Some male occupations and lifestyles that are 100% queer:


Catholic priests,
monks,
physiotherapists,
masseurs,
hairdresser,
airline cabin crew,
astrologist,
interior designer,
fashion designer,
ballet any type of dancer,
artist,
poet,
florist,
scout masters
cook,
make-up artist,
photographer,
male nurse
jeweler
all employees in clothes shops
tailor
theater book and food critics
anyone involved in the theater
every crew member on a ship other than the officers and engineers,

Add to that anyone who keeps cats, all wiccans, new-agers, hippies, emos and Goths.

Surely this can be picked up at the careers guidance stage at school. If any kid expresses an interest in any of the above occupations then it could be flagged up and dealt with before the young fag has done too much harm. Maybe he coud be taken out of class and made to do Bible studies untill he is right with God. Then put on a public register in case he slips back into his homer ways.

YiC

Jack

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

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Dear Lord™, is that one in the quilted jacket President OBAMA ? ? ?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Surely this can be picked up at the careers guidance stage at school. If any kid expresses an interest in any of the above occupations then it could be flagged up and dealt with before the young fag has done too much harm. Maybe he coud be taken out of class and made to do Bible studies untill he is right with God. Then put on a public register in case he slips back into his homer ways.

YiC

Jack

It's strange, of course, to think of Clary indulging in heterosexual behaviour at all. He grew up in…Middlesex, the child of liberal parents - mum, to whom he's very close, a probation officer, and dad a policeman - who provided very little to rebel against at home. But his repressive Catholic public* school…was a different matter; and, in retrospect, he sees the roots of his later outrageous stage act germinating in his subconscious in the classroom.

"I had a vile time there…"

* This is England, so a public school is a school funded by members of the public out of their own pockets, rather than a state school funded by the government. In this case pope worshiping idolators.

Fanny the wonder dog is mentioned, too:

…muchloved Fanny the Wonder Dog

That's her in my earlier post. I forgot to mention. And to enquire from Mr Bathfire whether that meant that Julian might be a sex pervert? But according to the Evening Standard, apparently he is chasing more than just the pink Pound.

[maxime16]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I can't believe some people still think the way you people think. This is disgusting.

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After watching theese I hope some of you will consider to stop participating in the bad reputation the christianism has theese days.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I can't believe some people still think the way you people think. This is disgusting.

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After watching theese I hope some of you will consider to stop participating in the bad reputation the christianism has theese days.

What!

Have you actually read a Bible? God tells us what to think and that's unchanging so how on Earth does "still think" come into it?

Honestly sometimes I think you fags genuinely take stupid pills.

[PekkaS]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

My oldest son brought his friend to my home on one day. Immediately I recognized that he was a queer. What I should do when this Satan's minion come again to my home?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

My oldest son brought his friend to my home on one day. Immediately I recognized that he was a queer. What I should do when this Satan's minion come again to my home?

I'm assuming you have the strength of character to stand up to your son and beat the truth out of him as to whether he himself is a fag. In any case there's no way this boy should cross your threshold again.