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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

    The eggheads in Godless England have finally done something useful. THIS secular test was performed to determined who was the best driver, and guess who won! Men, that's who!

    Study: Women, gay men share driving flaws

    SUMMARY: Women and gay men are slower to take in spatial information, suggesting it's tougher for them to drive in a strange environment, a UK study shows.

    Both women and gay men tend to rely on local landmarks to navigate the road and are slower to take in spatial information, a new U.K. study has shown.

    Psychologists at Queen Mary, University of London, say that the findings suggest that these drivers would have a more difficult experience than straight male motorists when driving in a strange environment, The Daily Telegraph of London reported Wednesday.

    A group of 140 volunteers took computer-based tests, revealing that gay men, lesbians, and straight women share similar navigational skills. The test showed, however, that women are better able than men to remember the position of objects.

    "Gay people appear to show a 'mosaic' of performance, parts of which are male-like and other parts of which are female-like," said Qazi Rahman, who led the research team, in the article.
    Another reason to give up being a queer: you'll drive better!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Dr. Zaius
    Member of Landover Zoological Society
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 249

    #2
    Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

    Don't you know that when they get gay homers in the military that they make them NAVIGATORS because they don't want to fight? This can't be good.
    Ack!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

      Unbelievable!! Does that mean that lesbian Chink drivers are the worst, ever?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • nikilds
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 164

        #4
        Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

        Being a horrible driver myself, Im not surprised.
        Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
        Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

          You got that right Pastor Zeke.

          Remember that weekend last year when you, Tater and most of the Brothers went on some weekend witnessing get-a-way and I was left to do the valet parking in the Landover West parking lot all by myself?

          That took a few days to clear up.

          Let that be a lesson to ALL that WOMEN SHOULD NOT WORK OUTSIDE OF THE HOME!

          Lve, Sister Thumper
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          • Cheshire
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 213

            #6
            Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            You got that right Pastor Zeke.

            Remember that weekend last year when you, Tater and most of the Brothers went on some weekend witnessing get-a-way and I was left to do the valet parking in the Landover West parking lot all by myself?

            That took a few days to clear up.

            Let that be a lesson to ALL that WOMEN SHOULD NOT WORK OUTSIDE OF THE HOME!

            Lve, Sister Thumper

            EEK! Sister Thumper, while agreeing with you, i glanced at the parking lot cars. One of them is a mini cooper, a foul british car. Who would own such a thing?
            Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

              Originally posted by Cheshire View Post
              EEK! Sister Thumper, while agreeing with you, i glanced at the parking lot cars. One of them is a mini cooper, a foul british car. Who would own such a thing?
              15 mexican dishwashers showed up in it. In Godly America, they practically give those things away.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Cheshire
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 213

                #8
                Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                15 mexican dishwashers showed up in it. In Godly America, they practically give those things away.

                Ah, thank you. Nearly made me drop the pie I was making.
                Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                • Dr. Zaius
                  Member of Landover Zoological Society
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 249

                  #9
                  Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

                  I looked closely at the auto pileup, but didn't notice any Mini Coopers in there. Which one are you looking at? Maybe one of our Europeen brothers can enlighten us.
                  Ack!

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

                    I can't see it either, but then again a small car is a small car - they all look alike.

                    I do remember what happened though: I was kindly* invited to Freehold to give Advanced Parking Instructions to Sister BTB and Sister Tal.

                    We had a few technical problems during the day, and I have not been invited back since.

                    We ran out of SUV's that day, so we all had to use the cars of our Messicans, which Sister BTB then parked for us.

                    The next day was very quiet in Freehold, and I had to walk to the airport to get back home. Oh, those were the days.

                    * (the actual call went like: "oh bloody shut up about your cars already - if you are that good, come over and give our wimmins some driving lessons)
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                    • Cheshire
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 213

                      #11
                      Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

                      See that tiny blue car, nearby a parked red vehicle? Mini cooper.
                      Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                      • Dr. Zaius
                        Member of Landover Zoological Society
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 249

                        #12
                        Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

                        I was looking at that car, too. However, I have to confer with brother Wide-Open. There don't appear to be any minis in that pileup.
                        Ack!

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #13
                          Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

                          It's like arguing about how many Angels would fit on the tip of a needle, but I somehow suspêct these are all Fiats. It might be a Seixento or something homerish like that.

                          Oh well, it surely isn't a Godly V8™, that much I know.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

                            I thought of these photos. I'm sure there are more. Part of the problem, I'm sure, is that bad drivers are afraid that the other drivers out there are worse than they are. They over-react to non-events and cause accidents, or just miss seeing things altogether:


                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22877

                              #15
                              Re: Proof Positive: Queers and Women Are Lousy Drivers!

                              Perhaps this would help?
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