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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #256
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Brother Jack, I agree with you, unless of course the matches are to the death.

    Still a colossal waste of God's Time, but not (too) gay.

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device
    I believe he may be thinking of 'tummy swords'.

    Tummy swords is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two 'swords', to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.

    YiC

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #257
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
      I believe he may be thinking of 'tummy swords'.

      Tummy swords is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two 'swords', to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.

      YiC

      Jack
      I'm not even sure you could "fight" like that to the death.



      YiC,

      Z. Smyth
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      • nickbailey
        Unsaved trash, Hatemonger
        • Jun 2011
        • 19

        #258
        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        More signs of a Homosexual
        Has long hair

        Knows how to "manscape"
        dont forget jesus had long hair... you should know your stuff (im not saying hes gay though im thankful he gave his life for everyone)
        Posted via Mobile Device

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #259
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by nickbailey View Post
          dont forget jesus had long hair... you should know your stuff (im not saying hes gay though im thankful he gave his life for everyone)
          Posted via Mobile Device
          Scripture or it didn't happen.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14226

            #260
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Remember THIS POST?

            im not even gonna reply, say all you want cause im not even gonna read your posts anymore because ill be having fun and not be sitting at a computer all day complaining about music ill even delete my account so i CANT reply
            .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 1hour 25minutes later

            POOF! he's back
            Originally posted by nickbailey View Post
            dont forget jesus had long hair... you should know your stuff (im not saying hes gay though im thankful he gave his life for everyone)
            I thought you might have read The Bible to find something in support of your claim that Jesus died for everyone? I will find one for you:





            __________________________________________________


            JOHN 3:i6
            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
            __________________________________________________





            Oh - that verse is not suitable: it says that ONLY SOME PEOPLE are covered: the ones that BELIEVE IN HIM.

            Let's try Matthew.. ..




            __________________________________________________


            MATTHEW 7:13-14
            Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it
            __________________________________________________




            Hmmm .. .. maybe I'm reading the wrong Bible; which one are you reading????????

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            • nickbailey
              Unsaved trash, Hatemonger
              • Jun 2011
              • 19

              #261
              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              Remember THIS POST?

              .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 1hour 25minutes later

              POOF! he's back


              I thought you might have read The Bible to find something in support of your claim that Jesus died for everyone? I will find one for you:





              __________________________________________________


              JOHN 3:i6
              For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
              __________________________________________________





              Oh - that verse is not suitable: it says that ONLY SOME PEOPLE are covered: the ones that BELIEVE IN HIM.

              Let's try Matthew.. ..




              __________________________________________________


              MATTHEW 7:13-14
              Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it
              __________________________________________________




              Hmmm .. .. maybe I'm reading the wrong Bible; which one are you reading????????
              my friend and i share a account i told him not to post anything and he posted that
              Posted via Mobile Device

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #262
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by nickbailey View Post
                my friend and i share a account i told him not to post anything and he posted that
                Posted via Mobile Device
                Aren't shared accounts a violation of the TOS?

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22357

                  #263
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  Originally posted by nickbailey View Post
                  my friend and i share a account
                  Is "your friend" gay?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • nickbailey
                    Unsaved trash, Hatemonger
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 19

                    #264
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    no hes not gay were just friends

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                    • JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer
                      Unsaved trash,unintelligent, undereducated, and religious hating pig
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 172

                      #265
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      Observer
                      Should your imaginary god puke what would be issued forth and from
                      where?
                      Sexual preferences evolved naturally just as did all other,
                      proclivities , both in
                      humans and other species. Your hatred thereof is pathological and
                      stems
                      from your blind commitment, to a hideous , sadomasochistic,
                      superstitious,
                      psychotic, malignancy (christianity)which has destroyed your ability
                      to think, your objectivity,
                      and even your humanity.

                      You are much to be pitied
                      Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14226

                        #266
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        Originally posted by nickbailey View Post
                        .. .. [rot deleted] .. ..
                        Remember THIS POST?
                        im not even gonna reply, say all you want cause im not even gonna read your posts anymore because ill be having fun and not be sitting at a computer all day complaining about music ill even delete my account so i CANT reply
                        .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. 1hour 25minutes 10hours 9minutes later

                        POOF! he's back


                        Have you read The Bible yet?

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #267
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer View Post

                          Should your imaginary god puke what would be issued forth and from
                          where?
                          You're calling God imaginary, when here you called yourself a Christian and talked about praying to the Lord for our souls? You are one confused person.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                          • Kittens_r_Yummy
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 6

                            #268
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            Hi everyone, I'm new to this site and would like some guidance. How do you recognize a female homosexual? I think there might be some in my school.

                            Thank you very much
                            1 Corinthians 11:3
                            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                            • Kittens_r_Yummy
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 6

                              #269
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              I'm really sorry if you thought this was a silly question I was just hoping for guidance
                              1 Corinthians 11:3
                              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #270
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                Originally posted by Kittens_r_Yummy View Post
                                How do you recognize a female homosexual?
                                There's no such thing - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=66478
                                You might find some flannel-clad feminazis pretending to be "lesbians", but they're just waiting for the firm, guiding hand of a good Christian husband.
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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