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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #346
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    • They play sports. As even the Christ-hating entertainment media tell females, "You're supposed to date jocks, not be one."
    • They buy their clothes in the big and tall men's department.
    • They wear "sensible" shoes, although I don't see what's so sensible about living a deathstyle that so outrages Jesus.
    • They comb their hair like Justin Bieber.
    • They cannot spell "women" correctly.
    • They worship a goddess, when every Biblically literate person knows that the Lord is a man of war (Exodus 15:3).
    I might add that they are far far stronger than people. They use this strength to intimidate wives from leaving perfectly decent, God fearing husbands

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718

      #347
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      We must not forget the lezboid propensity for dying their hair unnatural hues, and their fanatical aversion to razors and hygiene in general. If she is musclebound, has braided armpit hair that is neon green, and smells of three day old salmon, she is without doubt a lezbean.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #348
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
        Now can you tell us how to spot a lesbian?

        They are stern women with comfortable shoes.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #349
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          They are stern women with comfortable shoes.
          Often accompanied by a lisp (the accepted collective noun) of prancing queers who operate the more delicate equipment (phones, computers, padlocks or petards) that the lesbipathic's sausage like fingers are unable to cope with.

          Talk about ironical.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Anne Sayne
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2016
            • 182

            #350
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            Often accompanied by a lisp (the accepted collective noun) of prancing queers who operate the more delicate equipment (phones, computers, padlocks or petards) that the lesbipathic's sausage like fingers are unable to cope with.

            Talk about ironical.

            YIC
            The only "delicate equipment" I use are a whisk and a bowl to make meals. Also this computer, but it's George's and I have permission
            God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
            Revelation 12:9
            Job 39:9

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            • FreeFromBrains
              Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
              • May 2012
              • 389

              #351
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
              The only "delicate equipment" I use are a whisk and a bowl to make meals. Also this computer, but it's George's and I have permission
              Why would a woman be so repressed?

              Oh right; the Bible.

              By the way (if anyone's interested) I finished my degree in Psychology: I got a 2:1!
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Anne Sayne
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2016
                • 182

                #352
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
                Why would a woman be so repressed?

                Oh right; the Bible.

                By the way (if anyone's interested) I finished my degree in Psychology: I got a 2:1!
                I am not "repressed." I'm just doing what I'm commanded and following God's law 100% and completely submitting to my husband as God commands.
                Plus, nobody cares about your psychology degree.
                God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
                Revelation 12:9
                Job 39:9

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                • Des
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 2718

                  #353
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
                  Plus, nobody cares about your psychology degree.
                  Any psychology that is not grounded in Biblical psychology is junk science. The Bible not only teaches us how to live, it teaches us how to think.
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • Vreb56
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Apr 2016
                    • 11

                    #354
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    Very interesting. Ill have to be more careful so that i am not mistaken for a faggot.

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                    • Brother Gonzalez
                      Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Sep 2016
                      • 2087

                      #355
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      Originally posted by Vreb56 View Post
                      Very interesting. Ill have to be more careful so that i am not mistaken for a faggot.
                      Yes, be more careful. Stop going to gay bars, and when a Guy invites you to his apartment, just say no.
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                      • Anne Sayne
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2016
                        • 182

                        #356
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        Originally posted by Des View Post
                        Any psychology that is not grounded in Biblical psychology is junk science. The Bible not only teaches us how to live, it teaches us how to think.
                        Exactly!
                        God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
                        Revelation 12:9
                        Job 39:9

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #357
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Originally posted by Des View Post
                          Any psychology that is not grounded in Biblical psychology is junk science. The Bible not only teaches us how to live, it teaches us how to think.
                          Indeed. True Christians™ are compelled to warn the unsuspecting unbeliever of the Truth™, but the message just isn't being heeded enough.


                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • BrotherLarry
                            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 2248

                            #358
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            I will just be glad when, during a Donald Trump presidency, we all pick up the newspaper and read:


                            HOMOSEKSHERALISM IS ILLEAGEL!


                            There is no reason that a man should touch another man other than for a friendly handshake or (very short) pat on the back. I mean, there are exceptions like CPR and helping someone up who has fallen. Other than that, a man touches me and he ends up on the floor through the help of my God-given righteous indignation. GLORY
                            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                            Amen and Amen

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #359
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              Originally posted by demoncooter View Post
                              Being gay is not a choice. For goodness sake, why can't you people get that in your heads? You are born gay, it's inside you. You cannot change your mind, it just happens and love is a beautiful thing no matter who it is between, gay or straight. God said love thy neighbor, God said not to judge people so if you're so into your religion quit judging people and just accept them for who they are!
                              Being Gay is very much a choice and moreover, it is the work of Satan to increase his unholy flock with AIDS infested minions. It's so obvious even a school child can explain it.


                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                Mayor of Freehold
                                 
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 12367

                                #360
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Being Gay is very much a choice and moreover, it is the work of Satan to increase his unholy flock with AIDS infested minions. It's so obvious even a school child can explain it.
                                That Satan inspired view there is no choice about which sex one is attracted to is bought into by soooo many liberals. Satan knows where to make his pitch. It is to those uninformed about the Bible.
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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