[Jack O'fagan]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You can also recognize a gay person if he's/she's actually holding hands or kissing a person of the same gender.

That's maybe the only good reason to believe that person is gay.

A feminized person does not mean he's gay.

1 Corintians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,


Effminate is enough to go to Hell.

YiC


Jack

[Cody Parsons]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

There are some guys I know who are definitely gay. Some are in drama club and some are in math club. If that doesnt make them gaywads I dont know what does.

[Ruth Carmona]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I'm new here...but sometimes they want to comb your hair!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I'm new here...but sometimes they want to comb your hair!

And do you let them...?

[Callisto]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

OOH! OOH! I've gone one!

If male, is a loud and vocally homophobic Republican.

[Zeitgeist]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

More signs:

Have fingers longer then 10 cm.
Have a facebook acount.
Washing her/his hand after dinner.
Sleeps more then 10 hours.

Watch out! I Love the holy ghost!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

More signs:

Have fingers longer then 10 cm.

Dear Friend,

Hell is measured in metric. Inches please.

Yours in Him,
BaB

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

One thing I'm reasonably certain of is that grown a 66-year old married man doodling "Mrs. James Franco" on a napkin is NOT necessarily a sign that someone is a homosexural. Nor is following Justin Bieber, The Old Spice Man, or California Congressman David Dreier on Twitter.

[Vlostica]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Using the original post, I am going to mark through what makes a person "gay." First off, I am bisexual, so let's get started! (x) means yes.

Obvious
Lisps
Minces
Wears women clothing
Enjoys the WNBA
Wears pink
Goes to live theater
Watches "chick flicks" (x) with my girlfriend
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies
Votes Democrat (x) periodically against a candidate that would win anyways.
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher
Works at a beauty parlor
Works as a stewardess
Works as an interior decorator
Works as a nurse
Liberal (x) Kinda, yeah.

Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops
"Metros*xual"
Over 25 and not yet married
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife"
Goes to a gym (that isn't*The Taut Christian) (x) to keep in shape at college
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates"
Watches MSNBC
Complains about Fox News (x) as well as MSNBC
Listens to "pop" music (x) I'm a youth
Is a public school teacher
Claims to be an "atheist" (x) guilty as charged
Claims to be a "buddhist"
Claims to be a "catholic"
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ
Only plays touch football
Is against hunting
Hates guns
Paints his walls any color except white
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white" (x) I work in retail hardware and mix paint, I have to know for my job
Is anti-American
Doesn't want to be American
Protests against wars
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...)
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing
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This leaves 7 out of 44 for me; Ignoring the True Christian one. I'm not 100% pure that this is indicative of a real list of qualifiers for homosexuality. As a bisexual and relatively Republican member of society, I must protest this is fairly inaccurate.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Using the original post, I am going to mark through what makes a person "gay." First off, I am bisexual, so let's get started! (x) means yes.

That's too bad. I was a queer myself in my lost years. But if God can save me, He can save any fag, praise Jesus!

Do you want to change before it's too late? Or just wallow in the sordid and filthy depravity until you find yourself in the methane fires of Hell?

In Christ

[Nighthawk]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

A little self analysis...

Obvious
Lisps - Nope!
Minces - What?!?!
Wears women clothing - Nope!
Enjoys the WNBA - Nope!
Wears pink - Nope!
Goes to live theater - Concerts, yes. Theater, no.
Watches "chick flicks" - Nope!
Doesn't care for John Wayne movies - The Duke is awesome!
Votes Democrat - Nope! Votes for the best candidate, regardless of party.
The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher - Oh dear gods, no!
Works at a beauty parlor - Nope!
Works as a stewardess - Nope!
Works as an interior decorator - Nope!
Works as a nurse - Used to but quit.
Liberal - Independent!

Not so obvious
Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental - Nope!
Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering - Nope!
Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops - Nope!
"Metros*xual" - What?
Over 25 and not yet married - Nope!
Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife" - Nope! I would, but I'm too lazy...
Goes to a gym (that isn't The Taut Christian) - Nope! Martial arts school for me.
Votes Republican, but only for "moderates" - Nope! I vote for whomever makes the most sense!
Watches MSNBC - Don't watch TV much.
Complains about Fox News - See above!
Listens to "pop" music - Does Lady Gaga count? Otherwise... - Nope!
Is a public school teacher - Nope!
Claims to be an "atheist" - Nope!
Claims to be a "buddhist" - Nope!
Claims to be a "catholic" - Nope!
Let's face it, if he's not a True Christian™, he probably relishes any chance he has to spit in the face of Jesus - Nope!
Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ - Nope! Not even in the dead of winter!
Only plays touch football - Nope! Competetive fighter.
Is against hunting - Nope!
Hates guns - Nope! Prefer swords, but guns are fine.
Paints his walls any color except white - Scarlet and grey! GO BUCKS!!
Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white" - Nope!
Is anti-American - Nope!
Doesn't want to be American - Nope!
Protests against wars - Uh... Doesn't anyone with any brains protest wars?
Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...) - Nope! "Life in prison" means "Contributes nothing an drains our tax dollars!"
Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch - Yep! I wear a medallion with Celtic knotwork on it.
Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing- Yep! ...so wearing a wedding ring, meaning I'm married to a woman, is a sign of homosexuality? Seems counterintuitive to me, but hey! I've been wrong before!

4 out of 30 yes answers. That makes me %13 gay. I can live with that. But given the fact that I also sword fight competetively, I'd say that cancels out the fact that I wear a medallion. So %9 gay. Even better. I now feel more secure in my manhood than I did before.

[Nighthawk]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Hey, wait a minute, sunshine.

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Are you implying that the greatest President in America's history is some sort of gayboy?

I'd say it's pretty blatant!! I'm so disillusioned...

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Back to how to recognise a gay.


Swordfights competively

[Nighthawk]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Back to how to recognise a gay.


Swordfights competively

OK! Sure!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Brother Jack, I agree with you, unless of course the matches are to the death.

Still a colossal waste of God's Time, but not (too) gay.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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